twisted wishes

[Caat01]

Granted, but you get a terminal headache.

I wish I could sleep in.

on what ever you want wish granted but it explodes when you try to sleep on it

i wish i could control the time

[The Green Fox]

granted, but eventually, ok, trying hard to come up with something, the pokemon theme is going on in the background on my playlist. GRANTED, BUT, time starts to control you, over time, or something.

I wish I had a pet monkey

[ThePointingMan]

Granted, but he poops whenever you put him on your shoulder/ head.

I wish for... a milkshake.

[Yorokobi-Ageru]

Granted, but it's 3 years old. (ew...lmao)

I wish i had something to wish for.

[Caat01]

granted but for a mistake of the genius you never get it

i wish to travel into space

[StarFoxIII]

Granted, but the ship breaks in space and you're trapped with no hope of rescue.

I wish that 2010 will be a perfect year.

[X-Gamer]

Granted, but the following year is horrible and nothing, ABSOLUTELY nothing goes right.

I wish for a...*thinks* I wish I was a genius.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Granted, but the following year is horrible and nothing, ABSOLUTELY nothing goes right.

I wish for a...*thinks* I wish I was a genius.

Granted, but you are too smart to identify with the people around you, and you spend the last days of your life screaming in a nut house.

I wish I were a billionaire.

[StarFoxIII]

Granted, but you invest it all in a ponzi scheme and you're left penniless afterwards.

I wish I did'nt have to go to school tommorrow.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

(I hear ya', man when I was your age, I hated school)

Granted, but you don't have to go to school tomorrow

'cause you were expelled and they tore up your permanent record.

I wish I was a powerful mafia boss

[X-Gamer]

Granted, but you have sacrifice your intelligence for power.

I wish...I had an invincible arwing :cool:

[StarFoxIII]

Granted, but it runs out of fuel in the middle of Uranus (hurhurhur I said Uranus).

I wish I could have the day off tommorrow.

[X-Gamer]

Granted, but you literally have the day off by sleeping through all of it. You had nightmares.

I wish I had a tame, pet dragon.

[Caat01]

granted but it burns you every time thta sees you as a show of affection

i wish to be immune to all  diseases  :cool:

[Showtime 1-1]

Granted, but you get run over by an ambulance.

I wish I wasn't so lazy...

[X-Gamer]

Granted but you are so hyper that you have to be restrained in one of those jackets for the insane.

I wish I mastered the piano.

[evilwaffles]

Granted but everyone tells you to learn a different instrument instead.

I wish for the ability to talk to animals.

[ThePointingMan]

Granted, but i get the wish too:}

I wish that The dodo bird had not been extinct, for if you think about it, it is like a chicken only adapted for farming :}

[StarFoxIII]

Granted but gorillas and pandas go extinct.

I wish I had a private army.

[X-Gamer]

Granted, but your private army turns on you.

I wish I was never allergic to anything.

[Showtime 1-1]

Granted, but everything becomes allergic to you.

I wish I had more time...

[Kursed]

Granted ,but you get overconfident.

I wish I could fly a jet without having to go through flight school.

[StarFoxIII]

Granted but you get shot down by a missle.

I wish I could have my own home.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Granted ,but you get overconfident.

I wish I could fly a jet without having to go through flight school.

"Granted, but you keep blacking out in the barrel rolls you do!"

I wish I had a Colt 1911 Customized Handgun, that fires Magnum rounds.

[Kursed]

"Granted, but you keep blacking out in the barrel rolls you do!"

I wish I had a Colt 1911 Customized Handgun, that fires Magnum rounds.

Granted but you accidently dump all the ammo  into a drain when you reload it.

I wish..for another wish.