twisted wishes

[EazyIN]

Granted but it's an accidental kiss

I wish I met Ozzy Osbourne

[Braux]

Wish granted, but I become so jealous I-

whine about it in your ear for days.

I wish I had something to do this summer...

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted, but you must eat waffles all week long unitl September

I wish I piloted an Arwing...

[EazyIN]

Granted but you crash and hospitalize Krystal 

I wish I had an assault Rifle...

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but you must wait a 90 day period to use it.

I wish I voiced Mario

[EazyIN]

Granted but Charles Martinet breaks free from the closet and kicks you across the stadium.

I wish I had every Ozzy,Sabbath,ZZTop,Quiet Riot,Aerosmith,AC/DC, ECT album

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but they all will have deep scratches

I wish I owned Microsoft

[TheRedFox8]

Granted, but you get bought out by Bill Cosby ten seconds later.

I wish to go to Boot Camp early.

[EazyIN]

Granted but you quit your first 2 minutes

I wish command never happened

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but you must draw Panther fan art 24/7

I wish Nintendo made Super Kart Bros. (Nintendo characters from many of their franchsies race in karts. Like Mario Kart)

[TheRedFox8]

Granted but you must draw Panther fan art 24/7

Ouch, what a punishment!

Granted, but it was canceled. Suffered the same fate as SF2 or Starcraft Ghost.

I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with the dragons in a land afar.

(cookie for those who get the reference)

[EazyIN]

Granted but it eats your family and friends

I wish I had a Bentley (the car)

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but you pay double for the gas prices.

I wish I fought Bill Gates for his wrongdoing

[Guest DRL]

Granted but he then sues you and

ends owning up everything you have,

included yourself.

I wish I was an UFO.

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but you must repeat this sound. every time you turn on.

I wish Krystal in the next super smash bros.

[Guest DRL]

Granted but you must repeat this sound. every time you turn on.

ROFL!!!

I wish Krystal in the next super smash bros.

Granted, but she is an hostile NPC.

I wish I had ceiling cat came to my house!

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but the cat will only listen to you if you talk like this.

I wish Fox and Krystal could get their own game about their romantic life together

[Vy'drach]

Granted but the cat will only listen to you if you talk like this.

I wish Fox and Krystal could get their own game about their romantic life together

Granted, but it's a bishojo game.

I wish anthros were real.

[DarthDelgado]

Granted, but it's a bishojo game.

I wish anthros were real.

Granted but they come and kill you brutally.

I wish for a bottle of ketchup.

[CrypticQuery]

Granted, but you try to use it in a way similar to MGS1, and cut yourself to death

I wish for a shish-ka-bob (if that's how ya spell it, lol )

[Guest Mr. Mario]

Granted but you will get food poisoning 2 hours later

I wish I stole Bill Gates money

[Guest DRL]

Granted but the cat will only listen to you if you talk like this.

(lol, EVP refference? )

^ Granted, but the InterPol

  captures you and confiscates

  it.

I wish I was the undisputed ruler

of the world (that means, no revolts  ).

[TheRedFox8]

Granted, but juggling thousands of problems at once is too much, and stress turns you insane.

I wish it was Friday.

[DarthDelgado]

Granted, but juggling thousands of problems at once is too much, and stress turns you insane.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted but it is Friday 1743.

I wish for an industrial sized Coke bottle.

[TheRedFox8]

Granted, but it is not Coca-Cola. It's...

The Police show up to your house minutes later.

I wish I could control time.