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Granted but it is cleaning up dog poo.

I wish I had access to a fully functioning Ferrari!

Granted. I could fight you, I don't know if I'll be that good against you, though... (I'm not going to twist this wish. :P)

(is that a challenge?)

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Granted, but some **** in a Lamborghini smashes into you. =P

I wish mushrooms didn't grow from poop.

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Granted but they're made from cocaine.

I wish the furry fandom didn't involve porn.

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Granted but the fandom is a very small community now.

I wish I had a tutorial or a mentor for 3D Modeling

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Granted, but they're not professional.

I wish I had more free time on my hands this week.

(Also, I'll play both of you, evilwaffles and SonicDaMan! I'll PM both of you my FC.)

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Granted, but you are now extremely bored.

I wish I lived in California.

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(nooo, you don't, trust me, I live there)

Granted, but you're a homeless person

I wish this crappy economy would improve, so I can get out of my stupid parents' house

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Granted, but they move in with you when they're old.

I wish I could find some decent Bass tabs... -.-

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Granted, but you look like Creepy Susie from that TV show, "The Oblongs" :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepy_Susie_and_13_Other_Tragic_Tales_for_Troubled_Children

I wish I was more like Creepy Susie, or one of the cool Addams Family members, or Elvira, Emily the Strange, Raven (Teen Titans), or any of the dark, goth, macabre spooky popular media/culture characters (even if I had to be a girl)

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(Oh, now, I'm sure you're not ugly...don't sell yourself short, catwings30, I'm sorry you feel that way, I hope you feel better)

Granted, but you're TOO beautiful, and get stalked by weirdos a lot

I wish I was cool, like "Fonzie" from Happy Days......(but for this day and age, since the '50's are over)

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Granted, but then..... uhhhhh............ i dunno! Fonzie's too awesome!

I wish my bike would stop being a piece of ****!

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Granted but now you don't have a bike at all!

I wish I hadn't got kicked in the ear at sport yesterday :'(

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granted, but you lost your ability to talk.

I wish I can fall asleep. (it 3:30 in the morning right now)

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Wish granted, but you wake up at 5:00 A.M. (Happy 1:30 ovah here...)

I wish I could find some NON LETHAL NON DIRTY Inspiration!

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Granted but it's drug induced.

I wish Krystal still had her family and people. :mrgreen:

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Granted, but they will reveal her past and other things, so, a lot of people will be sad because she will be no more mysterious.

I wish Manchester United win  the UEFA Champions League.

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Granted, but it turns out the game was fixed

I wish I could have my fan characters, Todd McCloud and Lola Foxglove in the next Star Fox Game released by Nintendo, and I get to do Todd's voice.

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Granted, but you will have to lose a lot of time searching for someone that fits Lola's voice.

And if you have succes about doing Todd's voice, a lot of people will spam messages for you.

"My Messages" [ 0 ] (Yesterday)

''My Messages'' [ 100 ] (Today)

I wish I have SF 2

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Wish granted, but you don't have a SNES.

I wish I had a SNES, mainly because Theres a copy of Starfox here at the game shop!!!  :mrgreen:

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Granted, but you forgot to buy SNES controller and your friends don't have even one.

I wish the stores here low Wii's price

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granted, but the Wiis are defective.

I wish the Wii was HD.

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Wish granted, but it gives out an error screen whenever its turned on.

I wish Leroi More wasn't dead...

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Granted, but they will reveal her past and other things, so, a lot of people will be sad because she will be no more mysterious.

That wouldn't be so bad.

Wish granted, but it gives out an error screen whenever its turned on.

I wish Leroi More wasn't dead...

Granted but necromancy is illegal.

I wish I was less distracted in class.

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