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Granted, but you are the last one to catch the swine flu and turn into a pig

I wish I had a hot chocolate

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Granted, but you get indiana jones instead

I wish I had an xbox 360 elite with every game I would ever want

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granted, but it's defective...

I wish I could win the lottery

(when the jackpot is way up there, and I'm the only winner of that jackpot)

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Granted, but you threw the winning ticket away before you new.

I wish I had a computer newer than 9 years old

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Granted, but you threw the winning ticket away before you new.

I wish I had a computer newer than 9 years old

Granted, but it has Windows 98 installed on it (New PC, old OS, but 98 did rock.)

I wish I had controllable laser vision that didn't happen at awkward times.

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Granted, but all of your hair burned off in a fire (including your eyebrows  :lol:)

I wish I didn't have the flu

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(Ugh, the flu, I hate that, I hope you get better, sniper)

Granted, but now you have....THE LEGACY VIRUS! :P

*Plays the theme to The X-Men*

I wish I had my own house

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Granted, but you live in a boring neighborhood.

I wish I really was thi Choz'ech Jek'ari okh thi Prokhesh (The Chosen Warrior of the Prophets)

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Granted, but you get killed when a prophet goes into a trance and falls on you

I wish I had star fox wii

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Granted, but then someone in your family breaks it the first day you get it.

I wish I owned an Aggressor-class Destroyer (SWEAWFOC reference)

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Grant, but you can't shape shift your way back to normal.

I wish I, or even humans in general, weren't so prone to road rashes. (Oww)

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yeah, but they would be prone to car crashes.

i wish that i was capitain falcon.

Granted, but every time you say "Yes!!", Metaknight attacks you saying "NOOOOOOOO.".

I wish I had an XBox 360 that doesn't have the Red Ring of Death. (To avoid people saying it got the RROD).

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Granted, but now it has the blue ring of... LIFE!!! (Meaning after you play it into the hours of the night, it comes alive and kills you in your sleep! HA!)

I wish I was a Dragon-shifter. (Someone who can turn into a dragon at will)

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