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Granted but they cause your computer to crash.

I wish I hadn't eaten all my chocolate in one hour... :shock:

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Granted but they cause your computer to crash.

I wish I hadn't eaten all my chocolate in one hour... :shock:

Granted ,but you get sick on the choclate you did eat.

I wish I had something good to snack on...

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Granted ,but you get sick on the choclate you did eat.

I wish I had something good to snack on...

(That's why I wish I hadn't eaten them all...)

Granted but you get a mild case of food poisoning.

I wish my dog would shut up.

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(That's why I wish I hadn't eaten them all...)

Granted but you get a mild case of food poisoning.

I wish my dog would shut up.

Granted ,but now it bites instead of barks.

I wish someone could explain how I get food posioning from chips..

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but they show you firsthand by making you eat them, and getting you sick.

I wish I had an aristocratic English accent

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Granted but everyone stereotypes you as a selfish rich old man.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Granted, but it's something dirty with Krystal. :oops:

I wish I liked my school teachers better than I do.

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Guest krystal08

granted,but you'r kick out of the school for ever because you love them too much

i wish i could get a hand on weapon zero other # than the first 3 one...

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Granted, but it's a -3.

I wish they killed Ned Flanders for real.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but he comes back as a zombie...

I wish I had a flamethrower, and was allowed by law to own/use it!

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Granted, but you need a lot of fuel for it.

I wish the Super Mario Bros. movie never happened.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but there was a really horrible Zelda movie instead.

I wish I was an actual anthropomorphic red fox (human/vulpine hybrid)

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Granted, but you get mistaken for Fox's father.

I wish there were more episodes of My Little Transformers.

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Granted, but you get mistaken for Fox's father.

I wish there were more episodes of My Little Transformers.

Granted but they're sooo funny you Literally die laughing. d

"Did you hear that they want to play dog pile."

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Since Kursed didn't make a wish, I wish I was more physically active.

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Guest krystal08

granted,but you do a lot of biking and gt hit by a car and it crush your bones

i wish to have a chainsaw who will be my left arm

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Granted, but it cuts off your right arm.

I wish my dog was quieter.

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Granted but it starts biting you.

I wish I could have telepathic abilities.

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Granted but it makes you a pervert.

I wish I was more calm at school.

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Granted but you become aggressive at home.

I wish my cat would shut up.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but he won't quit sharpening on all the furniture.

I wish I had my own Arwing, and the knowledge of how to pilot/maintain it.

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Granted but you crash land on TItania.

I wish I could fly a F-22

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Granted, but it turns into Starscream.

I wish I had a better attention span.

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Granted, but you become interested in the wrong things.

I wish I could see someone who hasn't been online for a week due to a broken laptop, and I really miss him.

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Granted, but now he can't see you because of a technical difficulty.

I wish I had better logic.

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