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Granted, but you get arrest for not having a guns permit

i wish to get punch in the face by mr. krystal xD

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Granted, but he was wearing spiked brass knuckles. 

I wish for a Starfox: Super Weekend flight jacket

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Granted, but when u got it some jerk had to throw it in the sewer and now its coverd in human waste.

I wish to be loved

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Granted, but your lover is a serial killer (or CEREAL killer, take your pic :lol:)

I wish for Nintendo to start selling Starfox merchandise. 

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Granted, but they sell it for 1000$ each item.

I wish world poverty was solved.

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Granted, but now world hunger increases ten-fold. 

I wish that I had a Beretta 92FS

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(Me too!)

Granted, but it jams up on you and "stovepipes"...

I wish I had my own place to live (I hate living with my parents!)

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Granted, but it is a roach-infested motel (EEEEEK!)

I wish for a massive baked potato, WITH BUTTER!

(Oh gosh, stove-piping = :()

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Granted but alot of them are she males and you marry one  :oops:

i wish for a 50 caliber sniper.

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Granted, but it jams and explodes on your first test shot

I wish for a longer weekend

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Granted, but you have to go to school over summer :'(

i wish for  :slippy: to be out of starfox.

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Granted, but they replace him with an ant named Bob. 

I wish I could own an intellevision.

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Granted, but now people stare at you 24/7

I wish for some grilled chicken :D

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Granted, but you have no powers, and no one follows you

I wish for a glass of vodka tea!

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Granted, but hate tea and u threw it in the sink

I wish i was never born! <---------- beat that!

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Granted, but then you ARE born!

I wish for my headache to go away :D

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granted, but people say its just a rip off.

I wish to meet my parants <----- can anyone beat this?

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Granted, but they hate you (ouch, that's rough...)

I wish to upgrade my finale program

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granted, but something horrbile happens and you have to restart  :x

I wish i was Mr. Krystal!

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Granted, but Krystal hates you

I wish for popcorn NOW!!

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