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Guest Elektra69

Granted, but then the IRS gets you with the income tax, the breathing tax, the tax tax for taxes.  Soon, everyone around sues you for every little thing like spraining their leg after robbing your place or hurting their hands after punching you in the face.

I wish my brother would stop ranting and obsessing over every game he gets every week.

/hypocrite

Granted, but now he rants and obsessed over every little thing you do.... every month.

I wish that I'll pass my black belt exam.

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Granted, but now he rants and obsessed over every little thing you do.... every month.

I wish that I'll pass my black belt exam.

granted but you're legs break.

i wish womem weren't fickle.

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Error! Error! Wish impossible to grant :P

Ok then, wish granted, but now all mean are fickle.

I wish I had more spare time, got tons of things to do.

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Error! Error! Wish impossible to grant :P

Ok then, wish granted, but now all mean are fickle.

I wish I had more spare time, got tons of things to do.

granted. but now you have more things to do lol...

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but you only have spare time just 'cause the world is post apocalyptic

I wish I could have a really awesome vacation in Vegas (with minimal-to-no gambling)

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granted but you're legs break.

i wish womem weren't fickle.

not all women are fickle

Granted ,but you gamble away all your winnings

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not all women are fickle

Granted ,but you gamble away all your winnings

(Sorry Kursed and all the other women who read that. I meant no offense.....sorry.)

You didn't make a wish >_>

I wish I could find a job >_<

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... ._.

...Anyway, granted, but it's a job as a human toilet. (I couldn't think of anything! :P)

I wish that I worked as a Disney traditional animator. -_- Impossible since we've already moved on into digital, but still...If not that, then I wish that i could draw all Disney characters beautifully. <3 I have to practice so many times to get them right, and even then they're not proportionate. (I love the Genie and others, but they're sooo hard!)

Granted, but you die the first day.

Me wish Me has betta grammers

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but you're always correcting everyone else's grammar, and they hate you for it, and then one day you correct Italian American Gangsters' grammar, and they shoot you

Mobster: "This guy's talkin' all funny!"

You: "This guy is talking funny"

Mobster: "Eh! What'sa mattah you-a!?"

You: "What's the matter with you."

Mobster: "Shaddupa you face-a!" *fires Baretta Handgun*  :lol:

I wish I could travel into outer space and back, safely

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Granted, but you're always correcting everyone else's grammar, and they hate you for it, and then one day you correct Italian American Gangsters' grammar, and they shoot you

Mobster: "This guy's talkin' all funny!"

You: "This guy is talking funny"

Mobster: "Eh! What'sa mattah you-a!?"

You: "What's the matter with you."

Mobster: "Shaddupa you face-a!" *fires Baretta Handgun*  :lol:

I wish I could travel into outer space and back, safely

Granted but you end up having a stroke RIGHT when you get back safely.

I wish I had more female friends so i could ask them "Why did such-and-such do this?"

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Granted but you end up having a stroke RIGHT when you get back safely.

I wish I had more female friends so i could ask them "Why did such-and-such do this?"

Granted but they don't answer your questions.

I wish to go back to the Casino for another all you can eat lunch and dessert.

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Granted but they don't answer your questions.

I wish to go back to the Casino for another all you can eat lunch and dessert.

Granted.........um......you...choke???? idk. Yea. you choke >_>

I wish i could think up better bad things to happen.  :lol:

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Granted.........um......you...choke???? idk. Yea. you choke >_>

I wish i could think up better bad things to happen.  :lol:

GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBED

YOU: MY SON...

SON: YES DAD

YOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*

I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIEND

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GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBED

YOU: MY SON...

SON: YES DAD

YOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*

I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIEND

(Who is crackbone?)

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(Who is crackbone?)

(hell if I know hes some funny internet guy)
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GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBED

YOU: MY SON...

SON: YES DAD

YOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*

I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIEND

Granted, but then after 1 year you both hate each other

I wish I had a family and home and life exactly like "The Addams Family"

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Granted but you become a monster and people try to purge the world of your kind.

I wish I had a cool theme song.

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Wish granted, it goes somethin like this:

NA NA NA NAH NA NA NA NAHH NA NA NA NAHHHH WAFFLES!!!!

....

Um, yeah!

I wish I had computer modeling skills.

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(Trying to learn that stuff alone is a pain in the... It took me ages to make a half decent sword.)

Granted but your models go to waste.

I wish I had an epicly good computer.

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Guest Julius Quasar

granted, but it's a lemon (piece of junk car)

I wish I were a million times more cool than The Fonz from "Happy Days"

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Granted.It arives, screwed up.

I wish people didn't lie.

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Guest RedPhoenix32

Granted. But Santa would'nt exist, and the whole antichrist theory would never had spawned. So its half good, and half bad.

I wish I had a real, working, legal Arwing.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but she's so awesome men are constantly competing for her attention.

I wish I had a strawberry banana smoothie. :P

Granted, but it gives you the runs later

I wish I had a better car

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