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granted, but someone else posts it here before you can.

I wish to break/make the Guiness Book of World Records for best fart ever made.

Granted but you kill an entire city doing so.

I wish I could find a fox ear/tail combo to finish this cosplay costume I have.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted but you kill an entire city doing so.

I wish I could find a fox ear/tail combo to finish this cosplay costume I have.

(I wish I could find those for myself too...)

Granted, not twisting this time

I wish I could be the Governor of California

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Granted, but nobody takes you seriously because of your previous carreers...

I wish it would snow!

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Granted but it snows too much and traps everything under forty feet or snow.

I wish I could find my phone (lost it... again)

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Guest Julius Quasar

(Sorry, I hope you find your phone, evilwaffles)

Granted, but you get a flood of prank calls

I wish I could win the lotto

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Granted, but its the life of a Columbian Drug Lord. Buenas Noches Senorita!

I wish I didn't have an F in Algebra 3.

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Granted, but its the life of a Columbian Drug Lord. Buenas Noches Senorita!

I wish I didn't have an F in Algebra 3.

granted But but loses the year

i wish i can have a real arwing

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Granted but the CIA, Mossad, KGB, MI5 and all the other world intelligence agancies will go after your ass for that Arwing.

I wish I was governor of New Jersey.

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granted but an earthquake destroy new jersey before you can take the post

i wish i can help to create a new  star fox game

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Granted but you get fired the next day after you get caught putting CP on the developer's computer.

I wish I had a vast gold deposit under my house.

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Guest Julius Quasar

granted, but your computer crashes

I wish I could perfectly impersonate any voice of anyone in the universe, perfectly...

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Granted, but you lose your own individual voice.

I wish my brother would be quiet.

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Granted, but noone else on the planet will shut up when you ask them to.

I wish I could drop out of my chemistry class (SOOOOOOOOOOOOO f---ing hard to understand  :oops::x).

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granted but you would be put in the boxing dummy class

(wish?)

I wish I could sleep

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Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.

I wish for............. uuuuuummmmmmmmmm............... pickles.

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>8D Granted, but you get XIGBAR'S PICKLE LOL.

I wish I had a gorgeous voice~

Granted. But................. you know what, I'm gonna let you have this one.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

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Granted, but under 3 conditions:

1. No more wishes can be made.

2. All 3 wishes will be under my own, arbitrary terms.

3. You will have to pay me $10,000,000,000 for every wish.

I wish I could walk on water.

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Granted, but all sea creatures will want to attack you whenever you do.

I wish I mastered the super-power of telekinesis.

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