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He chuckled.  "Oh vell... Need I not zay zat the hospital was ztarrted by von mwah?"  He said thumping the paper against his chest.  "Meseur, yourrr time vis me did not happen."  He said, putting the cigarette back into his mouth and walking to the door."

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He chuckled.  "Oh vell... Need I not zay zat the hospital was ztarrted by von mwah?"  He said thumping the paper against his chest.  "Meseur, yourrr time vis me did not happen."  He said, putting the cigarette back into his mouth and walking to the door."

"I've fought some weird spies but you are the most out there...." He followed him oustide.

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A giant Iron Maiden rolled forward, and Todd was pushed gently inside the Iron Maiden.  "Be sure to climb onto each sword blade as it goes in" whispered Misty to Todd.  "Thanks..." Todd replied, quietly.  Misty and Lola shut and locked the giant Iron Maiden, and the two of them, along with Madame V. danced around it, taking swords from the stand in front of it, and each of them stuck a sword into the giant iron maiden, from bottom to top, and Todd inside climbed on to of each blade, which lay horizontally.

Then MdMe V. Misty, and Lola removed the swords as they danced, from Top to bottom, and Todd climbed down.  The girls unlocked the iron maiden, and released Todd.  "Whew!  Thanks!  I farted in there at the beginning!  I'm glad to finally get out!" Todd joked.  A drum rimshot played, and many audience members laughed and applauded.

Misty, Lola, and MdMe. V. playfully slapped Todd simultaneously, then they strapped Todd to a giant wheel, and tested it to make sure it spun properly.

"Know what I like about you, Todd?" asked Madame V.  "What?" asked Todd.  MdMe V. took out a very sharp knife "You're very...SHARP!" she said.....

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(julius i gotta say this is pretty funny XD)

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Lupe miyu fay akasha (who had just woken up) and Kylie laughed at madem vupines joke.

Kali giggled "This is enjoyable."

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Spy walked through the door and puffed smoke through the side of his mouth with the cigarette still at his lips.  He tapped ashes off it and put it back in his mouth.  He put the paper back into his suit and pulled out his caset and overed Cruxis a cigarette.  "Vant one, Meseur?"

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Cruxis cautiously took one and looked at it. "Thanks. I need one." He lit it up and took a drag. "Where are we going?

Sylum's attention zoned back to Kali. "Huh? what the show?" He asked embarrassed.

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Lupe miyu fay akasha (who had just woken up) and Kylie laughed at madem vupines joke.

Kali giggled "This is enjoyable."

Todd was strapped to a wheel target, and Lola whispered to him "Don't scream, Madame Vulpine has to have full concentration.." she then giggled, and MdMe V. said "Everyone, I'll need full concentration, so I don't hurt our volunteer!" she said.  Misty blindfolded MdMe V., and then French cancan music played as Madame V. threw the knives at Todd, as the wheel spun one way, then another.  Todd shut his eyes, and held his breath.  MdMe V. finished, and Todd was unharmed.  The knives formed a 5-point star around Todd, barely missing him.

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Cruxis cautiously took one and looked at it. "Thanks. I need one." He lit it up and took a drag. "Where are we going?

Sylum's attention zoned back to Kali. "Huh? what the show?" He asked embarrassed.

"No, Meseur, I do not vish to leavez zis prremesis."  He blew smoke away from Cruxis.  "I'm only looking forrr a cairtain 'rrrogue' operrrateev zat iz on zeh loose.  I came herrre to rrrelax and to enjoy myzelf herrre."

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Cruxis cautiously took one and looked at it. "Thanks. I need one." He lit it up and took a drag. "Where are we going?

Sylum's attention zoned back to Kali. "Huh? what the show?" He asked embarrassed.

