Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (4 pages? not bad guys not bad.....you can do worse to me though XD.....sorry i was out for so long.)((Nice prank call btw julius XD))(I hear ya', while I was gone they went 8 pages....)((Thanks, dude, ))Todd prank called the bar Bartender: "Hello, Cornerian Bar!"Todd: "I'm looking for...Amanda Hugandkiss!"Bartender: "Just a sec...AMANDA HUGANDKISS! HEY EVERYBODY, I NEED AMANDA HUGANDKISS! WHY CAN'T I FIND AMANDA HUGANDKISS!?"Barfly: "Maybe your standards are too high!"Bar Patrons: HAAAA-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"Bartender: "Wait a minute...." *on phone* "Listen, you, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna jam a jumbo burrito down your throat, and stick a lighted road flare up your butt!"*slams down phone*Todd and Lola laughed, hearing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (I hear ya', while I was gone they went 8 pages....)((Thanks, dude, ))Todd prank called the bar Bartender: "Hello, Cornerian Bar!"Todd: "I'm looking for...Amanda Hugandkiss!"Bartender: "Just a sec...AMANDA HUGANDKISS! HEY EVERYBODY, I NEED AMANDA HUGANDKISS! WHY CAN'T I FIND AMANDA HUGANDKISS!?"Barfly: "Maybe your standards are too high!"Bar Patrons: HAAAA-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"Bartender: "Wait a minute...." *on phone* "Listen, you, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna jam a jumbo burrito down your throat, and stick a lighted road flare up your butt!"*slams down phone*Todd and Lola laughed, hearing this.(Hey, what about Myke Hawke? LOLOLOL ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (Hey, what about Myke Hawke? LOLOLOL )(Oh, that's a good one! xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ( -_-; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (I think I'll leave the bar to to you from now. It's simply impossible to keep up with all those posts when the time zone difference is as great as it is.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Marcus got up and started rubbing Lupe's back; waiting for her to wake up.Para went up to the counter and ordered a Blue Tide energy drink and leaned against the wall outside the bar.Scarr got up and trodded off back into the VIP room and ordered a bowl of chilli. "I know I shouldn't be getting this... but what the heck. It's food!"Shirrage outened his cigarette and sat at the step of the bar that wasn't drenched by the rain, and stared off into the parking lot (my GOD, I don't know how I'm still keeping up with my FC's lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Marcus got up and started rubbing Lupe's back; waiting for her to wake up.Para went up to the counter and ordered a Blue Tide energy drink and leaned against the wall outside the bar.Scarr got up and trodded off back into the VIP room and ordered a bowl of chilli. "I know I shouldn't be getting this... but what the heck. It's food!"Shirrage outened his cigarette and sat at the step of the bar that wasn't drenched by the rain, and stared off into the parking lot (my GOD, I don't know how I'm still keeping up with my FC's lol)(I've left a few behind..)"Hmm?"Lupe asked waking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (I've left a few behind..)"Hmm?"Lupe asked waking up.(ok) "Morning, sunshine..." He whispered to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 (ok) "Morning, sunshine..." He whispered to her."hmm."LUpe said falling to her back as if she had fainted it din't sound like she was breathing either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 [fill me in]Sophia sighed as she slid into her seat, rubbing her eyes. Yawning widely, she stretched her arms and set her head on the table, mumbling to herself as she did.[sweatshirt, skinny jeans, vans, no earrings in, multiple wristbands and cheap chain necklace. *coughsameasmecough*](Nothing much) "Hey Sophia what happened to your earrngs?" Ruby asked sitting next to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "hmm."LUpe said falling to her back as if she had fainted it din't sound like she was breathing either.Marcus just stared for a second and grinned. He jumped on top of her and started tickling her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Marcus just stared for a second and grinned. He jumped on top of her and started tickling her.Lupe din't respond (do CPR...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Marcus started panicing and started doing CPR. "What. The. Freak. Just. HAPPENED???!!!" He said, while pushing down each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Valenx slid in acros from sophia. "Tell me about it. I just got my Mercenary and bounty hunter licenses revoked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "Fine day, eh, D' Sorphian?" Para said to Shirrage, pulling off the cap and taking a swig of his drink.Shirrage looked around, then back out into the parking lot. "Yes... And how about yourself, Cornerian..?" He muttered back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sophia barely lifted her head and moaned a response:"Mmmpphh. Didn't feel like it, today's been sucky."She ordered some cheap wine and then immediately fell asleep, her head still in her arms. Her tail twitched while she slept and she muttered incomprehensibly.Ruby quickly swiched the wine out