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Granted, its $0.01

I wish I had Flash player 8 so I could make "Razor's Saga" come to life.

Granted, but then someone steals your idea.

I wish there was a SF Romance rp. (Seriously lol)

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Granted, but then someone steals your idea.

I wish there was a SF Romance rp. (Seriously lol)

Granted, but its locked for pornography.

I wish for Crackbone to be my friend.

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Lol! xD

Gah, me too.

Granted, but now you have unstable "home security," and burglars break in all the time.

I wish that I didn't have a headache right now. We ran out of Tylenol. :(

Granted. You get a headache later with no Tylenol.

I wish I could find a girl that liked me lmao xD

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(mee too)

Granted, but she's an insane serial killer

I wish I had my own place (in a good neighborhood)

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(mee too)

Granted, but she's an insane serial killer

I wish I had my own place (in a good neighborhood)

Granted but it's a run down used-to-be-an-apartment-room house.

I wish my wishes cam true without any repracutions. (Idk how to spell )

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Granted but it's a run down used-to-be-an-apartment-room house.

I wish my wishes cam true without any repracutions. (Idk how to spell )

Granted, for only 1 minute.

I wish for constant randomness.

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Granted, for only 1 minute.

I wish for constant randomness.

Granted, but a random car runs over you.

I wish I had a fish that didn't die, get eaten, didn't get me killed, nothing wrong happened to it or to me and it had super powers with no weaknesses what-so-ever in any sort of way in this deminsion, in this timeline, on this planet, in my house that was not destroyed.

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Granted, but a random car runs over you.

I wish I had a fish that didn't die, get eaten, didn't get me killed, nothing wrong happened to it or to me and it had super powers with no weaknesses what-so-ever in any sort of way in this deminsion, in this timeline, on this planet, in my house that was not destroyed.

Granted, but your cat dies.

I wish I could belly dance again D8

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Granted, but your cat dies.

I wish I could belly dance again D8

Granted, but you gained weight and thus nobody wants to see it you perform or dance.

I wish my non-wishes weren't so mean lol  :lol: :lol:

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Granted, but you gained weight and thus nobody wants to see it you perform or dance.

I wish my non-wishes weren't so mean lol  :lol: :lol:

Granted, but then you'd be pwned... constantly. 

I wish I could beat Asshole Mario for Nintendo.  :evil:

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Granted, but then you'd be bitch slapped like for the pussy you are.

I wish I could beat Asshole Mario for Nintendo.  :evil:

Granted, but then you get scolded for calling me a p****.

I wish you had read the rules >_>

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Granted, but then you get scolded for calling me a p****.

I wish you had read the rules >_>

Granted....so granted.... But then I'll yell at you for not telling me about them before!!! D8<

I wish I don't get yelled at >.>

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Granted....so granted.... But then I'll yell at you for not telling me about them before!!! D8<

I wish I don't get yelled at >.>

Granted. You get banned.

I wish youdidn't get banned for it lol

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Granted. You get banned.

I wish youdidn't get banned for it lol

Granted....hopefully. Then I go hide and send you hate mail.

I wish I had the death note and NEVER got caught.

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Granted....hopefully. Then I go hide and send you hate mail.

I wish I had the death note and NEVER got caught.

Out of sh**s and giggles, Ryuk kills you.

I wish I was a shinigami with human apples.

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Out of sh**s and giggles, Ryuk kills you.

I wish I was a shinigami with human apples.

Granted, but then you fall madly in love with someone that's supposed to die and save them. You turn into dust and the apples become the new owner of the death note.

I wish Light Yagami wrote out a long well thought out death for Misa.

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Granted, but then you fall madly in love with someone that's supposed to die and save them. You turn into dust and the apples become the new owner of the death note.

I wish Light Yagami wrote out a long well thought out death for Misa.

Granted, but it invoves her arriving at your house and stabbing you with...an APPLE! (slow, but painful)

I wish I could run as fast as Sonic.

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Granted, but it invoves her arriving at your house and stabbing you with...an APPLE! (slow, but painful)

I wish I could run as fast as Sonic.

Granted, but then you'd trip over the flash and break both legs.

I wish I could....eat something  :oops:

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Granted, but then you'd trip over the flash and break both legs.

I wish I could....eat something  :oops:

Granted. It's poisonous.

I wish i ate something that wasn't poisonous ^_^

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Granted. It's poisonous.

I wish i ate something that wasn't poisonous ^_^

Granted. It's moldy.

I wish someone would give me a delicious pizza from pizza hut... and something sweet.

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Granted. It's moldy.

I wish someone would give me a delicious pizza from pizza hut... and something sweet.

Granted. It's so sweet, you puke. Pizza has ANCHOVIES! (Spell it for me! lol)

I wish I had a dog-eating non-man-eating mouse that ate Ryuu-kun's dog O-o

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Granted. It's so sweet, you puke. Pizza has ANCHOVIES! (Spell it for me! lol)

I wish I had a dog-eating non-man-eating mouse that ate Ryuu-kun's dog O-o

Granted. Your mouse eats Ryuu-kun's dog, then your mouse dies of a very terrible seizure.

I wish Yorokobi-san had anchovies in the next bowl of ice cream he ate.

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Granted. Your mouse eats Ryuu-kun's dog, then your mouse dies of a very terrible seizure.

I wish Yorokobi-san had anchovies in the next bowl of ice cream he ate.

Granted, but they don't taste or smell like them. More like vanilla. ^_^

I wish I had ice cream right now >_<

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Granted, but they don't taste or smell like them. More like vanilla. ^_^

I wish I had ice cream right now >_<

Granted. Get off your *ss and get some, or you'll starve, and the rest of us shall laugh.

I wish the delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, chocolate chip cookies and chocolate syrup... had fudge in it! xD

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