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Granted, but it is not Coca-Cola. It's...

The Police show up to your house minutes later.

I wish I could control time.

:lol:

Anywho, granted but you accidently beam yourself to Nintendo and must test the Virtual Boy for 24 hours.

I wish I could run around the world 73 times in 5 seconds.

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Granted, but you trip on a rock going at that speed. Hilarity ensues.

I wish I had my copy of MGS: TTS

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Granted but you will have lags 22/7

I wish I voiced Krystal

Granted, but you become her

afterwards.

I wish I voiced Bill.

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Guest Mr. Mario

Granted, but you become her

afterwards.

(OH NOEZ!!!!  :trollface:)

I wish I voiced Bill.

Granted but you will get fired by Miyamoto when you say HEY, SEE IF I HELP YOU AGAIN

I wish I had a sword

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(OH NOEZ!!!!  :trollface:)

(Oh Krystal you know

all your fanboys... :trollface: )

(OH NOEZ!!!!  :trollface:)

Granted but you will get fired by Miyamoto when you say HEY, SEE IF I HELP YOU AGAIN

I wish I had a sword

Granted, but it is made up of candy.

I wish the world trembled before my power!

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Granted but you must quote ALL of Dante's quotes from the Devil may cry games to conquer the world...NO LOOKING UP OR PLAYING THE GAMES

I wish I had a tail

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Granted but you must quote ALL of Dante's quotes from the Devil may cry games to conquer the world...NO LOOKING UP OR PLAYING THE GAMES

(Well my brother has got DMC 4...And... DMC ..4...

AND DMC 4... Guess that coutns if I repeat it! :lol: )

I wish I had a tail

Granted, but it is :dash:'s tail.

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(Well my brother has got DMC 4...And... DMC ..4...

AND DMC 4... Guess that coutns if I repeat it! :lol: )

Wish, not granted then.

I wish that I wished upon a star

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Wish, not granted then.

(This means that I AM VICTORIOUS!

I CREATED A FLAWLESS WISH!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!! :D + :P )

^Granted, but the start does not

listens to you.

I wish I had an UFO.

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Granted but the only thing it serves is Coke in the 1800's

I wish Krystal wasn't around to bother me...

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Granted but the only thing it serves is Coke in the 1800's

(Dang! O_o)

I wish Krystal wasn't around to bother me...

Granted, but Kursed is still around,

and after the bounty on your head.

I wish I was a Sentient Ship!

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Granted, but Kursed is still around,

and after the bounty on your head.

(D*mn)

I wish I was a Sentient Ship!

Granted but you must DO A BARREL ROLL every 5 minutes

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I wish I could not FALCON PAWNCH

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(D*mn)

Granted but you must DO A BARREL ROLL every 5 minutes

Luigi_animations_2_by_Mufei_Luigi.gif

( DRL: N000000000000000000000000000!!!!

  :peppy: HOORAH! )

I wish I could not FALCON PAWNCH

Granted, but you can not do

do a FALCON KICK! neither.

I wish I was :bill: !

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Granted but you must not EVER fly your ship.

( Dang, I wanted to do that specially  :( )

I wish I was Bowser

Granted, but one day you

are fighting Mario and fall

into lava, and suffer a painfull

death. (ouch.)

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris,

Bruce Lee, Chackie Chan, and Arnold

Schwatzeneger!

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Granted but you didn't mention Hulk Hogan so...he beats you up to your death

I wish I owned the rights to Krystal

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Granted, but they get stolen in your sleep

I wish for an earlier boot camp date.

I lost the game :troll:

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Granted, but it's so early, it contradicts the current time, causing a TIME PARADOX! :D

I wish what I just said made sense to someone other than me :lol:

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Granted, but it's glitchy and everyone hates it.

I wish I could obtain anything that I would want at the snap of my fingers.

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Granted but you break your fingers before you even obtain something

I wish I was the next Bond

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Granted, but you aren't in a movie, and so, your success is not scripted. (You might blow the mission....) Your boss sure wouldnt like that... LOL

I wish I could transport anywhere at anytime.

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