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Wish granted, but your WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Too Young!

I wish Everyone knew who the White Stripes were, (the best band ever...)

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Granted, but now your in peices. (calls hospital)

I wish my gf had an account here.

Granted, but she has no idea which one you are.

I wish there was a Transformer who transformed into a fox. ;)

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granted but fox is jealous and destroy it!

i wish to be back in one piece

Granted, but we left a few parts out.

I wish people would accept that pregnant women can look sexy too, not just thin girls.

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Granted, but now you pissed off all the guys who think pregnant chicks should NOT show their bellies like it is in style. Also, I am part of that group.

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I wish they did a Family Guy Indiana Jones.

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Granted, but after the stunt they pulled off in Indy 4, Indiana Jones has been abandonned.

I wish there werent so many wrong wishes.

(Krystal08 magically gets put back togather in the proper order. I'm just being nice.)

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Shall we continue?

Granted, but after the stunt they pulled off in Indy 4, Indiana Jones has been abandonned.

I wish there werent so many wrong wishes.

Wish granted, but two wrongs mean one right, but three wrongs mean somthing else, and you know what that means... >.<

(I don't, seriously)

I wish...

I wish...

I WIHS...

Tu Speel rite...

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Shall we continue?

Wish granted, but two wrongs mean one right, but three wrongs mean somthing else, and you know what that means... >.<

(I don't, seriously)

I wish...

I wish...

I WIHS...

Tu Speel rite...

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish for Bush to be crushed by an elevator.

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Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish for Bush to be crushed by an elevator.

granted but his deeds still live on

i wish rareware was still part of nintendo (i want a new donkeykong :roll:)

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granted but his deeds still live on

i wish rareware was still part of nintendo (i want a new donkeykong :roll:)

Granted, but so far all they've made are kinda cheesy remakes of their older games.

I wish there was a Transformers parody in the next Star Fox.

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Granted, but so far all they've made are kinda cheesy remakes of their older games.

I wish there was a Transformers parody in the next Star Fox.

(well at least its better than what nintendoes doing :roll:)

granted but the parody is they cant transform

i wish for a landmaster (assault style) for my first car

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(well at least its better than what nintendoes doing :roll:)

granted but the parody is they cant transform

i wish for a landmaster (assault style) for my first car

Granted, but it completely drains your gas money savings.

I wish Panther was mangled in a car crash.

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Granted, but it completely drains your gas money savings.

I wish Panther was mangled in a car crash.

(well it may not run on on gas so :roll:)

granted but in doing so you make krystal cry

i wish i was transported to the lylat system :banghead:

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(well it may not run on on gas so :roll:)

granted but in doing so you make krystal cry

i wish i was transported to the lylat system :banghead:

Granted, but you're 100 feet tall in their universe and they think you're a monster.  :banghead:

I wish Krystal was more bada@#.

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Wish granted, but she is so bad@$* now, she is kicked off the starfox team, and forever banned from starwolf too...

(Crazy idea eh?)

I wish i could...

..Fart sunshine...

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Granted, but now, just like Bender from futurama, you might kill someone with your tush.

I wish Krystal would always be in love with Fox. Just to see what happens.

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Granted, but now, just like Bender from futurama, you might kill someone with your tush.

I wish Krystal would always be in love with Fox. Just to see what happens.

granted but in doing so she has bound herself to only one story/life and has forgoten all the questions that drew her to sauria

i wish for knoledge without knowing

(ha twist that one :roll:)

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granted but in doing so she has bound herself to only one story/life and has forgoten all the questions that drew her to sauria

i wish for knoledge without knowing

(ha twist that one :roll:)

Granted, but you never went to school, so you never made any friends. :banghead:

I wish there was another Monty Python movie after the old ones.

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