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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but now you're miserable as hell in class...

I wish I had the power to teleport

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Guest Julius Quasar

granted, but it's counterfeit..

I wish I could invent something really great, that makes me rich, and it's well loved/desired by everyone

(like the electric toothbrush)

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Wish granted, but you forgot to patent it.

I wish it would be cooler outside, and that I could get a Comic of some sort done this summer...

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Guest krystal08

granted,it will snow as for the Comic....it will be done,in...maybe.....5 years

i wish i pass my school year

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Granted, but you're clumsy the rest of the day.

I wish E3 would get here NOW!!!

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Granted, but Nintnedo's conference sucks monkey ****s (did i need to censor that?)

I wish McDonald's wasn't so expensive.

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Guest krystal08

granted,now every other fast food restrant are!

i wish that weapon zero arrive tomorrow!

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Granted but it sucks.

I wish Mr. Freeze was in the next Batman movie.

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Granted but you wish for bad things to happen.

I wish I wasn't so tired after school.

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Wish granted but you can't sleep at night.

I wish I could get my Ipod cord back! I NEED MAH AC/DC NAOO!!!!!  :krystal:

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Granted but your dad put a bunch of crappy songs on it.

I wish I was better at Dr. Mario Online Rx.

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Guest Julius Quasar

granted, but then the game bores you, and you get sick of it

I wish I had and could afford to keep a really cool pinball machine

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Granted but you need the iron lung.

I wish society was much more tolerant these days.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but it's TOO tolerant, and there's anarchy as a result

I wish I owned the copyrights to Star Fox (series, comics, games, characters, etc.)

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Granted, but you go bankrupt.

I wish I don't have to go to school this week.

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Granted, but it's because you have diarrhea.

I wish the FCC, PTC, and Anonymous would all shove it!! :P

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Granted but he smokes a lot.

I wish Transformers Animated wasn't reaching it's series finale so soon.

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Granted, but then it's full of pR0n XD

I wish Nintendo will announce something awesome tomorrow ^^

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Granted but the drawing sucks.

I wish the guys who ran Encyclopedia Dramatica were all beaten horribly.

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Granted, but then they make a page about you. XD

I wish this year's E3 sucked a little less harder.

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Granted but next year is even worse.

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but Katt Monroe is also real, and she turns Falco against you and steals him from you.

I wish I were a Cerinian Blue Fox

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but your relatives turn into rats. :)

I wish that my wireless connector was working again... :'(

(You say that like it's a bad thing, haha!  :oops: )

Granted, but you're grounded from using the computer

I wish I had large, angel feathered wings on my back, which gave me the ability to fly

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