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Oh, I see. Yeah, I thought I had heard it there first. Anyways, I took my own spin at it:

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lol, that's my avatar

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I like:

You must be this tall....to DIE!!! (reminds me of Final Destination 3)

The tagline for the Dark Carnival campaign in Left 4 dead 2

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"I can't hear you!

I can't hear you!!

I CAN'T! HEAR! YOU!

Snoot!" -Angry Peggy from Animal Crossing: City Folk

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Guest Julius Quasar

*turns on the car radio*

"IF THE LORD WERE ALIVE TODAY,

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THIS CHRISTMAS?

WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO SOMEONE,

WHO HAS EVERYTHING AND MORE?

HE CAN CURE THE SICK,

SO DON'T GIVE HIM AN ASPIRIN!

HE CAN WALK ON WATER,

SO DON'T GIVE HIM A SURFBOARD!

HOW ABOUT A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE,

FROM PIZZA JO'S!"

-Morel Orel, Season 1 Finale, "The Best Christmas Ever!"...

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Buck: "Mammals, we have a crime scene! A tuft of fur, a half-eaten carcass, a thuft of... oh no! Broccoli!

Here is what I think happened: Dinosaur attack Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable."

Diego: "Are you nuts? Sid's not violent, or... coordinated."

Manny: "Yeah, and where is the dinosaur?"

Buck: Alrigh, alright good point. *ahem* Theory two! Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable..."

Manny: "Buck... When exactly did you lose you mind?"

Buck: "Hmm, three months ago. I wake up one morning married to a pineapple. AN UGLY PINEAPPE! But I loved her..."

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"Dumb people are often blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.... (*drools*)"

-Patrick Star

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"would you like a spot of tea?"

-toadsworth,mario and luigi :bowsers inside story

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Guest Para Astaroth

"If sarcasm was like chlorine gas, you would be dead by now."  ~rock, paper, scissors website comic.

"One shell

Two shell

Red shell

Blue shell

Death-on swift-wings-comes-for-you shell

Pain-such-as-you-never-knew shell"  ~rock, paper, scissors website comic

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Sonic: "Phew! So far, so good." Hey that's!

Shadow: "That blue hedgehog again of all places..."

Sonic: "I've found you, Faker!"

Shadow: "Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake."

Sonic: "I'll make you eat those words!"

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"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world how you did it."

- Scoot of WHOOKOS

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"Entire team is BABIES!"

...Or anything Heavy Weapons Guy says.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful' date=' and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.[/quote']
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"Noooooooooooooo!" - FreeSpace male wingmate

                                      when shoot down by an enemy.

"[shadow=white,left]FIRE-THE-HYPER-CANNON![/shadow]" - DRL on 'What is your favourite thing to do?'.

"Maybe he is not such a

  screw up after all!" - Peppy Hare on

                                  Slippy's performance.

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"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

-Ash Williams in Army of Darkness after shooting "himself"

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