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Granted but you're tomboyish...Wait, that's not so bad.

I wish Jar Jar Binks was sucked through a jet engine.

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Unfortunatly it is the jet engine on your plane, and it causes you to crash into the ground from 10000 feet.

I wish I won many millions in a lottery.

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Granted but not wanting it for yourself you donate it all to a children's hospital. (That's probably what I'd do at least)

I wish Agnes Skinner, Cookie Quan, and Helen Lovejoy had died for real, not just in that nightmare sequence on The Simpsons.

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Granted, but China gets all the credit for doing it ('cause they did it!)

I wish Belinda were still alive...(that's that girl I told you guys about that I dated in '07 for a month, before she died) :krystal:

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Granted but since it's such a sensitive topic, I'm not gonna twist it.

I wish Star Fox had it's own really good CGI TV series!!! :krystal:

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted but since it's such a sensitive topic, I'm not gonna twist it.

I wish Star Fox had it's own really good CGI TV series!!! :krystal:

(thank you)

granted, but Fox is voiced by Stephen Baldwin

I wish people would stop taking what I say out of context and getting mad at me...

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I wish people would stop taking what I say out of context and getting mad at me...

Granted, but now everyone outsmarts you.

I wish I wasn't considered a troll right now. (Seriously, WTF?)

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Granted but I don't apologize for kicking you into space earlier. :krystal:

I wish my friends were doing more stuff on YouTube.

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Granted but it's racist.

I wish my cat would stop escaping outside.

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(It's cool....)

Granted, but now you pick your nose instead

I wish I could get a good deal on a great home (in a good neighborhood) to live in...

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Granted, but termites eat it in its entirety.

I wish I could walk through walls.

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Granted but you can't walk up stairs.

I wish Krystal's family and species were still alive.

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granted,but she die :'(

i wish to find out how i can oblige people to present themself.

Granted ,but they abandon ship a minute later.

I wish I was accepted by more people

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Granted, but you become TOO popular, without a moments peace and solitude

I wish I was Fox McCloud, for real...living his life, etc.

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Granted, but you become TOO popular, without a moments peace and solitude

I wish I was Fox McCloud, for real...living his life, etc.

Granted ,but intead of a Calafornian you turn into someone else thats more like Fox.

I wish I could get a good starfox roleplay going.

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Granted but I stuff it up.

I wish I had more time to do things.

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Granted, but you're the last person alive on Earth

I wish I were a billionaire, but invisible to the public...

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you are too invisible,and you get hit by a car

i wish to get out of that too hot temperature its killing me...

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you are too invisible,and you get hit by a car

i wish to get out of that too hot temperature its killing me...

Granted ,but you freeze to death. (ooh that sounds soo good.)
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I wish that I could hit at least a decent serve in tennis. Sometimes I get so fed up that I do an underhand one, just like Micheal Chiang did in that one tournament years ago...(I think I spelled his name wrong, doggonit)

Granted, but you can't seem to hit the ball right after you serve.

I wish motocross wasn't so @*$&ing tiring. It may look like a joy-ride, but man, its just another excuse for an upper-body workout XD.

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