evilwaffles Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Granted but you get fleas. I wish I had the ability to control the element of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Granted, but you can't create your own fire, and Apocalypse and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants keep bossing you around. I wish I could write, compose, and copyright a really popular song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Granted but everyone downloads it illegally and you don't get a cent. I wish I had the ability to summon magical creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Granted but everyone downloads it illegally and you don't get a cent. I wish I had the ability to summon magical creatures. Granted, but they attack you and try to kill/eat you I wish my eyes were perfect, in fact superhuman in sight strength, and I could see in the dark, and my eyes glowed bright red whenever I wanted them to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Granted ,but you have no way of gettting rit of Red eye on your photos I wish I had something to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 granted but now you are so insulting. i wish my puppy would stop attacking my poor old dog who was attacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Granted, but then he attacks everything else. I wish I could get WiFi for the Conduit working!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted, no twisting this time (I hope you find them, I'm sorry to hear that) I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted but you cannot and at safe speeds. I wish my nose didn't have this itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Wish granted but Leo-Snake rips off your nose. (Awesome Avi) Now I wish I had some people to play The Conduit online with.... Wait... ITS COMING TRUE! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted but they suck. I wish I could make a web comic as good quality as VG Cats and update it weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted but they suck. I wish I could make a web comic as good quality as VG Cats and update it weekly. Granted but the fans would get aggrevated with weekly updates I wish to die x__x No, seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Erm... Granted, but you come back as a zombie. I wish that I didn't feel lonely. Blarg. Granted ,but I can't get to where you live I wish i could visit some of my friends that I knew online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted ,but I can't get to where you live I wish i could visit some of my friends that I knew online. (me too, especially you, Kursed) granted, but you all get into too much mischief when you do meet them I wish my computer would stop crashing :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 (me too, especially you, Kursed) granted, but you all get into too much mischief when you do meet them I wish my computer would stop crashing Granted, but then YOU starts to crash... I wish that sanding your car for a repaint wasn't so incredibly BORING!!! (I'm never going to get it finished at this rate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted, but then you become property of the Disney corporation *evil demonic laughter* I wish I could be the guy who successfully killed Osama Bin Laden, and got the big reward for delivering his carcass to the FBI Headquarters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Granted, but then you become property of the Disney corporation *evil demonic laughter* I wish I could be the guy who successfully killed Osama Bin Laden, and got the big reward for delivering his carcass to the FBI Headquarters Granted but You were conscripted. Granted, but now all his followers are after you. I wish I could draw. I'm a sketchy doodler, I'm not worth anything at all. I can't even call myself professional because I suck compared to other people. I'm just not inspired anymore, all I get is irritation. And I thought it was the one thing I was good at. Well, obviously I was wrong. I can't twist this don't worry Catwings you'll find something your good at. I wish I wasn't so bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killacroc Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Granted but You were conscripted. I can't twist this don't worry Catwings you'll find something your good at.I wish I wasn't so bored.Granted, but all of your excitement comes from death defying stunts with potential for long lasting scarring.I wish I had the a lifetime subscription to Opie and Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Granted but they are in poor condition when you get them.I wish I had not hurt my tail-bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 granted, but you hurt your ballz instead I wish my life wasn't so crappy :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killacroc Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Granted, but it's s***ty instead.I wish the Yankees got a player from a city other than Cleveland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I wish that I weren't awkward at parties.Granted but now you don't go to parties.I wish I had some bug spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krystal08 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 granted, but it kill you instead of themi wish to have no prob with my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 granted, but it kill you instead of themi wish to have no prob with my signatureGranted, but you have problems with everything else in life.I wish for infinite wishes with no strings attatched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstar Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Granted, but randomly you get the 'Gant' stare. JUST KIDDING!!!Granted, but you were given one wish instead.I wish, I get the 'Gant' Stare (Gant from Phoenix Wright) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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