"yeah and if you'll excuse me."She replied aimign the water pistol at Cruxis she fired the plasma blaster fired  water so well it could be a water sniper.
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"No, Meseur, I do not vish to leavez zis prremesis."  He blew smoke away from Cruxis.  "I'm only looking forrr a cairtain 'rrrogue' operrrateev zat iz on zeh loose.  I came herrre to rrrelax and to enjoy myzelf herrre."

"Rogue huh? Is he around here?" Cruxis asked taking another puff. As he pulled it away from his mouth the water hit his cigarette and went out. He shot a glare over to Kali and growled.

Sylum moved his wings around her and growled back his eyes going red. "Back off Cru....she was just playing."

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Spy laughed.  "Little mees haz a zense of humairr?  hmm... quite zeh catch, if I might add, Meseur Dragunn?"  He said, handing Cruxis another cigarette and bowing to Kali, taking out his cigarette.

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Madame V., Misty, and Lola  were back in their original stage outfits, and had been in them ever since they brought Todd up onto the stage.

They had so far placed Todd in the giant iron maiden, strapped him to a spinning knife target, and now...

"AND NOW, we will make our volunteer disappear into another dimension,by way of THIS BOX!" Madame Vulpine said, lowering her voice to an ominous tone at the words "THIS BOX".

A small Box was wheeled out onto stage by Misty and Lola.  The box was black, uut had the graphics and designs on it that you see in/on the background of the "Out Of This Dimension" level of SNES Star Fox (with the yellow 5 pointed stars, and the moons and planets with faces on them).  They turned the box around, then tilted it forward with the  lid open, and showed the bottom of the box, then they placed Todd in the box, but before they shut the lid, Misty whispered "Try not to throw up in there, Todd, the box spins awfully fast!".  "What!?" Todd asked, and Madame V. shut the lid of the box, locked it, and she, Lola, and Misty spun the box with Todd in it around very fast.

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"Sorry Sir I'm with the dragon"Kali giggled showing her engagemetn ring.

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Spy laughed.  "Little mees haz a zense of humairr?  hmm... quite zeh catch, if I might add, Meseur Dragunn?"  He said, handing Cruxis another cigarette and bowing to Kali, taking out his cigarette.

"Yea and that sense of humor put one hell of a headache into my skull." He muttered liting the new cigarette. He caught sight of the ring. "wait a second........WHAT!?!?!"

"Oh crap......"Sylum muttered covering her and himself with his wings.

(i have some stuff to do so i'll be back later)

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He swayed his head off to the left.  "Ahhhhh, Zat iz too bad."  He said with a friendly smile and swaying his cigarette.  "Bezt vishez to you both, zur fleur."  He said bowing again.  He looked around.  "May I join you, Meseur and zur fleur?"  He asked.

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Madame V., Misty, and Lola spun the box with Todd inside it, and Todd, who was squeezed in the box, held his hand over his mouth, and fought hard to not puke.  After being spun countless times, one way, then the other way, then back one way again, then the other way again.  The bottom of the box dropped out, and Todd slid down a shaft, into the basement.  "WHOOOOAAAA!" he cried, as he slid down the chute, and landed on a soft egg-crate pad under a movie lot-style stunt landing bag.  "OOOFFF!" he said.

Madame V and her lovely assistants, Misty and Lola, opened the box, and tilted it forward.  "He's gone!" announced Madame V. as they did this!.  They tilted the box back down, shut the lid, and Lola asked  Madame Vulpine "That was awesome!  Can you bring him back?" she asked.  Madame Vulpine looked away, nervously.  "Well?  Can you?" asked Misty eagerly.  "Uhh...funny story, really...I never learned the trick to bring anyone back from the dimension when I put them in the box, that's why I only use volunteers!" she said, shrugging as she smiled.

Madame V., Misty, and Lola all laughed, along with many of the audience members, and then Madame V. said "Well, that's our show, we hope you had fun, be sure to tip your waitresses, and thank you for attending, you've been a great crowd!  Let's hear it for Todd, wherever he is in the other dimension now, and my lovely assistants Misty Bluehour, and Lola Foxglove!" she said, and the three of them took a bow to the applause from the audience, and then Madame Vulpine, Misty, and Lola, blew kisses to the audience, and the curtains closed, concealing them and the stage.  The performance was over...

