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Rogue Fox

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*Goes discretelly to the back storage room*

Ok, time for me to do some damage.

*Takes C4 charges with him*

Would you belive I bought this charges in here at half price!

They DO have everything... well, not for long.

:shock:

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Run from him!!! He's gonna blow!!!

*Runs out the store like crazy*

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Im gonna blow? What did I eat now? Oh yeah C4 What its just some vitamin C4... Wait a minute... does vitamin C go up to 4???

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*Comes running to answer*

C4 CHARGES. It means sort of like powerfull plastic explosives. One is enough to blow the entire store!!!!

*Runs again*

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  • 3 weeks later...

*walks into Walmart* Hello, everyone! *sees that the store is going to blow and runns around in circles, screaming*

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*C4 charges finaly detonate*

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:roll: Wow. Even I think that was way too much.

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*walmart magically returns to normal and everyone is back to life* o____0 What?

Oh great!! I'll have to buy more C4 Charges!

*Goes in to buy again*

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*goes to the Weapons section*

*sees that theres extra price for Cornerian army Rifles*

*goes to the waiter and asks*

-is it really legal to sell advanced army Rifles this cheap?

waiter: Here Everthing is! and we are proud to be the only Wal-Mart in the system to be that way.

-Ok... *buys 3 army rifles, 9 grenades, 5 blaster pistols, and puts them all into the shopping-vehicle*

*He then goes to the Souvenir-shop, and buys a "Andross's big hand ballon" and that was a way more expansive then the weapons... *

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*Can't find C4 charges and keeps looking.*

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drawn to the area by the explosion, DF walks in

"Iwonder if they sell auto-cannons.....oh, well can get groceries, at least."

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*Runs away yelling...*

Ruuuuuun!!! The vedgies are explosive!!!

*Vegetables' area blows up and R_G is sent flying through the air and lands on a sample bed in display*

Who said vegetables were good for your health??? I would like him or her to take a bite out of those vedgies!!!

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what do I hear..?

OMG!! :D:D

The CORNERIAN CLEANING SERVICE IS COMING!

They will clean EVERTHING that shouldnt be there, theese huge Robots use to come when its really an emergency.. and it seems to be that now..

well.. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SWEEPED UP!!

*runs for his life, and grabs some candy on the run*

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  • 5 months later...

Yah! I woulda joined it..... :shock:

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(Resurrected)

Kata Chi teleported into the Wal Mart.

"What happened here," he said as he surveyed the damage inside the store.

Suddenly he felt like some was behind him and he dashed out of the sweeping blades of a cleaner.

JIM

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  • 2 months later...
  • Owner/Technical Admin

*sigh*

""I need a good Alpha Circuit Board"

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Lala.....I want a job at Walmart.

*Goes to manager* Can I have a job?

Manager: Sure *hands Sol her blue vest*

Yay! Thanks a bunch! *stands there* So, what is there to do?

Manager: Go be a greeter to whoever comes in.

Kay! :D

Hi Welcome to Walmart!

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*The clown and I walk in*

Sol: Hi Welcome to Walmart!

*Clown starts to fome at the mouth*

Lilacs: Here we go again

*clown grabs stop sign and charges at Sol*

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*Pushes a shopping cart to halt the clown*

If you want to charge at someone go in the kids section. There are some rowdy brats over there. Go maul them not me.

Clowns.....egh...*pushes the shopping cart in the toy section*

Ahem! Hi welcome to Walmart!

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*large explosion in toy section, clown comes out of the crater holding somebodys head*

*words above clown*

PLAYER TWO -ELIMINATED-

*clown turns to Sol and gets out bloody stop sign*

Lilacs:errr... Sol take off the vest or run like heck.

*Clown jumps into the air and gets ready to pile drive Sol.*

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:shock: Uh okay.....*takes off vest and throws it in the clown's face*

*clown swats vest with the stop sign*

Ummmmm.....Help?

*clown charges at me*

HELP HELP!!!! Somebody help me!!!! *runs past the cashiers into the clothing department*

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