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granted, but he doesn't do it

I wish ranom would wish for something

PARADOX!

Sorry your wish has been erased.

Please insert an quarter to move on.

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erm i wish ranoemon would be a virgin jk j kk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jkjkjkjkjkjkj

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:offtopic:

I wish everyone would bow down before me!

No you are doing an wrong thing.

You posted wishes about virginity on 11-13 posts.

I will not stop until you refrain from it.

Nor is your wish granted.

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Okay, before these two get this thing locked, let's go on.

I wish for a dark blue 69' Chevorlet Camero

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HERE WE ******* GO AGAIN!  Matt seriously, no more posts about that, mmkay?

NOT GRANTED

I wish for a cartridge copy of Starfox2.

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Granted, but you step on a landmine on your first deployment

I wish for a Colt Peacemaker/Single Action Army

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Granted, but it breaks in half when u fire it

i wish i could play battle field bad company 2 with u crazy

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Granted, but your connection lags TERRIBLY :-(

I wish for Nintendo to go hardcore again, and have some mainstream StarFox merchandise for once!

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Granted, but the hardcore fails miserably

i wish nintendo would make a wii/n64 HD console

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Granted, but no one is interested

I wish for a netbook! :D

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  • 3 weeks later...

Granted, but a new one starts...world wide. It's a free for all! Run for the hills!

I wish I will ACE all my tests during my school career.

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Granted, but you completely fail all tests throughout your actual career :D (sorry, that was harsh :lol:)

I wish for a new computer, preferably a desktop (my laptop constantly overheats, and the left click button stopped working.  I get blue-screened quite frequently too)

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Granted, but it causes a natural disaster to occur right next to your house every time you click the left button. If you get a blue screen, you get shot by a nearby sniper that was hired to do such evil deed. (Sorry. Couldn't think of much.  :))

I wish this statement is a lie.

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(Oh man, I got SUPER PWNED! :D)

Granted, but now, the CAKE BECOMES THE TRUTH!

I wish THE CAKE BECAME A LIE AGAIN!

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lol.

Granted, but the cake turns into a PIE the second you try to get it. HAHAHA sucker.  :evil:

jks.

I wish...I would have the ability to fly safely wherever I went. SAFELY. Ha! Try and break this one.

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Granted, but once you land, all of your body parts implode :D

I wish for my very own EV-1!

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Granted, but it's bright pink.

I wish I didn't need surgery for the cyst in my leg, and that it would disperse on its own. :(

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Awww. I feel bad. I just want to say granted. No strings attached.  :(

I wish money never existed. (Dunno how I came up with that.  O_o)

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