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Granted, but I cant read minds over here!!!

I wish you would stop complaining. Seriously dude. Its just a stupid thread to soak up time.

Granted, but we start trolling each other instead.

I wish we all agreed more on things in the forum.

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Granted, but eventually a war breaks out.

I wish we can reverse this pollution thing.

Granted, but it cause all vehicles to fall apart for good.

I wish there was a way to eliminate the carbon emitions in ethanol.

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Wish granted, but the computer is so fast, that the feds consider it illegal and it gets taken away, leaving you with the same computer you have now.

I wish all my wishes would be wishful in a wishless wishey wish wish wish...

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Wish granted, but the computer is so fast, that the feds consider it illegal and it gets taken away, leaving you with the same computer you have now.

I wish all my wishes would be wishful in a wishless wishey wish wish wish...

Granted, but people think you're on drugs.

I wish I didn't have such a strong sense of guilt.

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Granted, but it causes mass chaos.

I wish there was a wish I couldnt have turned around.

Granted, but it involves severe self-inflicted pain.

I wish I wasn't so lustful so many times.

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Granted, but the Utopia that follows is too good, causing humanity to reject reality. The Matrix is reset to a point before video games existed.

I wish it was two weeks from now, the last day of the school semester.

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Granted, but you have missed crucial stuff for exams and failed whatever grade your in.

I wish there were no such thing as perverts. (coming from a guy, this is awkward.)

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Granted, but you have missed crucial stuff for exams and failed whatever grade your in.

I wish there were no such thing as perverts. (coming from a guy, this is awkward.)

Granted, but the world is a boring piece of sh@#.

I wish I was more optimistic.

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I wish the sales of Star Fox Command were in the millions mark.

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I wish my age and status were not underestimated so much. (4th yr University thank you, though missing those final project would still be troublesome.)

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404 ERROR... AGAIN! NO WISH!

I wish i had a portal gun, in which to take the last remark of this wish (Which is going to be bad) and reverse it to the other person, and this protal gun will have the ability to make multiple portals, so i link a turret to the offender's computer and it blows up, thinking the computer was an enemy...

Or just for the next Starfox to come out...

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Granted, but it's not out until next winter.

I wish there were more deviantART pictures of Krystal as a belly dancer.

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