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Grated but it gets twisted twice.

I wish our air-con didn't break...

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Air-con.... Like air convention, sounds fun. Granted, but no one would go to your air convention.

I wish that i had the best balance in the universe.

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Air-con.... Like air convention, sounds fun. Granted, but no one would go to your air convention.

I wish that i had the best balance in the universe.

granted but in order to do so your permantly glued to a iron beam.

I wish I knew what the admins planned on doing.

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Granted, but they plan on shutting down the sight... Luckily they decided to shut it down only in an alternate reality.

I wish I could play a certain game with a certain Sylum...

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granted, but it's only a demo that lasts for 1 minute.

I wish that this wish is a flawless wish.

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Granted, but everything else would be full of flaws.

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted, but that something wouldn't have been a very good wish to wish for in chance of wishing for that wish.

I wish I could live forever and show no age for it and have no downsides because of it.

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Granted, but the very next day the world comes to an end and you are left alone.

I wish no one else in this forum could wish any wish ever again but me.

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Your wish has no flaws, and has been granted, to bad you wished your wish was flawless, so nothing happens.

I wish I had a ps3...

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Air-con.... Like air convention, sounds fun. Granted, but no one would go to your air convention.

(Air-conditioning, this home needs to get cool in 43 degree Celsius days)

Your wish has no flaws, and has been granted, to bad you wished your wish was flawless, so nothing happens.

I wish I had a ps3...

Granted but it can't read any disk forms.

I wish I could reach the nuke kill-streak reward in MW2.

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(Air-conditioning, this home needs to get cool in 43 degree Celsius days)

Hehe, Yeah, I knoiw

Granted, but your team and the enemy team dislikes you extremely because they think the nuke is cheap.

I wish that I was payed to play video games.

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Granted, but your pay is 1 penny every 500 years.

I wish I my computer was upgraded to the best windows 7 there ever was.

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Granted, but your pay is 1 penny every 500 years.

I wish I my computer was upgraded to the best windows 7 there ever was.

Granted ,but Microsoft  whacthes it so closely you computer becomes a slave.

I wish all of my games would work.

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yeah, but you would get bored when playing them aftre some time.

i wish that i could have posted more here on my vacation.

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granted, but you end up watching it for eternity.

I wish I could warp between the 3rd 4th and 5th dimensions.

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granted, but you end up watching it for eternity.

I wish I could warp between the 3rd 4th and 5th dimensions.

Granted, but you get stuck between dimensions after your first try at warping.

I wish I was perfect.

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Granted, but people get jealous of you perfection and conspire to kill you.

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but it breaks down all the time.

I wish people weren't overly obsessed with Avatar.

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Granted, but now they're obsessed with "Alice In Wonderland" (that new one, with Johnny Depp)

I wish we didn't have to paint the house

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Granted, because you don't. You destroy it instead and leave nothing behind.

I wish my family would just smarten up and stop making stupid choices.

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Granted, but your friends become really stupid and make dumb choices.

I wish :o Kitty, I wish... something to do with cats...

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Granted, but your friends become really stupid and make dumb choices.

I wish :o Kitty, I wish... something to do with cats...

Granted, but the cats eat you. :o

I wish I had a samwitch.

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