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Granted but there is 500 barrels of nuclear waste underneath it causing it to glow green.

I wish I had the ability to control and manipulate the element of ice.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted but there is 500 barrels of nuclear waste underneath it causing it to glow green.

I wish I had the ability to control and manipulate the element of ice.

Granted, but you have to live in Florida

I wish I was really cool, like "The Fonz" cool, (but not all 1950's-ish)

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Granted, but your non-1950's futuristic Harley Davidson motorcycle becomes airborn and flies off without you. I wish I had a Porche.

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Granted but it ends up having lead wheels.

I wish I had a digital wrist-watch...

Granted, but everytime you set it, Mr. Resseti yells at you for Time Traveling.

I wish for infinite wishes.

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Granted, but your have been banished into the center of a volcano, where you are resting on a spire, surrounded in lava.

I wish... my cat wasn't in the chair I wanna sit in. D:

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Granted, but the cat was now in the bed where you want to sleep in.

I wish for my own Arwing

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Granted, but now you will never hear the end of the infamous, DO A BARREL ROLL

I wish for more Sonic characters to be on SSBB (Brawl)

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Granted but they are too laggy and have a terrible recovery.

I wish my cat would stop running from photos.

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Granted, but if I where your cat, I'd do the same... with those big eyes, it'd hurt like crazy... not the point.

But your cat is now bearded with an ugly beard, so ugly, that even you can't look at your cat.

I wish... haw geeze i gotto move that watter bottle, it always makes me thirsty but it's to old to drink, so i always wanna wish for water... Hwait, I wish that water bottle wasna there.

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Granted, but... um... what did you say?

I wish I had a Class-II Dragonarian Warbird.

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granted, but you would die of laughts. (die, dead)

i wish that i could live 9000 years or more (over 9000, lol)

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Granted, you had one, but not anymore, cause i stole it.

I wish... That I could remember my dreams more often...

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Granted, but you had to save Fox trapped in a crystal and the final boss would be a giant Oikinny head  :P

I wish I felt like drawing again.  :(

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Granted, you where told what happened to it, but you didn't believe the person who told you.(but you still know what happened to it)

I wish that, never mind i know what i wanna do now...

I wish, that, I could survive without eating, but could if i wanted to.

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yeah, but you would get so thin and light that the wind would blow you away.

i wish that i could stop the time anytime.

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Granted, and that would be called "Chaos Control", but you would have to have a Chaos Emerald to do it.

I wish uhh....something about butter....?

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