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Granted, but a scout hits you with a baseball bat and takes it. BONK!

I wish I didn't have to take french class...

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yeah but you would have to take the class of how to escape from evil monsters.

i wish that i could find the download of the gamecube games that i want to play

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yeah but you would have to take the class of how to escape from evil monsters.

i wish that i could find the download of the gamecube games that i want to play

Granted, but you also download an unstoppable virus with them.

I wish...I... *thinking*... my computer's processing speed was 15 times faster than it is now.

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yeah but it would be root-em beer (rooten beer)

i wish that i had a better computer...

granted I guess, but it's held together by wood screws :P

wish I had some more $$$

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granted I guess, but it's held together by wood screws :P

wish I had some more $$$

Granted, but it starts raining from the skies and eventually piles up on you crushing you to da DEATH!

I wish I had more pie :)

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You beat him up, but Triple H sledgehammers you in the back of the head.

I wish I could make my own games.

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he does, but for some reason adds really cheesy 90's music

I wish I never had to sleep ^^

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Granted, but now you have eye bugs bigger than your hand.

I wish I could join the Star Fox team

[Pruned to save disk space]

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You do, but get shot down by Star Wolf your first mission.

I wish I could throw an unlimited supply of hammers like the Hammer Bros. from Super Mario Bros.

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yeah, but mario would kill you by mistake thinking that you're a hammer bro.

i wish that matt macdowel could accept that moste pepole think that love is a good thing and that sfc is lame.

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yeah, but mario would kill you by mistake thinking that you're a hammer bro.

i wish that matt macdowel could accept that moste pepole think that love is a good thing and that sfc is lame.

Not granted, for we can not change the heart of a child.

I wish I could make all the boasters at my brawl tourney place to shut up and stop spamming.

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Granted, but now they always beat you up

I wish they'd make a LEGO Star Fox game

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Wish granted, but they would only make 13 copies of it, for the original gameboy

I wish for an Arwing Racing video game

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Granted but the mouthpiece is sold separately.

I wish Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was remade as a new movie.

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Granted, but the movie will suck

I wish that Nintendo becomes hardcore again

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Granted, but the games are almost five times as expensive as the usual price

I wish Star Wolf will realize their mistakes and join the Star Fox then become good guys.

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Granted, but SW becomes soft and loses their roughness.

I wish I had...another piece of gum? :lol:

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granted, but the gum is 100% sandpaper

I wish for a portal to Lylat!  :D

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