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Krystal waited back stage for the three she had walked out and left FOx a note telling him where she was "You think  you could include me and my friends next time Madam Vulpine?"Krystal asked.

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"Muah iz contrracted to eeliminate anozair spy."  He whispered sitting down in front of them.  "Bot I don't know vich pairzon is zeh uhzair spy.  He'z diz pairzon in zis pictair."  He said pulling out the paper, flapping it open, and sliding it to them.  He tapped at the image of the other spy, others had 'X's over recent targets.

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Krystal waited back stage for the three she had walked out and left FOx a note telling him where she was "You think  you could include me and my friends next time Madam Vulpine?"Krystal asked.

"Oh, of course, hon!" said Madame Vulpine.  "Yeah!  We're sorry, we didn't know you wanted to join in, or we would've grabbed you instead of Todd." said Lola.  Misty nodded "We just didn't know if you'd approve or not..."

"Did you like the performance, my dear?" asked Madame Vulpine.

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"Oh, of course, hon!" said Madame Vulpine.  "Yeah!  We're sorry, we didn't know you wanted to join in, or we would've grabbed you instead of Todd." said Lola.  Misty nodded "We just didn't know if you'd approve or not..."

"Did you like the performance, my dear?" asked Madame Vulpine.

"Wonderful."Krystal replied "So I'm just Curious Madame Vupline do you have a nickname?" Krystal asked.
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Madame V., Misty, and Lola spun the box with Todd inside it, and Todd, who was squeezed in the box, held his hand over his mouth, and fought hard to not puke.  After being spun countless times, one way, then the other way, then back one way again, then the other way again.  The bottom of the box dropped out, and Todd slid down a shaft, into the basement.  "WHOOOOAAAA!" he cried, as he slid down the chute, and landed on a soft egg-crate pad under a movie lot-style stunt landing bag.  "OOOFFF!" he said.

Madame V and her lovely assistants, Misty and Lola, opened the box, and tilted it forward.  "He's gone!" announced Madame V. as they did this!.  They tilted the box back down, shut the lid, and Lola asked  Madame Vulpine "That was awesome!  Can you bring him back?" she asked.  Madame Vulpine looked away, nervously.  "Well?  Can you?" asked Misty eagerly.  "Uhh...funny story, really...I never learned the trick to bring anyone back from the dimension when I put them in the box, that's why I only use volunteers!" she said, shrugging as she smiled.

Madame V., Misty, and Lola all laughed, along with many of the audience members, and then Madame V. said "Well, that's our show, we hope you had fun, be sure to tip your waitresses, and thank you for attending, you've been a great crowd!  Let's hear it for Todd, wherever he is in the other dimension now, and my lovely assistants Misty Bluehour, and Lola Foxglove!" she said, and the three of them took a bow to the applause from the audience, and then Madame Vulpine, Misty, and Lola, blew kisses to the audience, and the curtains closed, concealing them and the stage.  The performance was over...

Everyone: W00T!!!

Gerty:Amazing!

Annie: I wish i can do that....

Thunder: ..... Maybe not.

Annie: Oh, come on Thunder!

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"Wonderful."Krystal replied "So I'm just Curious Madame Vupline do you have a nickname?" Krystal asked.

No, darling, why?" Madame Vulpine asked Krystal.

Everyone: W00T!!!

Gerty:Amazing!

Annie: I wish i can do that....

Thunder: ..... Maybe not.

Annie: Oh, come on Thunder!

(thanks)

Todd exited the basement, and got the bouquet of flowers he had ready for Lola, and Conrad got his bouquet of flowers for Madame Vulpine, and Bill Grey joined them, he had a bouquet of flowers for Misty...the three of them waited in the girls' dressing room.

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