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Guest Julius Quasar

granted, but they're still xenophobic

I wish I had a mansion like Luigi's in "Luigi's Mansion", except no ghosts in or around it

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Granted, but you still have to deal with finding mario while babysitting Luigi.

I wish I could do everything I say I could do.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but everything you say you can do is illegal

I wish my natural/normal voice sounded

exactly like the red pickup truck transformer's voice in this video:

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Guest Para Astaroth

i wish that you DO A BARREL ROL NOW!

You did that wrong.  You're suppose to grant Julius' wish.  Like this:

Granted, but everything you say you can do is illegal

I wish my natural/normal voice sounded

exactly like the red pickup truck transformer's voice in this video:

Granted, but you would have to transform back into a red pickup truck like he did.

I wish that people wouldn't be so weird nowadays.  (I mean seriously, everyone nowadays are acting strange for some reason.  Am I the only one that has noticed this lately?)

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Guest Julius Quasar

You did that wrong.  You're suppose to grant Julius' wish.  Like this:

Granted, but you would have to transform back into a red pickup truck like he did.

I wish that people wouldn't be so weird nowadays.  (I mean seriously, everyone nowadays are acting strange for some reason.  Am I the only one that has noticed this lately?)

(thanks, Para)

Granted, but now they're boring as hell..(I noticed as well that people are acting strange[r] nowadays)

I wish I had the ED 209 from Robocop at my command

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKnlXhSdWs (WARNING, Graphic Violence)

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(thanks, Para)

Granted, but now they're boring as hell..(I noticed as well that people are acting strange[r] nowadays)

I wish I had the ED 209 from Robocop at my command

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKnlXhSdWs (WARNING, Graphic Violence)

(No problem, Julius)

Granted, but it would do the same to everyone when you order it to exterminate everthing 'evil'.

I wish I had Robocop's main pistol.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGCo2unA-k&NR=1)  ((He shoots Robo-Cop V2 in the megaturret with it.)) WARNING:  GRaphic violence, and intense robo-gunfight.

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Granted, but Silvertail curses you by taking away your soul.

I wish for world domination! :lol:

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Granted, but like those of old dicatorships, within a couple years, your reign is over due to a lack of community involvement with the citizens...

I wish for a wishy wish.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but it's granted by Jambi the Genie from Pee-Wee's Playhouse!

"Mekka-Lekka-Hai-Mekka-Hini-Ho!

Mekka-Lekka-Hai-Mekka-Chonny-Ho!

A-Mola-Meka-Chona-Lekka-Hona-Honea!

The wish is granted, long live Jambi!"

I wish I had my own private [full] bathroom just off of my bedroom.

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i wish that i had a candy machine

(No, no....you're doing it wrong AGAIN, Hatsworth III...

you have to twist someone's wish, before making your own wish... :oops: )

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i wish that i had a candy machine

Granted, but now you have to pay to get your candy.

I wish that I could kill anyone who pisses me off without being arrested for murder (Honestly, I do. I HATE the people in my school.).

(Like that?)

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Granted, but now you have to pay to get your candy.

I wish that I could kill anyone who pisses me off without being arrested for murder (Honestly, I do. I HATE the people in my school.).

(Like that?)

(Yes)

Granted, but the people you kill come back as zombies to fight you (I sympathize with you, I hated the people in my school, too)

I wish I had my own private [full] bathroom just off of my bedroom.

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but turtles would come out of it. (mario bros)

(now i did right?)

EDIT: i wish that i have my own helicopter.

(yay, finaly doing right!)

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Guest Julius Quasar

but turtles would come out of it. (mario bros)

(now i did right?)

(good, good, now just edit that to add your own wish after the twisting, and you got it right!)

(*EDIT yes you are doing it right)

granted, but your helicopter runs out of fuel in the Rocky Mountains

I wish I had a boomerang

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Guest Para Astaroth

(good, good, now just edit that to add your own wish after the twisting, and you got it right!)

(*EDIT yes you are doing it right)

granted, but your helicopter runs out of fuel in the Rocky Mountains

I wish I had a boomerang

(I'm not even going to ask what happened here, and no one respond to this.)

Granted, but it always came back and 'destroyed' your face.

I wish my gf wouldn't still be sick.  (She's still sick after she's had the Chest Cold she's been having. :()

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(I'm not even going to ask what happened here, and no one respond to this.)

Granted, but it always came back and 'destroyed' your face.

I wish my gf wouldn't still be sick.  (She's still sick after she's had the Chest Cold she's been having. :()

but your gf would destroy your tv (sorry if i said something bad about your gf)

i wish that slippy wasn't so anoying.

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but your gf would destroy your tv (sorry if i said something bad about your gf)

i wish that slippy wasn't so anoying.

(I'll let it slide this time... :oops:  Don't say anything bad about her again.  Got it?)

granted, but he would start annoying you instead of the Star Fox team.

I wish there were hardly any trolls on this forum.

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I wish there were hardly any trolls on this forum.

Granted, but now you get GOBLINS on this forum.

I wish I had armor like the predator. (So I could sneak around cloaked in camo, taking out the power, A/C, heater, and anyone that gets in my way.

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But nerds and fans of that movie would annoy you evrytime for the rest of your life.

i wish that i had superpowers, like superspeed.

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Granted, but now, you unfortunatly look just like me! (I do a lot of lumbering in the summer for my father, and my education is within the mechanical field.)

I wish the earth was flat, so time zones wouldn't excist!

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but the inhabitants of earth all do everything at the exact same time, and all the restaraunts are too crowded at lunch time (I couldn't think of a good twist, sorry)

I wish Pleasure Island from Pinnochio was real (Except not evil/not turning people into donkeys)

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