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The phone rang, and the bartender answered it.  "Cornerian Bar!" he said.  He listened on the phone for a minute, and said "Okay, hold on..." he then shouted "HEY, EVERYBODY!  I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!" then he paused, and said "...wait a minute!".  The caller on the other end hung up, and everyone in the bar laughed.

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(Julius wtf lmao)                                                                                            Valenx got of his and walked up to bar noticing Cruxis and shirrage. "And just what the hell happened to him?" he asked.

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(Julius wtf lmao)                                                                                            Valenx got of his and walked up to bar noticing Cruxis and shirrage. "And just what the hell happened to him?" he asked.

"He's on an antidote I injected into him to help him sleep easier."  He explained.  "It should wear off in a couple of hours..."

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The phone rang, and the bartender answered it.  "Cornerian Bar!" he said.  He listened on the phone for a minute, and said "Okay, hold on..." he then shouted "HEY, EVERYBODY!  I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!" then he paused, and said "...wait a minute!".  The caller on the other end hung up, and everyone in the bar laughed.

(Julius wtf lmao)                                                                                         

(Bart Simpson's prank call to Moe's, on a Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" xD)

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"What happ......nevermind. Knowing him, it was probably something stupid." he said sitting down across from cruxis.

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"Whatever. As long as he's ok." He said looking over at cruxis.

(looks like it's gonna be us again for a while lol)

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"Just make sure he doesn't die." Valenx laughed going inside.

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(lol nothing really, Cruxis visited and ex of his while a few wana-be thugs were trying to torch and kill her and he got VERY banged up after him and shirrage went running from cops on street bikes. XD)

Cruxis sat up yelling. "I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YO......" He noticed where he was and put his hand on his forehead.

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(lol nothing really, Cruxis visited and ex of his while a few wana-be thugs were trying to torch and kill her and he got VERY banged up after him and shirrage went running from cops on street bikes. XD)

Cruxis sat up yelling. "I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YO......" He noticed where he was and put his hand on his forehead.

Shirrage pulled out a cigarette and smirked.  "Don't need to ask..."  He said.

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(Lol parents won't let you?)

"Those are the best days." he smiled back. Wow this girl is cool. He thought to himself with a smile.

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Para started tossing his sabers, not turned on, up in the air, and kept doing this for quite some time.  He caught one, set it down on the table, and caught the other by his side, and it buzzed on.  He, then, twirled it around in one place, and started going in a circle with it.

Scarr finished his sundae, and threw it away.  He walked back to a booth and stared out the window, just zoning out in thought.

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"I love that smell. It's fresh but not." he chuckled seeing her blush. "You feeling ok?"

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Para snatched the saber, and turned it off.  "*Sigh*... Is there ANYTHING better to do than twirl my sabers around like some color guard cheerleader...?"  He said, and holstered them. 

Scarr sneezed, shooting snott at the window and he backed away; looking around to make sure no one saw him.  "eewwwoohhh, boy... that's not cool.."  He picked up a napkin and started wiping it off, making a funny face while doing it.  "eeeeccchhhhhhh... nasty, bro... just NAAASSTTIIIEEEEE!!!"

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"Then why are your cheeks red as cherries?" He asked with a smile.

(i lol'd to that)

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"Oh, yeah, I'm totally, uh, fine! Fickle as a pickle!" she stammered stupidly, her cheeks still pink. She awkwardly picked up her drink and sipped it slowly to avoid embarrassing herself further.

[bwahhaha. fickle as a pickle!]

(nice)

"Hey Sophia I got the whole collection of disney movies today what do you want to whacth?"Ruby asked as she walked to sophia and sat down next to her.

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"Funny as.....a.....hehe.....bunny...?" he bust out laughing. "How do you come up with this stuff?"

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"You are one funny girl." He smiled warmly. " So you never told me why you were blushing." he smiled mischievously. this is an odd feeling i'm having.  he thought.

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(We'll pick this up tomorrow XD)

"I'm sure it's something if you're turning even redder. Come on you can tell me." He smiled welcomingly as to not embarrass her anymore.

"No man. I'm fine really." Cruxisa said breathing heavily.

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He nodded, and instead put it in his lips, and lit it.

"Marcus could you grab us dinner?"Lupe asked.
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"Marcus could you grab us dinner?"Lupe asked.

"Sure.  What would you like?  What we had last time?"  He asked, while tapping the screen of his communicator.

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"Sure.  What would you like?  What we had last time?"  He asked, while tapping the screen of his communicator.

'hmmm...get me some mozzarella sticks."Lupe replied.
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