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Granted, but now you have to catch it every now and again.

I wish I had the weapon attached to this post.

[Pruned to save disk space]

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yeah, but you are going to be the main character from lots of bad games (sonic and the secret rings, sega superstar racing and sonic and the black kinight)

Watch it rabbit boy, that's my hero you're messing with!

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yeah, but you are going to be the main character from lots of bad games (sonic and the secret rings, sega superstar racing and sonic and the black kinight)

i wish that i had an vending machine like that one from this topic: http://forums.starfox-online.net/index.php?topic=4767.0(great fox vending machine)

Granted, but it would break whenever you got it since it doesn't like you.

I wish people on PSN and Xbox Live didn't talk all big and with foul language... and yell over video games... It's so ridiculous... :oops:

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yeah, but the scary things would look ridiculous with the time.

i wish that i had an sword.

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Granted, but now you need to learn how to use it.

I wish I had a Barret M82A1 .50-caliber sniper rifle and an S2-AM Sniper rifle. (This way, I can shoot people through walls with the Barret, and then use the S2 to snipe the people outside. I know, i'm a malicious person. Go ahead, say it.)

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Granted, but now every person in the world will be coming to you during the summer for a drink.

I wish that the incompetent teachers and administration would actually DO SOMETHING about these homicidal maniacs that call themselves students that are let into the school.

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Granted, but they invite them for donuts! HA!

I wish I had an Arwing. (Let's see what crazy thing comes up for this! lol)

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Granted, but they invite them for donuts! HA!

I wish I had an Arwing. (Let's see what crazy thing comes up for this! lol)

Granted, but Peppy will yell non-stop for you to DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (Z or R twice)

I wish we had world peace.

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Granted, but now the world is too quiet and dull.

I wish I had a pair of A909 Wrist Blades. (When combined with my predator cloaking device, I can hack everyone to pieces and no one will know it was me!"

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yeah, but you wouldn't have anyone to fight, and MORE fans would annoy you.

i wish that i had an trained owl.

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(Who doesn't? lol)

Granted, but all she does is go to work.

I wish that donuts were free. lol

Granted, but they are now always overcooked or undercooked.

I wish I could fly.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but they glow bright red at the most

inappropriate moments, scaring the hell out of people

I wish my life wasn't so crappy

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Granted, now it isn't so crappy, it is crap itself.

I wish I  had a friggin lamborgini

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Granted, but now it's more squeamish.(sp?)

I wish I had a Covenant Plasma sword.

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Granted, but he killed you instead  :lol:

I wish I had an ipod touch

Granted, but it is really scratched up and only has 6MB storage.

I wish for a wireless Gamecube Controller.

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Granted, but it is really scratched up and only has 6MB storage.

I wish for a wireless Gamecube Controller.

Granted but you get it from your dumpster outside, missing the neccessary batteries.

I wish there wasn't a crisis over the H1N1 virus and other flu-like stuff.  (School just sent a letter to our parents telling them their new ways to avoid spreading the germs that cause the flu's, and to keep the students home if their temperature exceeds 100 degrees if they feel sick.  My reaction:  "NAHHHH, Ya' don't say?  [sarcasm]I thought it would be fine for me to shake someone's hand after they sneezed on it! [/sarcasm])

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