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*Ty and Ben enter the bar*

Ty: I cant take those schklonovs anymore. Gah! Make me want to go back to home planet.

Ben: Friggin A's

Razor: Hey, thats what I say!

Ben: Theyre annoying me.

Razor: Oh, Ben , I just realized, you dont have youre armor on!?

Ben: Ya, so?

Razor: So your a fox!?

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Sharp: Let's just drop the subject...

Thunder: Yeaaa....

Sharp: I'm bored....

A White Female Cat: *walks in the door*

Sharp: OOOH, I found someone!

Thunder: Sharp! Don't be the next Panther!!

Sharp: *leaves*

Thunder: Sigh....

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Thunder: *ears twitch* ehhh....

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Sharp: Hello thar, wuz your name?

White Cat: Esmeralda ((MAKIN PROFILE IN SITE))

Sharp: You're PREEETTTY

Esmeralda: Well, you're quite the man youself....

Sharp: Ahhhh haaaaaa.....

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Thunder:  :shock:O_o O_o

Scarr shakes his head and snickers.  "Guess I shouldn't ask."

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Thunder: Since WHEN did he get all so the 'ladies man' all of a sudden?! *mumbling*

Johnny: *comes in* Hey Thunder, where's Sharp?

Thunder: Hanging out with a girl....

Johnny: A GIRL!?! WHOA I NEED TO SEE THIS!!

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Ben: No s*** sherlock

Razor: *cough*strike 2 *cough*

Ben: Aw, C'MON!

May: *snickers*

Razor: Bartender, get me a very good non alchoholic drink.

Ben: Dont change the subject!

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Razor:Thanks! Now I need your crappiest drink you have.

May: What for

Razor: you'll see

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Another Female Cat: *Black Cat comes in* Oh hey Esmeralda!

Esmeralda: Oh hey, Annie (making profile in site), what bring you here?

Annie: *goes to table* Ah, nothing, came here to stop by, who's your friend?

Esmeralda: This is Sharp, a cute guy.

Sharp: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... *drools*

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Thunder: Ooooh, I like Annie!!! *floats to table*

Johnny: Not YOU!!! *holds on*

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(IN MIND)

Sarah: *slaps Thunder* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Thunder: Not now Sarah, I have personal stuff!

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Thunder: Hi Annie....

Annie: Hi, there!

Thunder: My name is Thunderstar, Thunder for short....

Annie: Nice to meet you!

Thunder: What to say now? You're PREEEETTTTYYY

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Razor:Thanks! Now I need your crappiest drink you have.

May: What for

Razor: you'll see

Bartender:  Lets see.. ahhh how does a shot of some spicy Scarab juice from Sauria sound?  *looks at others*  Its not drank that often here.

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Razor: Ya, let me have it.

Bartender:  *Pulls out a clay jar with Saurian writings on it* *Pops lid*  How many will it be, my fine sir?

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Bartender:  *Pours juice into two cups and drinks start to fizz*  OK, just let it sit for a few seconds, stir it, and they're all yours... or theirs.

(Sorry, man but I GOT to go to bed.  I couldn't sleep good for the past 3 days cause of a hard bed, stiff pillows, and a BUTT LOAD of Krystal Fanart and requests.  Sorry, Kursed, but give me some time to get started on the pic... haven't got the sleep I need :|)

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*minutes of stirring later*

Razor:*drinks one shot* GAH!!! Good enough for it. Ben, come here, I have to tell You something regarding being demoted.

Ben: Oh, ok, what is it.

Razor: *judo flips Ben then poors half of the second shot down his mouth*

Ben: GAH!!! THATS *cough* *gurgle* nasty!

Razor: No s*** sherlock

Ben: Man, you neeed to calm down

Razor: It was funny , and it was some revenge, but if you vomit it up within 2 days, youre demoted.

Ben: O-O-Ok

Razor: Now I got to make a special delivery to Marque.

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Sylum walked out of the bathroom. "Hmm seems to be a bit of commotion outside. Maybe I'll ask Razor." Sylum made his way over to Razor.

(off to work be back later)

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Dan woke up, having fallen sleep at the piano. S***...must've fallen asleep. He looks around, wondering what all he missed.

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*Marque enters*

Marque: Razor, ya wanted to talk to me?

Razor: Ya, come here.

Marque walks up to Razor. Razor hiptosses Marque onto the floor then pours the rest of the shot down his throat.

Marque: Gahhhh!!!! It burns!!! GAH!!!! * runs out of the bar*

Ben: Ha, he even reacted more like a baby then me!

May: *falls on the floor laughing*

Razor: Ben, do me a favor, go tell Marque if he throws it all up, hes demoted.

Ben: Yes sir!

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Rubbed his forehead, watching the goofballs near the entrance shout and yell, having a merry time being fools. Lucky. Wish I had the energy to join em' he thoguht to himself, still sort of lying on the piano.

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Ty:  :shock:

May: Haha, nice one Razor!

Razor: Ya, I think I had a buzz on the way over here cause I know I wouldnt have done it. Were off duty too and they think they can still be demoted.

May: retards.

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Sylum taps Razor on the back. "What the hell just happened?" he said as he watched one of Razor's men run out of the bar.

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Sylum taps Razor on the back. "What the hell just happened?" he said as he watched one of Razor's men run out of the bar.

Opens one eye, hearing Sylum speak. Heh. it's the guy who drinks alot. Kinda intimidating to be side by side to that huge guy, but he doesn't seem like the kind to start fights. He smakced his lips, sitll trying to wake himself up.

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Annie: Oh, are you talking about us?

Thunder and Sharp: *still drooling*

Johnny: Root beer sir, umm please!

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(He was actually talking to Wolf's group, but this can work)

Bartender:  I'll be back in just a few.  *Walks back behind the counter to retrieve the drinks*

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Tibeirus McCloud started laughing as he saw Sharp and Thunder drooling. He decided to walk over and greet himself. "Good evening, ladies, gents." he said, being as polite and straight formed as he could.

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Tibeirus McCloud started laughing as he saw Sharp and Thunder drooling. He decided to walk over and greet himself. "Good evening, ladies, gents." he said, being as polite and straight formed as he could.

He noticed the guy walking up to the bartender and the rest of the crew. Guess he's quite the sociable guy. he thought to himself, his tail slowly sweeping back and forth out of habbit.

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