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I wonder what's for Dinner...

Dinner...Blaster.
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I saw "The Spirit" a few weeks ago. So many good quotes, most of them from Samuel L. Jackson (who plays The Octopus).

The Octopus: Come on! Toilets are always funny!

The Spirit: I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.

The Spirit: Somebody find me a tie! I don't care what kind, but by God, it had better be red!

The Octopus: I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.

The Spirit: And this is for Muffin! (After the Octopus had killed a kitten named Muffin)

And The Octopus has a strange obsession with eggs.

The Octopus: I don't like eggs on my face.

The Octopus: I had you beat, just like eggs.

The Octopus: EGG! ON! MY! FACE!

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That film was mad. They would have gotten away with it to if she hadn't photo coppied her arse at the crime scene.

Sin City has some great quotes

"Your coat looks like bagdad, and so does your face."

"I take his weapons away. Both of them." (Blows balls off)

"Razor Wire, Gloves, Tubing, Saw, Glados, and my mits." (by mits, he means hands)

"She doesn't so much as cut his off, as turn him into a pez despencer."

"I'm shellies new boyfriend, and I'm out of my mind."

One from me and a friend.

"At christmas, I get coal, or coals chocolate equivalent, quality streets"

Zero Punctuation

"The plot is as tangled and inpenetrable as a granite octopus."

"Good in theory, but theories are treterous things that can at any moment disintergrate like a biscuit raft."

"The nazis all shout 'De Amemericanas!' in the same voice lex luthor would use to curse superman."

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Guest Chiro-Chan

"Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

~The Sniper

"I hear diaper changing station!"

~The Heavy Weapons Guy

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The sniper quote is from Grunts handbook or whatever it's called. It's full of mad, but true things like-

"Remember, your gun is made by the lowest bidder."

"Never share a foxhole withsome braver then you."

"If it's stupid, but works, it isn't stupid."

"Five second fuses always burn three seconds."

and my favourite

"Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy something else to shoot at."

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I like the last one lol

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Guest Julius Quasar

"Beyond the greatest star of all lies our future!"

-Walt Disney

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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

-James Dean

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Why does world hate waspinator!

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!-sonic:sonic adventure 2 battle

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"That's not a terribly good comparison, Is it?" Krystal-brawl lylat cruise stage:Warzone.

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"There is a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line everyday of my life." Church, Red vs Blue

From Brawl, Lylat cruise, Star Fox easter egg.

^_^ "Shouldn't we be worried about Fox? He's out there with no air! HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BREATH!?"

-_- "Ha, way to go Slippy, no one would have even noticed if you hadn't opened up your big yap!

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"quiet bird"

"what was that?!"

Panther Caruso and Falco Lombardi

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^_^ I'll only join..if you'll kiss me. ^^ (Unused Krystal dialogue from Star Fox Adventures)

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^_^ I'll only join..if you'll kiss me. ^^ (Unused Krystal dialogue from Star Fox Adventures)

-_-: "Welcome to Whose line is it anyway on tonights show , my wifes a Alien  Fox Mccloud!, Just ride the darn Dino Krystal mccloud, I say you two are nuts, Falco Lombardi and , I chew on magazines too Katt Monroe

  :hehe: hellow and welcome to whose line is it anyway the show where everthings made up and the points don't matter that's right the points are just like slippys  Flight ability, .

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:facepalm:: "Welcome to Whose line is it anyway on tonights show , my wifes a Alien  Fox Mccloud!, Just ride the darn Dino Krystal mccloud, I say you two are nuts, Falco Lombardi and , I chew on magazines too Katt Monroe

:peppy: hellow and welcome to whose line is it anyway the show where everthings made up and the points don't matter that's right the points are just like slippys  Flight ability, .

:wolf: That didn't make any fu@#ing sense!! :x

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"I regret that I have but one life to give to my country!" --- Nathan Hale.

Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink! --- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner :facepalm:

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"..."ancient minister-smash bros brawl.

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"Now it's time to bring it around town!" --- SpongeBob SquarePants

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"all ships report in!"red leader-star wars episode 4:a new hope

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"You're the best chef in the worrrrrrrrld, and everything I leaaaarned, I learned from you, even if I didn't understand a worrrrrd, on the WINGS of an....eagle!" --- Chowder on Cartoon Network

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wait,wait,wait,wait.are we haveing a quote war?

"i have made... TOAST!"scientist from invader zim.

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"Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here!" Squidward's funny line from the Spongebob Squarepants movie.

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"SAY WHAT?!"from thats so raven.

don't judge me. :facepalm:

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"Go B, Go B!" -- from The Mighty B. Don't judge.  :facepalm:

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