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"Do you know your mother's fragrance number?"

"I'm pretty sure it's 666."

~Charlie, Two and a Half Men

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"Do you know your mother's fragrance number?"

"I'm pretty sure it's 666."

~Charlie, Two and a Half Men

Their buildings can be our own~Black lotus China.(yes it's a female :fox:)
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I love two and a half men.

I really have to go #1~battlcruiser starcraft.
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"Safety never takes a holiday." -Paul Blart, Mall Cop

"Doesn't take a telepath to know what your thinking~Sarah kerrigan formerly human.
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Nearly all artists take pieces of other artist's work and modify it to make their own works. In the art world, we call this being "inspired" by another artist. In the writing world, they call it "you're going to jail now."

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  go directly to jail do not pass go do no collect $200
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yeah. Weirdly they cencor words like ass and damn, but leave in friggin, and bitch.

God, that's almost as bad as Robot Chicken. Why would they rate the show 18+ when they keep censoring "sh@#" and "fu@#"?

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I Reject your Reality and substitute my own.~Adam Savage Mythbusters.

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God, that's almost as bad as Robot Chicken. Why would they rate the show 18+ when they keep censoring "sh@#" and "fu@#"?

Probably something to do with randomly mutilating bodies?

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Probably something to do with randomly mutilating bodies?

BAD MR.K Get back on topic!

"I told them I was Claustraphobic I GOTTA GET OUTTAHERE!~ScV Starcraft.

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Squidward: Get away from me, I'm claustrophobic!

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! :krystal:

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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want..." -Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbes" comics, Bill Watterson

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"No one in Aphetto answers a knock at the door after sundown."

This creepy magic the gathering card.

Let's get outta here Binary Systems give me the creeps ~lt.commader Snipes freespace2

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"I didn't realize this was a sad occasion..." -Larry the waiter, at the "Anxious Clown" restaurant, Book the Third, "The Wide Window", from "A Series of Unfortunate Events" by Lemony Snicket

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~Some guy on 4chan, apparently.

Why that could be a quote in itself, that tends to be the situation more and more these days.
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Why that could be a quote in itself, that tends to be the situation more and more these days.

What do you mean?

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E=Mc..Doh let me get my notpad~Science vessels starcraft

hmm Fusion Eh I'll have to remember that.~Science vessels starcraft

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"DON'T 'SHOOSH' ME!  I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA! YAHOO! YIPPEE....!"-Daffy Duck, Loony Tunes...

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"DON'T 'SHOOSH' ME!  I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA! YAHOO! YIPPEE....!"-Daffy Duck, Loony Tunes...

"A MESS OF MESSERSMITT!"-Daffy duck,Daffy the commado.
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