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Granted, but he chokes.

I wish I was more active.

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Granted, but he chokes.

I wish I was more active.

That's a bad thing? :lol:

Granted but you spam like crazy and everyone despises you.

I wish I could finish the projects I start for myself.

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That's a bad thing? :lol:

Only for people who actually like Panther.

Granted, but you don't like the results.

I wish they would come out with Transformers: Animated Constructicon toys.

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That's a bad thing? :lol:

YAY PANTHERS DEAD!!

Granted ,but the ages are Marked 2-5 and their only in the baby toys aisle.

I wish I could drive a real Transformer of a Backhoe.

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Wish granted but hes drunk, and your the one with the DwI

I wish I had the time and creativity to make my own SF Comic

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Wish granted but hes drunk, and your the one with the DwI

I wish I had the time and creativity to make my own SF Comic

Granted but your swarmed by Fans

I wish i had a front loader transformer.

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Granted, but he's lazy.

I wish Krystal's hair was longer.

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Granted, but it's in Rhastafari Dreadlocks, mon...dey lookin' like green snakes in a sugar cane field, now...

Okay...I wish I had a thick Manhattan, NYC accent

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Granted, but you're suspected of armed robbery.

I wish I had no acne.

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(Oh, man, you  got acne, I'm sorry to hear that, I know your pain, man...I hate that stuff!)

Granted, but when your face gets burned off, revealing your skull

I wish I could shape shift, like Mystique or Morph from the X-Men

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Granted, but your skull cap keeps bloating off and on.

I wish I could write sketches for Robot Chicken.

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Granted, but Seth Green steals all the credit and copyrights and royalties from you

I wish I had a deep voice, radio or bass man singer quality

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Granted but you scare everybody.

I wish I could record footage to make YouTube Poops with.

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Granted, but now they're the next internet meme, and now, everyone is copying from you, thus, making your poops unoriginal

I wish that I had a Frankenstrat

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Granted, but they're quite sinister.

I wish there was a new Donkey Kong platformer out for the Wii.

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Granted but they stuff it up big time, killing the franchise.

I wish I could remember where I left my wallet (three weeks with out it now).

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Granted, but you left it on that trip when you were in China. I wish my wish won't end badly.

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Granted, but then it turns out bad AGAIN.

I wish my sister could trip on spikes.  :|/ :shock:

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(That's a bit harsh)

Granted, but she blames you.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

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(That's a bit harsh)

Granted, but she blames you.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

Granted ,but You really din't want to know.

I wish I had a plasma grenade.

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Granted but it's a dud.

I wish I had a PED suit.

Granted ,but I have no idea what a Ped suit is so it's actully a Tuxedo.

I wish this topic would explode.

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Granted ,but I have no idea what a Ped suit is so it's actully a Tuxedo.

I wish this topic would explode.

(ever played Metroid Prime 3: Corruption?)

Granted but the posts fall on top of your house.

I wish I stopped having writter's blocks...

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(ever played Metroid Prime 3: Corruption?)

Granted but the posts fall on top of your house.

I wish I stopped having writter's blocks...

(no i din't looked it up anyway :shock:)Granted but your keyboard breaks

I wish my arrow keys would work on this darn computer!

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