Guest Elektra69 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Granted, but then the IRS gets you with the income tax, the breathing tax, the tax tax for taxes. Soon, everyone around sues you for every little thing like spraining their leg after robbing your place or hurting their hands after punching you in the face.I wish my brother would stop ranting and obsessing over every game he gets every week./hypocriteGranted, but now he rants and obsessed over every little thing you do.... every month. I wish that I'll pass my black belt exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Granted, but now he rants and obsessed over every little thing you do.... every month. I wish that I'll pass my black belt exam.granted but you're legs break.i wish womem weren't fickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Error! Error! Wish impossible to grant Ok then, wish granted, but now all mean are fickle.I wish I had more spare time, got tons of things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Error! Error! Wish impossible to grant Ok then, wish granted, but now all mean are fickle.I wish I had more spare time, got tons of things to do.granted. but now you have more things to do lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Granted, but you only have spare time just 'cause the world is post apocalypticI wish I could have a really awesome vacation in Vegas (with minimal-to-no gambling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 granted but you're legs break.i wish womem weren't fickle.not all women are fickleGranted ,but you gamble away all your winnings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 not all women are fickleGranted ,but you gamble away all your winnings(Sorry Kursed and all the other women who read that. I meant no offense.....sorry.)You didn't make a wish >_>I wish I could find a job >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 ... ._....Anyway, granted, but it's a job as a human toilet. (I couldn't think of anything! )I wish that I worked as a Disney traditional animator. -_- Impossible since we've already moved on into digital, but still...If not that, then I wish that i could draw all Disney characters beautifully. <3 I have to practice so many times to get them right, and even then they're not proportionate. (I love the Genie and others, but they're sooo hard!)Granted, but you die the first day.Me wish Me has betta grammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted, but you're always correcting everyone else's grammar, and they hate you for it, and then one day you correct Italian American Gangsters' grammar, and they shoot youMobster: "This guy's talkin' all funny!"You: "This guy is talking funny"Mobster: "Eh! What'sa mattah you-a!?"You: "What's the matter with you."Mobster: "Shaddupa you face-a!" *fires Baretta Handgun* I wish I could travel into outer space and back, safely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted, but you're always correcting everyone else's grammar, and they hate you for it, and then one day you correct Italian American Gangsters' grammar, and they shoot youMobster: "This guy's talkin' all funny!"You: "This guy is talking funny"Mobster: "Eh! What'sa mattah you-a!?"You: "What's the matter with you."Mobster: "Shaddupa you face-a!" *fires Baretta Handgun* I wish I could travel into outer space and back, safelyGranted but you end up having a stroke RIGHT when you get back safely.I wish I had more female friends so i could ask them "Why did such-and-such do this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted but you end up having a stroke RIGHT when you get back safely.I wish I had more female friends so i could ask them "Why did such-and-such do this?"Granted but they don't answer your questions.I wish to go back to the Casino for another all you can eat lunch and dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted but they don't answer your questions.I wish to go back to the Casino for another all you can eat lunch and dessert.Granted.........um......you...choke???? idk. Yea. you choke >_>I wish i could think up better bad things to happen. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted.........um......you...choke???? idk. Yea. you choke >_>I wish i could think up better bad things to happen. GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBEDYOU: MY SON...SON: YES DADYOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorokobi-Ageru Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBEDYOU: MY SON...SON: YES DADYOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIEND(Who is crackbone?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (Who is crackbone?)(hell if I know hes some funny internet guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 GRANTED, BUT IT HAPPENS ON YOUR DEATHBEDYOU: MY SON...SON: YES DADYOU: TELL JULIAS THAT I CAME UP WITH A NEW ONE UGHHHH...*DIES*I WISH FOR CRACKBONE TO BE MY FRIENDGranted, but then after 1 year you both hate each otherI wish I had a family and home and life exactly like "The Addams Family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted but you become a monster and people try to purge the world of your kind.I wish I had a cool theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Wish granted, it goes somethin like this:NA NA NA NAH NA NA NA NAHH NA NA NA NAHHHH WAFFLES!!!!....Um, yeah!I wish I had computer modeling skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 (Trying to learn that stuff alone is a pain in the... It took me ages to make a half decent sword.)Granted but your models go to waste.I wish I had an epicly good computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krystal08 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 granted, you don't have internet anymore.i wish to find an El Camino on sale nearby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 granted, but it's a lemon (piece of junk car) I wish I were a million times more cool than The Fonz from "Happy Days" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted.It arives, screwed up.I wish people didn't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RedPhoenix32 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted. But Santa would'nt exist, and the whole antichrist theory would never had spawned. So its half good, and half bad.I wish I had a real, working, legal Arwing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, but you get shot down by Star WolfI wish I had an awesome girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, but she's so awesome men are constantly competing for her attention.I wish I had a strawberry banana smoothie. Granted, but it gives you the runs laterI wish I had a better car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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