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Granted, but you are forever drawing pictures of water facuets.

I wish It wasn't so hot outside, especally during the night...

granted ,but now your freezing Inside.

I wish people would stop drawling stupid Female  art On Da.

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Granted but now people stop drawing females all together.

I wish my dog would quit scratching at the door and howling.

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I wish that I could move far away from here. I hate Texas.

(I'm sorry, catwings30 :x  )

(sorry your cat hogs the bed and the chair)

granted, but he now drags his butt on the carpet

I wish Akasha (the real Akasha, my dad's cat)

would quit giving me a sad face and hiding from me every time she sees me.

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(sorry, catwings30) granted, but your internet is down

I wish they would bring back the Red Cable Cars to ALL of California, not just San Francisco

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I wish they would bring back the Red Cable Cars to ALL of California, not just San Francisco

Granted, but they aren't red, THEY'RE GREEN! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish these kids outside would just STFU!!!! DAMMIT!

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granted...no twisting this time

I wish I could live in a town where it was like Halloween everyday

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Granted, but they all go jump off a cliff.

I wish that my cat Oscar hadn't gone outside last night. I'll type about it in My Life since this isn't the right place.

Granted ,but he came back with kittens and a mate....

I wish I could take catwings in for a day or two...

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Granted ,but he came back with kittens and a mate....

I wish I could take catwings in for a day or two...

*clears throat*

please check the previous thread, Kursed

granted on your wish, but then you and catwings get on each others nerves a' la The Odd Couple.

*a plate of Italian food is thrown against the wall*

I wish I could live in a town where it was like Halloween everyday

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granted,but you don't have any costume and they kick you out of their a month later

i wish to see a real rock/metal concert in my life

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Granted, but the band is Deathklok, and you end up getting brutally injured, or even killed at their concert

(they are cursed, after all  :x )

I wish I were a martial arts expert (like Jackie Chan, or Jet Li, or my distant cousin Chow Yun Fat)

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(me too)

Granted, but hackers are still there...

I wish I was happily married to Scarlett: The Princess of Magic....

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Granted, but she transforms you into a rabbit with her magician powers, and u stay that way, cuz after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I wish I could meet Chowder, the cartoon character.

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Granted but it's performed by Kevin Federline.

I wish I didn't have such a bad attitude towards school.

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(I'm with you on that one, catwings30)

granted, but then you have no room to store those things

I wish I had the ability to telepathically communicate, and read minds

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Granted but you get a massive migraine whenever you use it.

I wish my ISP would stop declining me when I try to connect to them through my new modem/router.

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Granted but you get a massive migraine whenever you use it.

I wish my ISP would stop declining me when I try to connect to them through my new modem/router.

granted ,but your modem explodes from the sheer awesomeness of the connection speed

I wish My skin WOULD BE NORMAL already I'm tired of it being dry.

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I wish that there were other people on here who somewhat like Pokemon. :D My 17 year old cousin liked it when he was little and he passes all his stuff down to me. (Except his games, he adores them. Especially Leaf Green.) So I'm a noob, but I still like it. I used to watch the shows when I was a kid.

((I used to watch the old show too! :D I like the old pokemon, my belief is that the series died after Gold and Silver version.))

Granted, but now it's all anyone will ever talk about.

I wish I had a girlfriend.  ^_^

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I wish My skin WOULD BE NORMAL already I'm tired of it being dry.

(I'm in the same boat, sorry Kursed, I hate having dry skin too...)

I wish I had a girlfriend.  :D

(I wish I had one too, Star Fox Runner)

Granted, but she's a violent, homicidal schizophrenic with touches of dementia and the strength of eight people.

I wish I had financial prosperity for life

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Granted but it smells like cat pee.

I wish I'd stop lashing out at other members.

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Granted, but you only stopped lashing out at the other members 'cause you got perma-banned from here

I wish I were a pilot of Team Star Fox for real (without replacing anyone).

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Granted, but she pays you in pennies.

I wish for.......... ummmmmmmm.............. not...... pigeons.

(they eat bread crumbs...... take craps on people......... funny stuff)

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Granted but they are carnivorous and very hungry.

I wish I had the abiity to regenerate injuries at a very fast pace.

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Granted, but you also age very slowly, living for over a century, and the government does a horrible bio-experiment on you, grafting adamantium to your skeleton, and giving you 3 adamantium retractable claws on each hand/arm, and your memories are all messed up, and you start to call yourself..."Wolverine" :P

(Actually, that would be pretty cool, I might like that, OR...)

I wish I had the power to fly, and control all magnetism/metal  :lol:

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Granted, but she pays you in pennies.

I wish for.......... ummmmmmmm.............. not...... pigeons.

(they eat bread crumbs...... take craps on people......... funny stuff)

granted but you get  duck that follows you everywhere

i wish i really had fur.

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