Wolf OConner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted. But Santa would'nt exist, and the whole antichrist theory would never had spawned. So its half good, and half bad.I wish I had a real, working, legal Arwing.(Shhhhhhhhh, some people will be offended)Granted, now GO TO PLUTO ANG GET IT BEFORE IT FREEZES.I wish I could(omg here it comes) HAS R3C0NZ AND N0T G3T H4X0R3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Uh, um, granted, but...people who fail at L33T can't decipher your wish and twist it up. xDI wish that I could control time and space! Whoo!Granted, but you become public enemy number one.I wish for a good catch phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RedPhoenix32 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, but its cheezy since you stole it from Arnold Schwarzenegger.I wish I were above the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Granted, but nobody wants to be your friendI wish I was the Joker in real lifehttp://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/the%20joker.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Granted, but the makeup you put on turns out to be permanent.I wish that I had an electric guitar instead of my acoustic. I mean, I do love it and it's beautiful, but when I play metal or hard rock it sounds a little off. Granted, but the metal and hard rock still sound off.I wish I had a Lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Granted, but you cut off somebody's arm with it, lol! xDI wish that there were no censored words in the English language. The Japanese got it good. =_=(I thought that was the point of a lightsaber. Lol)Granted, but you can't cuss in any other language, including Japanese.I wish that the local St. Louis area pizza chain Imo's was nation wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Granted, but some of the biggest franchises have a roach problemI wish I was Beetlejuice for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (Oh, I love that movie! Micheal Keaton is hilarious.)Granted, but you're soon defeated by that one girl and stuff. (Haven't seen it in years though... >.>)I wish I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL! D: It's 7:29 AM here, and when my mom was like: "Geddup and have breakfast before schoool," I was like: "GGGRRROOOOAAANNN."(I hate that...)Granted but now you have to go to work at 5:30amI wish I could have my own Private Jet. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (I hate that...)Granted but now you have to go to work at 5:30amI wish I could have my own Private Jet. granted but it gets shot down and you end up like TOny stark forced to make weapons for madmen. I wish I could use my mind to read and reply on the forums instead of my computer so I could relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but you end up posting random crap and troll-topics with your subconscious while you sleep.I wish that whenever I make somebody happy I won't make another upset. That's been happening a lot lately.(sorry to hear that!)Granted, you make evrybody happy BUT...the catch is...you dress and act just like Pee Wee Herman.I wish General Scales and the Sharpclaw Tribe would kill Barney the dinosaur and his friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 (sorry to hear that!)Granted, you make evrybody happy BUT...the catch is...you dress and act just like Pee Wee Herman.I wish General Scales and the Sharpclaw Tribe would kill Barney the dinosaur and his friendsGranted, but the Teletubies take his roleI wish for a box full of bananas... yummish >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but they're spiked with several shots of poison.I wish that my tablet would arrive in the mail already. Granted, but it's the size of a bus (i don't know.. first thing that popped up)I wish for people to stop liing to me about them getting 'raped.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 (whoa, raped? that's a pretty outward lie xD probably just attention seekers)Granted, but they actually do. (sorry, couldn't think of anything.)I wish that I didn't feel so rejected and lonely. Please don't ask.(sorry to hear that catwings)granted, but now you're TOO popular, and can't get any privacyI wish I could travel through time, and see the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 (whoa, raped? that's a pretty outward lie xD probably just attention seekers.)(Yeah, and it's a black emo girl that tries to hit on me, I'm already taken, wished she'd leave me alone, and I told her off in a text message...)(sorry to hear that catwings)granted, but now you're TOO popular, and can't get any privacyI wish I could travel through time, and see the futureGranted, but you eat a TWIX bar and become the leader of a political/republican movement against candy reforms.Ya know, I wish for a TWIX bar and be like Jimi Hendrix. (Listening to Purple Haze by him xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but you die the same way he did.I wish I could play the funniest prank of all time, on the person who deserves it most of all, it doesn't backfire, and I get away with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but you die the same way he did.I wish I could play the funniest prank of all time, on the person who deserves it most of all, it doesn't backfire, and I get away with it(ughh... overdoseage is how he died... like at the age of 30 or 32)Granted, but you fall off a bridge and liveI want to speak German so I can teach people on here the language... and have some not understand me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but you now have goat horns insteadI wish I had an awesome mansion like the one in Stephen King's "Rose Red" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I WATCHED THAT LAST NIGHT! DUDE, DID YOU WATCH IT TOO?!? *spazzes*G-granted, but it's still haunted by the ghosts. xDI wish I had a Micron pen.(I DID! SCI-FI CHANNEL! AWESOME!)Granted, but it explodes and spews ink all over the placeI wish I could save the life of the Pope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 granted but he gets angry at you and hits you with his big pointy hat.I WISH I COULD GET THE REST OF THIS BASS PART DOWN!!! RAAWRRRR!!! (Crazy Train by Ozzy, Advanced verson...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but then you get blisters on your fingers from playing it too muchI wish Freddy Krueger would cause "A Nightmare on WALL Street", and kill the rich creeps that made all that money on Wall Street at the suffering and expense of others >=] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, the economy improves rapidly and we start advancing so fast that the Terminator starts happening.I wish for money to just start raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but then you get blisters on your fingers from playing it too much(That did happen, but its no suprise... )Granted, the economy improves rapidly and we start advancing so fast that the Terminator starts happening.I wish for money to just start raining.Granted but the Insurace Companies take it all.I wish I had some nacho cheese right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Granted but..( OHMAIGAWD HERE IT COMEZ) its notchyo cheese. (corny)I wish for my school to loosen up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (classic joke! xD)Granted, but it gets taken over by Gary Smith from the video game "Bully" (A.k.a. "Canis Canem Edit" over in Europe).I wish California wasn't so damn crowded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, all the murderers and sex-affenders escape jail and everybody else leaves so now your alone with some phsycos.I wish that people didn't stereotype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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