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Granted. Get off your *ss and get some, or you'll starve, and the rest of us shall laugh.

I wish the delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, chocolate chip cookies and chocolate syrup... had fudge in it! xD

Granted, but it came from your brother. xD

I wish i had a pony!

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Guest Elektra69

Granted, but it came from your brother. xD

I wish i had a pony!

Granted...but it does nothing but FUDGE when you come near it. (you jerk -.-)

I wish I had a katana....

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Granted...but it does nothing but FUDGE when you come near it. (you jerk -.-)

I wish I had a katana....

Granted. While showing it to one of your friends, someone takes it and impales you in the eye >_>

I wish I wasn't impaled.

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Granted. While showing it to one of your friends, someone takes it and impales you in the eye >_>

I wish I wasn't impaled.

Granted. A ninja comes up and pokes you to death.

I wish I was able to hire the ninja that poked you to death and keep him as my assassin.

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Granted. A ninja comes up and pokes you to death.

I wish I was able to hire the ninja that poked you to death and keep him as my assassin.

Granted but then someone pays him more than you are and he poke syou to death. ^_^

I wish a had......a wish.

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Granted but then someone pays him more than you are and he poke syou to death. ^_^

I wish a had......a wish.

Granted. You wish for grammar lessons. >.> n00b.

I wish I had some freshly made sushi in front of me right now.

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Granted. You wish for grammar lessons. >.> n00b.

I wish I had some freshly made sushi in front of me right now.

Granted. it's so fresh, they forgot to cook it. Came right out da momma.

I wish I could use my phone to RING thier neck >_> LAME! I know, but I've got nothin' else right now

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Granted. it's so fresh, they forgot to cook it. Came right out da momma.

I wish I could use my phone to RING thier neck >_> LAME! I know, but I've got nothin' else right now

Granted.... you fail at being lame....(who is their? O_o)

I wish I could have an argument with someone on the 3rd floor, where I get paid for $5 for a 5 minute argument and $20 for a 10 minute argument >.>

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Granted.... you fail at being lame....(who is their? O_o)

I wish I could have an argument with someone on the 3rd floor, where I get paid for $5 for a 5 minute argument and $20 for a 10 minute argument >.>

Wish grt of the window. WINDOW FAIL!

I wish I didn't fail.

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Wish grt of the window. WINDOW FAIL!

I wish I didn't fail.

Wish granted. You no longer just fail. You officially fail EPICLY.

I wish I was a Psycho Teddeh!

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Wish granted. You no longer just fail. You officially fail EPICLY.

I wish I was a Psycho Teddeh!

Granted. You only get knwon through youtube and cell phones. Oh, and you go to a phycho ward.

I wish I could KILL the phycho teddeh/

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Granted. You only get knwon through youtube and cell phones. Oh, and you go to a phycho ward.

I wish I could KILL the phycho teddeh/

Wish Granted. You could kill the phycho teddeh.....but you're not match for the pSycho teddeh. Bizitch.

I wish... I wish... I wish I had vanilla pudding. :3

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Wish Granted. You could kill the phycho teddeh.....but you're not match for the pSycho teddeh. Bizitch.

I wish... I wish... I wish I had vanilla pudding. :3

Granted, but tis' 2 months old and you have to eat it. >_>

I wish I had a sandwich...yum....

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Granted, but tis' 2 months old and you have to eat it. >_>

I wish I had a sandwich...yum....

Granted, but the gummy bear shaked his crack at it and made it uberly gummy and gooey... not in the good way.

I wish I can hear the psycho teddy song and gummy bear mixed together.

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You wish is (sadly) granted! But everyone hates it. EVERYONE/

I wish i coudl go to sleep and my phone wasn't dieing >_<

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Granted, but while you're sleeping so soundly, your fully functioning phone receives an emergency call from a friend having a heart attack in the next room but you are too conked out to notice. :B

I wish that I hadn't eaten all of my banana! *stares at empty peel dismally*

Granted, but it ended up going bad in the process of you not eating it all in time.

I wish this wish was for a fish on a dish while in the person's stomich going swish, swish, swish.

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Granted, but it ended up going bad in the process of you not eating it all in time.

I wish this wish was for a fish on a dish while in the person's stomich going swish, swish, swish.

Granted. The fish and dish are now digested...That's gotta hurt.

I wish I could get rid of certain cravings. (use your imagination) xD

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Granted. The fish and dish are now digested...That's gotta hurt.

I wish I could get rid of certain cravings. (use your imagination) xD

Granted. Now other cravings replce them. (Use YOUR imagination) (insert smiley)

I wish my wish granting skills were more sinister lol

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Granted. Now other cravings replce them. (Use YOUR imagination) (insert smiley)

I wish my wish granting skills were more sinister lol

Granted, you're more sinister, but even more lame.

I wish the dryer in the laundry room worked!  :x

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Granted but you would have so much that you grew fat

I wish everyone didn't blame Bush for the natural disasters and the unemployments

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Granted ,but they now blame you

I wish people wouldn't explode on me when i talked about 'sensative' things

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Granted, but they're senstitive when you talk about explosive things.

(Or blame for trolling)

I wish I had SoASE Enrichment for free!

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(I love Cheezits)

Granted, but (wait, what is that?) :?

I wish I could win the lottery, and move out.

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Granted, but then the IRS gets you with the income tax, the breathing tax, the tax tax for taxes.  Soon, everyone around sues you for every little thing like spraining their leg after robbing your place or hurting their hands after punching you in the face.

I wish my brother would stop ranting and obsessing over every game he gets every week.

/hypocrite

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