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Guest Julius Quasar

Wish granted, but you miss seeing my Mammoth Tank falling apart.  :P

I wish your life got better, Sorry dude!

(Thanks, Braux...)

Granted, but I have to kill someone who's life is perfect...

I wish I could win the lottery

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(Thanks, Braux...)

Granted, but I have to kill someone who's life is perfect...

I wish I could win the lottery

Granted but your stupid parents take all the money

I wish Julius' parents would shape up or ship out.

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(Haha, thanks Kursed)

Granted, but I've moved out by the time they ship out :P

I wish I had a girlfriend

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Granted, but she's Megan Fox.

I wish I wasn't so hot at night.

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Guest Julius Quasar

(EWWWW! Megan Fox!? Haha!  :P)

Granted, but now you're freezing cold at night..

I wish I was the voice of Fox McCloud, and did a great job on it, in the next Star Fox released by Nintendo Games

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Granted, but Michael Richards plays Falco.

I wish my friend wasn't expelled from school.

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Granted, but Michael Richards plays Falco.

I wish my friend wasn't expelled from school.

(Michael Richards!? Uh-oh...Sorry about your friend, oh, and I found out who "Megan Fox" is, ewwww! haha!  :P )

Granted, but you get sent to military school!

I wish I had $100,000,000,000

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Granted, but you robbed a bank to get the money.

I wish everything was less loud around me.

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Granted, but you robbed a bank to get the money.

I wish everything was less loud around me.

granted ,but you go death

i wish I din't have to pick up my sister today and drop her off tomorrow

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Granted but your sister is stolen by a pedophile. I wish i could go a year into the future.

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Granted, but you're an anti-Furry.

I wish they did a new Sonic cartoon and used the SatAM theme for it.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but it gets canceled with no reruns

AHHHRRRRRR! I be wishin' I were a powerful and successful pirate leader, mateys!

Arrr, har har har har har har!

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Granted but you get caught by the navy.

I wish I had a say in what I could do.

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Granted but now you can't vote.

I wish I could focus more on my schoolwork.

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Granted, but you get tempted to cheat.

I wish I was the next Governor of California.

Granted but AR-NOLD kills you for the postion. (Don't mess with the terminator!)

I wish I could never leave the good mood I'm in right now! :P -_- :P

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Granted but you have a cold.

I wish there was a Sonic animated movie for theaters.

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Granted but you have a cold.

I wish there was a Sonic animated movie for theaters.

Granted but it sucks and everything you like about it is ruined.

I wish my Brawl matches with some people don't lag.

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Granted, but they contain subliminal ads for Chevrolet.

I wish video game movies were better than they really are.

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Granted, but we end up hating the games and love the movies.

I wish my mom wouldn't play her music so loud...

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but she uses her earphones, and goes deaf in under a week....

I wish I could move out from my parents' dump/house

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Granted and no twists this time.

I wish my toes weren't soar.

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Granted and no twists this time.

I wish my toes weren't soar.

Granted ,but now your upper chest is soar.
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