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Granted, but you shoot people for fun.

I wish there was no such thing as failing at failing.

Granted, but that doesn't make any sense at all.

I wish there was a Star Fox comic book, and I don't mean a fan comic.

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I wish that Mr Phoenix would stop neglecting to make wishes as it is subtracting from the fun for teh rest of us

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Granted, but it involves drugs.

I wish  :ok: was shot in the head 5 times before he dropped.

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Wish granted, but that also involves missles, extreme medical care, and probally taking one character out of the series...

I wish i had the power to jump anywhere. (jumpah!)

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Wish granted, but you have soo many ideas for making wishes that will blow back in other's faces (which is fun) that in no time you'll go bankrupt. (According to Braux's-last-minute-wish-destroyer-fourmla:) 1 Wish-$1= -$1 out of your account.

I wish i had MOAR games for the Wii...

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UM... WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR? HURRY UP, I HAVE ONLY LIMITED MAGIC POWARZ!!!1!1ONE!1!!!

I wish chuck was a wimp (which he is) and that even I could beat him u- dfjkasdfhsdhfasjg;gvj;askdav. vh csh

<Head slams keyboard from power of roundhouse kick>

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Granted, but Chuck is god and cannot be perminantly changed.

I wish an arwing crashed in my back yard with  :krystal: and/or :ok:

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Wish granted, but  :krystal: or :ok: uses the ausome power of "LOGIC" (BUSH ADMISTRATION) that we humans have not understood yet to take over the earth...

I wish i had a blaster, like the ones from assault!

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wish granted, they both look embarrased, and turn andddd....

Krystal slaps your grinning face, then hits you over the head with her staff,

Fox Folows suit, instead of slapping, he hits you with the butt of his rifle.

The end :ok:

I wish i had ausome drawing powers, 'nuff to draw anything from any field of art!

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Granted, but you've been taken by the military to be frozen for 3000 years.

I wish :krystal: and :ok: didnt hurt me so much.  :krystal:

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404 ERROR! YOU DIDN'T ENTER A WISH, REPENT NOW!!

(To Krystal08) wish granted, but what is the use of having a computer or a MP3??

I wish this thread wasn't a two sided conversation...

(until krystal came in)

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