Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The phone rang, and the bartender answered it. "Cornerian Bar!" he said. He listened on the phone for a minute, and said "Okay, hold on..." he then shouted "HEY, EVERYBODY! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!" then he paused, and said "...wait a minute!". The caller on the other end hung up, and everyone in the bar laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (Julius wtf lmao) Valenx got of his and walked up to bar noticing Cruxis and shirrage. "And just what the hell happened to him?" he asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (Julius wtf lmao) Valenx got of his and walked up to bar noticing Cruxis and shirrage. "And just what the hell happened to him?" he asked."He's on an antidote I injected into him to help him sleep easier." He explained. "It should wear off in a couple of hours..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The phone rang, and the bartender answered it. "Cornerian Bar!" he said. He listened on the phone for a minute, and said "Okay, hold on..." he then shouted "HEY, EVERYBODY! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!" then he paused, and said "...wait a minute!". The caller on the other end hung up, and everyone in the bar laughed.(Julius wtf lmao) (Bart Simpson's prank call to Moe's, on a Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "What happ......nevermind. Knowing him, it was probably something stupid." he said sitting down across from cruxis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Shirrage shrugged and thumped his cigarette away. "Well... I can't really put my finger on that just yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Whatever. As long as he's ok." He said looking over at cruxis.(looks like it's gonna be us again for a while lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Shirrage shrugged again and leaned back in his seat.(Yeah, it looks that way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Just make sure he doesn't die." Valenx laughed going inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "He's not..." He replied, and kept watch on Cruxis. He started nodding his head whenever a song popped up in his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (lol nothing really, Cruxis visited and ex of his while a few wana-be thugs were trying to torch and kill her and he got VERY banged up after him and shirrage went running from cops on street bikes. XD)Cruxis sat up yelling. "I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YO......" He noticed where he was and put his hand on his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (lol nothing really, Cruxis visited and ex of his while a few wana-be thugs were trying to torch and kill her and he got VERY banged up after him and shirrage went running from cops on street bikes. XD)Cruxis sat up yelling. "I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YO......" He noticed where he was and put his hand on his forehead.Shirrage pulled out a cigarette and smirked. "Don't need to ask..." He said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (Lol parents won't let you?)"Those are the best days." he smiled back. Wow this girl is cool. He thought to himself with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Para started tossing his sabers, not turned on, up in the air, and kept doing this for quite some time. He caught one, set it down on the table, and caught the other by his side, and it buzzed on. He, then, twirled it around in one place, and started going in a circle with it.Scarr finished his sundae, and threw it away. He walked back to a booth and stared out the window, just zoning out in thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "I love that smell. It's fresh but not." he chuckled seeing her blush. "You feeling ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Para snatched the saber, and turned it off. "*Sigh*... Is there ANYTHING better to do than twirl my sabers around like some color guard cheerleader...?" He said, and holstered them. Scarr sneezed, shooting snott at the window and he backed away; looking around to make sure no one saw him. "eewwwoohhh, boy... that's not cool.." He picked up a napkin and started wiping it off, making a funny face while doing it. "eeeeccchhhhhhh... nasty, bro... just NAAASSTTIIIEEEEE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Then why are your cheeks red as cherries?" He asked with a smile.(i lol'd to that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Oh, yeah, I'm totally, uh, fine! Fickle as a pickle!" she stammered stupidly, her cheeks still pink. She awkwardly picked up her drink and sipped it slowly to avoid embarrassing herself further.[bwahhaha. fickle as a pickle!](nice)"Hey Sophia I got the whole collection of disney movies today what do you want to whacth?"Ruby asked as she walked to sophia and sat down next to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Funny as.....a.....hehe.....bunny...?" he bust out laughing. "How do you come up with this stuff?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "You are one funny girl." He smiled warmly. " So you never told me why you were blushing." he smiled mischievously. this is an odd feeling i'm having. he thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylum Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (We'll pick this up tomorrow XD)"I'm sure it's something if you're turning even redder. Come on you can tell me." He smiled welcomingly as to not embarrass her anymore."No man. I'm fine really." Cruxisa said breathing heavily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 He nodded, and instead put it in his lips, and lit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 He nodded, and instead put it in his lips, and lit it. "Marcus could you grab us dinner?"Lupe asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Marcus could you grab us dinner?"Lupe asked."Sure. What would you like? What we had last time?" He asked, while tapping the screen of his communicator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Sure. What would you like? What we had last time?" He asked, while tapping the screen of his communicator.'hmmm...get me some mozzarella sticks."Lupe replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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