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Granted but it is Pivot animation.

I wish I had 3Ds Max now. (Shipping is taking forever)

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Granted but it doesn't meet your expectations.

I wish for no more religious bigotry ever again.

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Granted, but everyone's a nihilist...(not as cool as it might sound)

I wish my life didn't suck anymore...

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Granted, but now it blows.

I wish I can make fried eggs without burning them.

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Granted, but you're always burning the bacon

I wish I could go on an awesome adventure, and survive it, completely unharmed...

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Granted, but you get hurt in day to day activities.

I wish this week would get over with so summer vacation can start!

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(That's not quite what I had in mind. :facepalm: )

Granted but your parents are deported to Libya.

I wish I wouldn't incorrectly hear my teachers when they told me something important.

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(FA-FA-FA-FA-FAA FIVVEE! DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!)

Wish granted, but now the teachers don't say anything important at all. (We seem to have the same problems. :facepalm:)

I wish it wasn't so hot right now... Seriously! it was snowstorming just one month ago!!

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Granted, but you turned into a popsicle =P

I wish ice cream trucks came to my neiborhood again. (gawd i miss those)

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Granted, but now Central Americans are what's on the menu.

I wish I didn't have to take finals!  :facepalm:

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Granted, but you're failing every subject

I wish I was good at playing the electric guitar

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Granted but the strings snap whenever you strum them.

I wish I could acquire a varia-suit.

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Granted, but you sweat like a pig everytime you wear it. =P

I wish I knew how to make 3D models.

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Granted but the flavor is now something icky.

I wish I didn't have to go to training in the storm tonight  :|

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Granted but you end up training in the dark.

I wish I got outside more often.

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Granted, but when you see it in the theaters, 1/3 of the audience is screaming babies whose stupid, selfish, inconsiderate lowlife trailer trash parents were too lazy, stupid, and cheap to get babysitters, and don't care that the movie is inappropriate for babies, and the babies are screaming and talking and crying throughout the movie

(This happens in my neighborhood a lot  :|  I hate those stupid rednecks who come into my neighborhood via that new freeway extension from "Dirt Land"...grr!  They got movies and a bigger mall out there in "Dirt Land", why do they need to bug us city Angelinos!?)

I wish I could get away with murder all the time, never getting punished for killing people (Especially those who pissed me off)  :o

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Granted, but your school is a disaster, like this:

I wish I was a multi-billionaire, but not famous (cause I hide in plain sight among the public, y'know, a rich guy pretending to be poor, but not in a "trendy" way)

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Granted, but it's hot pink

I nearly died laughing reading this!

Wish granted, but your life becomes a sitcom with crappy one-liners.

I wish these new headphones would stop being so epic! Its clear as glass!

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Granted but you put on weight.

I wish I didn't have flat feet.

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Granted, but now you don't have feet at all!

I wish there were more people I knew personally who played Brawl that didn't suck.

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Granted. I could fight you, I don't know if I'll be that good against you, though... (I'm not going to twist this wish. :P)

I wish I could play Brawl slightly better.

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I wish that my friend hadn't smashed her hand down on a ketchup packet!

Granted but she smashed her hand down on a mustard packet =P

I wish I had some babyback ribs right now. MMMMhmmmmmmmmmm.......

I could fight you, I don't know if I'll be that good against you, though...

I play against ya! Just PM me your friend code.

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