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Granted but it tastes like sh@#.

I wish telemarketers would leave me alone.

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Granted, but the creditors and repomen knock your house down

I wish to get Modnation Racers (PS3) already!!

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Granted, but it litary sucks

i wish for the conduit 2 to come out!!!!

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Granted, but the copy you bought came with no disc inside the case :P

I wish for some BBQ chicken right now :D

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Granted, but you hate BBQ chickin

i wish for crazy and me to go to prison!

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Granted, but I'm cleared of all charges while you rot (sorry, lol :D)

I wish for Matt to stop making such painful wishes, :lol:

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Granted, but then i go on a rampage

i wish i didn't drop that soap in prison yersday

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Again? Granted, but you are now the guy who everyone wants to rape!

I wish that I couldn't feel pain.

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granted, but you die quicker because u can't feel bulliet (and no one  answer my last one)

i wish porn was illegal

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Granted, but methamphetamine is legalized due to this

I wish for a comfy bed :D

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Granted, but its a cheap rip off and it breaks

i wish for sony to stop stealing from nintendo

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Granted but Nintendo steals schematics for a new system! I wish for a new LSX Hypro engine for my Tiburon.

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Granted, but they make a huge and 10x better version the next day

i wish Nintendo would allow me to make starfox!!!

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Granted, but they go bankrupt the next three seconds

I wish for Playstation Move to GET TO MY LIVING ROOM!! :D

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Granted, but they go bankrupt the next three seconds

I wish for Playstation Move to GET TO MY LIVING ROOM!! :D

Granted, but Chuck Norris comes out of it and kick you in the face, blowing the world up.

which ENDS this thread forever.

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WISH NOT GRANTED, for it would end an awesome thread

I wish for a HUGE serving of Baked Chicken! :D

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granted, but it expoldes

i wish chuck norris would kick the crap out of sony for steeling the wiimote

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Granted, but the he realizes that Playstation Move is much more accurate.

I wish I could FIRE MAH LAZOR!! :D

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WISH NOT GRANTED, for it would end an awesome thread

I wish for a HUGE serving of Baked Chicken! :D

It wasn't an freaking wish!

It autcally happened 2 years ago!

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Dude don't be a wet towel. Granted but the laser reflects off a door handle and hits you! I wish Chuck Norris would make another movie!

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OFF TOPIC PEOPLE!!!

Granted, but it fails miserable hard

i wish this topic would stay in topic!!!

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Granted, but then everyone stops posting here. I wish I could go to Burger King and ask for a doulble cheese burger without cheese!

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Granted, but they give you cheese anyways sorry

i wish crazyfonic was KING!

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Granted, but then everyone stops posting here. I wish I could go to Burger King and ask for a doulble cheese burger without cheese!

Granted.

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64gb barrier extended/g/2322332167667/nocheese/chessburger.aux/

Vrance.

ZOMG h4x!

I wish the above wish was repeated for my good friend, Vrance.

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Hell yeah dude! Granted but crazy get over throned by me! I wish for pie!

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