for a non-acholhalic drink adn waited for Sophia to wake up."Get Back on my7 moutH!"Lupe shouted pullign marcus' smuzzle to hers and kissing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ( kursed.....i love how you always throw a curve ball with your rp's XD)"Apparently my credentials didn't run though even though i've had these for years. As for my bounty licenses, it's cause i didn't bring in the dragon and the wolf." He mumbled taking of his ear piece and smashing it in his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Ruby quickly swiched the wine out for a non-acholhalic drink adn waited for Sophia to wake up."Get Back on my7 moutH!"Lupe shouted pullign marcus' smuzzle to hers and kissing him.Marcus put his hand to the side of her head and he kissed back.Para sneered and looked up at the ceiling. "Just your average day work as a hitman." He shrugged, "Nothing unusual or different. I've quit that line of duty. Get's WAAAAYYY to boring!""Mm-hmm... I see..." He said, looking over his shoulder at him. "What kind of 'hit missions' are you assigned to?"Para's eyes looked over at him and just grinned at him. "Well, if you're talking about bashing someone's skull into this wall," He knocks against it "Then, that's one way of putting it. The other, well, just slicing someone without noticing." He explained, showing his beam sabers, and turning them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "I see your reaction......I wouldn't be able to bring them in or kill them anyway. Even though they were complete asses back then. They are pretty much my only childhood friends." He said laughing. blood falling from his hand because of the crushed glass of the ear pieces screen. "I can't believe i even took that job.....""Love you too buddy...." Sylum yelled across the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sophia's face paled when she realized who he was referencing to and almost choked on her drink. She couldn't think of anything to say and her throat was completely dry.Eyes wide and a little freaked out, she hurriedly thought of a quick response. "U-um, ooh, that blows," she replied nervously, trying to avert the direction the conversation was going in. "I haven't had any job offers lately so I can't say much on the subject, though.""You want me too look up some Sophie I know a couple places who could use a good Secratary or some desk job."Ruby muttered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Shirrage stared at the sabers for a minute then back up at him. "...Any special reason for what you do...?"(Theme song plays as Para is about to discuss his past: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtDn1xab5c&feature=related)"Hmph! It's nothing that you would be interested in... So why bother?" He slammed the sabers into the ground and looked off. "If you might have noticed, THIS," He patted his chest. "Isn't my real body! I've been reconstructed several times due to constant fractures, bones shattered from falls, and countless cuts all over my body. Even though I endure them, the moments I spent killing those retched Aparoids will haunt me as long as these lungs and limps are still operational." He looked back at Shirrage. "Everyday I'm struck by those final ours of my life. I'm no longer the person I was back when the Aparoids hit. I've become... something greater, something that I can't even grasp the thought of yet." He held out his hands and clenched them. "This... is what a TRUE reconstruction feels like after you prove it and show it off to other bystanders... Just seeing them stare at you like you're some kind of animal is just satisfying, and knowing that you personally... Enjoy it." He started laughing after finishing and just slowed his laughs as the memories came back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sophia did a small, vague sigh of relief, but her ears flattened when she saw blood on his hand."Valenx, your hand..." she said breezily, rummaging around for a band-aid."Ah, I'm a mercenary and pilot, Kursed," Sophia laughed. "I do the ocassional side job since I'm not exactly the violent type."(umm that was Ruby...)"OH well in that case maybe I could get you into Starfox's merc program..."Ruby said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "What's wrong with my......?" He said as he caught a glimpse of the blood flowing out of his hand. "Oh crap....." He opened his hand and a inch and half long piece of glass was lodged in his hand. "Well this is a predicament. Wonder why i didn't feel it sooner.......Oh ok there it is." He said wincing and grabbing his wrist. trying to stop the blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "What's wrong with my......?" He said as he caught a glimpse of the blood flowing out of his hand. "Oh crap....." He opened his hand and a inch and half long piece of glass was lodged in his hand. "Well this is a predicament. Wonder why i didn't feel it sooner.......Oh ok there it is." He said wincing and grabbing his wrist. trying to stop the blood."SLYUM!!!!" Kali siad runing out of the womens restroom her legs crossed tightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "Whoa whoa whoa what's wrong?" He asked standing up and rushing over to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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