Samantha Weltzin Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Just a thought I was toying with... Krystal might wear this to our wedding: http://shrinestore.com/store/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=31&products_id=44 and I'd wear this: http://shrinestore.com/store/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=30&products_id=98 That'd be rather hilarious. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I would rather marry Katt now... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 That's taking fandom into obession. Now, I've taken obession into a higher level, so high that there isn't even a word for it yet. Ever since I took biology in high school, I've been crazed over crosshybridization, (which is, taking two different animals and making them have a baby, in the simplest terms). For all your Napolean Dynamite fans, Ligers, are real. It's a cross between a male lion, and a female tiger, but I'm derailing myself. Since then, I've devoted my life and all my studies to crosshybridization and biomedical engineering, trying to find a way to "mate" animals that don't have simple DNA patterns, which is, the basis of crosshybridization. (They almost made a humanzee, before (Chimp and human)). I graduated high school a year early, taking my junior and senior classes at the same time (I began this obession right after my sophomore year ended, I even took summer school). I was accepted into college easily (getting a 33 on my ACT, and a good gpa), and I began my research. Since then, I've made a couple breakthroughs. For example, you wouldn't think that a parrot and an iguana have many similarites, right? I have a "parguana" in my room, it's a pain to take care of... Now! For the explaination of this. As I took biology back in high school, we did a little studying on crosshybridization. My first thought?... How do crosshybridization a human and a fox. Tommorrow, I will either fail miserably, or suceed with my experiment, and I will have my very own Krystal anthro pet. The simulations show she will have a completely functional human brain, but shorter fur than normal foxes, and a shorter tail, which isn't a problem to me. I've also taken the liberty of speeding up her aging process, so she will be my age in a few years, and programming her personality (which is very possible, I might add). She will be the ideal Krystal: Compassionate, calm, beautiful, loving, (not to mention that British accent). So, to all of you wannibes "wishing and dreaming about it", I will send you an invitation, and you can meet her yourself. Good day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 That's taking fandom into obession. Now, I've taken obession into a higher level, so high that there isn't even a word for it yet. Ever since I took biology in high school, I've been crazed over crosshybridization, (which is, taking two different animals and making them have a baby, in the simplest terms). For all your Napolean Dynamite fans, Ligers, are real. It's a cross between a male lion, and a female tiger, but I'm derailing myself. Since then, I've devoted my life and all my studies to crosshybridization and biomedical engineering, trying to find a way to "mate" animals that don't have simple DNA patterns, which is, the basis of crosshybridization. (They almost made a humanzee, before (Chimp and human)). I graduated high school a year early, taking my junior and senior classes at the same time (I began this obession right after my sophomore year ended, I even took summer school). I was accepted into college easily (getting a 33 on my ACT, and a good gpa), and I began my research. Since then, I've made a couple breakthroughs. For example, you wouldn't think that a parrot and an iguana have many similarites, right? I have a "parguana" in my room, it's a pain to take care of... Now! For the explaination of this. As I took biology back in high school, we did a little studying on crosshybridization. My first thought?... How do crosshybridization a human and a fox. Tommorrow, I will either fail miserably, or suceed with my experiment, and I will have my very own Krystal anthro pet. The simulations show she will have a completely functional human brain, but shorter fur than normal foxes, and a shorter tail, which isn't a problem to me. I've also taken the liberty of speeding up her aging process, so she will be my age in a few years, and programming her personality (which is very possible, I might add). She will be the ideal Krystal: Compassionate, calm, beautiful, loving, (not to mention that British accent). So, to all of you wannibes "wishing and dreaming about it", I will send you an invitation, and you can meet her yourself. Good day... Ligars,Tigaons real stuff. Anyway I think you guys are going a little overboard in your ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 They called me crazy... schizophrenic, even... I'll prove them wrong... They'll see... THEY'LL ALL SEE!@#!@$!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 That's taking fandom into obession. Now, I've taken obession into a higher level, so high that there isn't even a word for it yet. Ever since I took biology in high school, I've been crazed over crosshybridization, (which is, taking two different animals and making them have a baby, in the simplest terms). For all your Napolean Dynamite fans, Ligers, are real. It's a cross between a male lion, and a female tiger, but I'm derailing myself. Since then, I've devoted my life and all my studies to crosshybridization and biomedical engineering, trying to find a way to "mate" animals that don't have simple DNA patterns, which is, the basis of crosshybridization. (They almost made a humanzee, before (Chimp and human)). I graduated high school a year early, taking my junior and senior classes at the same time (I began this obession right after my sophomore year ended, I even took summer school). I was accepted into college easily (getting a 33 on my ACT, and a good gpa), and I began my research. Since then, I've made a couple breakthroughs. For example, you wouldn't think that a parrot and an iguana have many similarites, right? I have a "parguana" in my room, it's a pain to take care of... Now! For the explaination of this. As I took biology back in high school, we did a little studying on crosshybridization. My first thought?... How do crosshybridization a human and a fox. Tommorrow, I will either fail miserably, or suceed with my experiment, and I will have my very own Krystal anthro pet. The simulations show she will have a completely functional human brain, but shorter fur than normal