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Granted, but you are forever forced to work on the really bad games.

I wish I had all the Tenacious D albums. (2 actually...)

Your a T-D fan?! They are like the best... favourite song by them?

Granted but they don't work on your CD player.

I wish my dog hadn't caused such a mess leaving me to clean it...

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Granted, but your dog ends up making another one instead.

(Probably "wonderboy" or "The Metal" :P)

I wish for some good music on mah Ipod

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Granted, but the standards of someone elses good, not your own, so you didna like it.

(I dunno, but from the video games i played, bionic comandos has good music, got some of that thrown in my ipod.)

I wish I... was currently better at starcraft, and wouldn't have to work my way on, to becoming good at it.

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(Probably "wonderboy" or "The Metal" :P)

(Sweet, mine is definetly the rock off, at the end of The Pick of Destiny)

Granted but I challenge you and beat you no matter how good you are.

I wish I had the ability to see two minutes into the future.

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Granted, but everybody else gets to see four minutes into the future.

(hey, more Tenacious D fans! you gotta love History and Tribute. I also got 94% singing Master Exploder on Rock Band. Hard difficulty. Woulda had 100, but couldn't hit that last note.)

I wish I had more time to game Starfox.

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Granted, buuuuuuuuut every time you open your eyes, they fire. (Totally not a rip off of x-men XD)

I wish I had wings that would fly.

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granted but everyone would say LOLZ WAT?

I wish I had a huge oil deposit (more oil in it than Saudi Arabia's and Canada's deposits combined) in my backyard.

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Granted but it leaks to the surface and someone lights a match.

I wish I had the ability to control the element of air.

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Granted, but you it cannot enter your lungs anymore.

I wish I had AN AMAZING SUPER FAST COMPUTER!!!!

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Granted, but it's got vista, and nothing is compatable.

I wish I had my own bedroom.

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Granted, but since I can't say anything about fanboyism, nada.

I wish that Ubisoft didn't go to the low of creating a live action movie for Assassins Creed...

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Granted, but now they have a live action movie  about Rayman coming out.

I wish I had teleportation abilities.

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Granted but you can only teleport to the worst possible places on earth (like North Korea, Burma, Detroit, etc.)

I wish I took over the world.

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Granted but the wishgranter makes a mistake and gives you a yellow box instead.

I wish I wish had'nt killed that fish  :(

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Granted, but Microsoft Word won't work whereas Microsoft Excell and PowerPoint will work.

I wish it was Friday.

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granted but you catch a cold and can't get out of bed

i wish to know what i should wish  :?

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granted, but someone else posts it here before you can.

I wish to break/make the Guiness Book of World Records for best fart ever made.

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