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granted, but you would have a lot of inuseful arcade tickets.

i wish that i could think on a better wish than this one.

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Granted, but your (better) wish has a loophole that causes mankind to become extinct.

I wish I could find some decent musicians to start a band.

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granted, but they would never agree with each other, and then break up the band after 5 secs.

i wish that justin bieber was dead, or that i could kill him with a minigun, or a chainsaw on fire.

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Granted, but now you have a large group of Justin's "fans" trying to kill you!

I wish life were more like a tv show, you know, more carefree...

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Granted, but life becomes a SpongeBob episode, and jellyfishing and patty flipping becomes boring.

I wish all my fictional characters were real.

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Granted. But Valve sold the series to another company, and now Heavy is British and Spy is Cuban. | I wish I could get anything and everything I wanted for free.

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Granted, but it turns to dust in a minute.  I wish for SF-O to be more active around this time :P

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Granted, but Digimon consumes everyone's lives :shock:

I wish for some Air Conditioning O_o

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Granted, but in doing so, you cause a major rift in time and space, which implodes everything :P

I wish I could find some more Sega Dreamcast games :P

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Granted. But because you're no longer afraid of them, you go up to the top of a 30 story building to look down below and you slip and fall to your doom. YAAAAAYYY! Lol  :shock:

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Granted. But because you're no longer afraid of them, you go up to the top of a 30 story building to look down below and you slip and fall to your doom. YAAAAAYYY! Lol  :shock:

(No wish, :P)

I wish for a model 1 Sega Genesis :D

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(OH NOEZ! :P)

Granted, but......[shadow=blue,left]THE CAKE IS A LIE!![/shadow]

I wish for something to do, other than sleep right now XD.

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Grante-- UUUWWWUUUUUUHHHH? But your bladder explodes. Willing to wish for an ambulamce? | I wish I could unthink that.

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Granted, but more ridiculous thoughts envelop your mind, to the point where it implodes. 

I wish that my NES would read cartridges much better than it does :P

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granted, but its shotgun cartridges, so you can use it as a pump-up 12! use it once will destroy it!

i wish my friend will be all ok out their, out of town. (what can you do with that heh? XD)

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Granted, but now they are not ok when they come back.

I wish star fox wii would hurry up.

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