foxes, and a shorter tail, which isn't a problem to me. I've also taken the liberty of speeding up her aging process, so she will be my age in a few years, and programming her personality (which is very possible, I might add). She will be the ideal Krystal: Compassionate, calm, beautiful, loving, (not to mention that British accent). So, to all of you wannibes "wishing and dreaming about it", I will send you an invitation, and you can meet her yourself. Good day... Did you take your meds today Zwolf? Look I've known about Ligers a long time myself, but the stuff you are talking about, is just...creepy. I mean a Fox and a human? Even though that would be cool, it's impossible to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Foxx Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 You gotta be careful in those topics of crosshybridization and that other jazz. There are some things in this universe that are not ment to be exploited or done. It's an interesting idea, but it isn't an easy one, or perhaps even a good one at that. And by the way, Falcory, nothing is impossible, only improbable or inevitable to fail than succeed. There are just things that are very hard to accomplish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Impossible? They used to say it was impossible to circumnavigate the Earth, because it was flat. They used to say it was impossible to see Mars, because the Earth was the center of the universe, and we would rotate at the same rate Mars would revolve. They used to say it was impossible for the "barrel roll" meme to catch on... Science defies the impossible every day, slowly turning miracles into everyday occurances and dreams into reality. Do you call me mad, boy? Madness!? This is... STAR FOX! *kicks you into pit of doom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 By the way... Tommorrow they said they were going to let me out of this danged insane asluym... XD But the story was funny, right? (For you slower people, I was kidding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 By the way... Tommorrow they said they were going to let me out of this danged insane asluym... XD But the story was funny, right? (For you slower people, I was kidding) yeah a Human fox would take some SEERIOUSLY insane Bioengineering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Foxx Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 It was obvious you were only kidding. *laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 It was obvious you were only kidding. *laughs* He wasn't kidding about the Ligar though. You guys are really nuts and isn't this topic getting a little old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Kursed, YOU replied to this earlier today, so shush. I'd say... After half of the story is complete bull. The half about getting into college earlier and all that... Biomedical Engineering is still cool, and what I'm planning to study (Not Krystal related at all, I swear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I'll say! That story was crazier than a bag of chicken lips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 :IN your dreams maybe That's exactly my point a bit goth isn't it? *unpleasant laugh* Yesss...and that's why I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 As much as I would LOVE to see an actual anthro, I don't think it could happen because it would take a lot of animal experimentation, which I think is morally wrong, and human experimentation, which as far as I know is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 and they would be quite horrid to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 It's impossible. Every time scientists try to mix human and animal DNA, the human DNA dominates the animal DNA. By the way I don't think it's illegal if you are certified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 It's impossible. Every time scientists try to mix human and animal DNA, the human DNA dominates the animal DNA. By the way I don't think it's illegal if you are certified. AAAAAHHHHH-HAHAHHAHAHAHA! IT'S AAAALLLLLIIIIVVVVEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA! but I guess it couldn't really happen, haven't you heard that song by "Loverboy?" "WELL I GOT TO TELL YOU THAT, FOX AND HUMAN D-N-A, JUST WON'T SPLIIICE!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 AAAAAHHHHH-HAHAHHAHAHAHA! IT'S AAAALLLLLIIIIVVVVEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA! but I guess it couldn't really happen, haven't you heard that song by "Loverboy?" "WELL I GOT TO TELL YOU THAT, FOX AND HUMAN D-N-A, JUST WON'T SPLIIICE!" ...No...Can't say that I have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 ...No...Can't say that I have... (I was alluding to a certain line from a certain episode of a certain [controversial] animated show.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcory Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 (I was alluding to a certain line from a certain episode of a certain [controversial] animated show.) Oh. I don't know which animated show you're talking about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Oh. I don't know which animated show you're talking about... South Park... anyways, back on topic (sorry folks, sorry Falcory) I would make sure to keep Krystal as happy as possible...I'd do all the chores, and turn off the TV/PC/Video Game and pay attention to her when she wants to talk to me or go out somewhere.... I'd stay in shape for her, and every so often do something for her to make her feel special, and I'd put her needs and priorities before my own... I'd do all that for any woman I'm married to/love for that matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 As a realist, and being a bit broken, Krystal would have to do some jobs around the house. Cooking, laundry and tea at least. I can't do those myself. Hoovering and bin empty-ing I can do no problem. She would also have to keep the garden, though if she did want a garden she'd probley enjoy gardening. I'm one of those uber parctical "concrete over it so we don't have to worry about it and can put a car there if we need to" types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwolf Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 It's impossible. Every time scientists try to mix human and animal DNA, the human DNA dominates the animal DNA. By the way I don't think it's illegal if you are certified. Wrong! It does not dominate, they mix, but it's a very small percentage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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