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Todd prank called the bar from the pay phone outside

Todd: "Is there a 'Heywood U. Cuddleme' there?"

Bartender: "Just a sec...HEYWOOD U. CUDDLEME? YOU, BIG GUY IN THE BACK, HEYWOOD U. CUDDLEME?"

*A huge, angry looking bar patron glares at the bartender*

Bartender: "Ohhh...geez!  Forget it!"

The bartender then realized it was a prank call

Bartender: "Why you...I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!"

Todd laughed and hung up the phone.

(XD Gotta love the Simpsons)

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"You too Krystal. I need to talk to you." He said walking to the other end of the steps. "Whats going on? She told me to ask you what's wrong."

(lulz i'm reading the old bar. on page 75 XD)

"I don't think she likes seeing you fighting."KRystal muttered  following cruixis (WHO IS IT!!!!!!!)
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(Who is what?)

"Well i figured that. Is anything else bothering her?" he asked worriedly.

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(Who is what?)

"Well i figured that. Is anything else bothering her?" he asked worriedly.

(Stop using pronouns.)"I'm not sure."Krystal replied.
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(oops my bad XD)

"oh ok. We're always like that though. Anywa.....Ruby. Can i talk to you in private?" He asked.

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(oops my bad XD)

"oh ok. We're always like that though. Anywa.....Ruby. Can i talk to you in private?" He asked.

"Sure."Ruby replied.
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"What's weird about me? you still never told me the whole pont of that conversation." Cruxis said

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"What's weird about me? you still never told me the whole pont of that conversation." Cruxis said

Ruby shrugged "Sorry just a excuse because honeslty Cruixis I don't really like you your still my friend it's just I don't like like you.."Ruby replied.
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"Is there anything i can change to maybe change that outlook?" He asked.

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"Is there anything i can change to maybe change that outlook?" He asked.

"at the moment no, Sorry." Ruby replied.
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"It's ok. I'm fine with it." He smiled at her. "As long as we're still cool as friends." He said holding his hand out to her.

(GAGH why can i not sleep T_T)

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"It's ok. I'm fine with it." He smiled at her. "As long as we're still cool as friends." He said holding his hand out to her.

(GAGH why can i not sleep T_T)

(Because I'm going to sleep :P)

"Yeah as long as you don't prove my opinion of you wrong."Ruby muttered not taking his hand.

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He chuckled and rubbed his forehead. "Same old RUby. I won't prove you wrong. I promise." He smiled at her.

(So it's your fault i can't sleep!?!?! lulz.....yea i'm out too g'night kursed XD)

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Roxane had walked off while Cruxis spoke to them, and sat against the wall curled up, and her head against her knees; covered by her arms.

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"well thanks for just talking ruby." he said walking over to roxanne. "Hey. Can you tell me what's wrong now? They didn't know and i'm getting worried about you" he said kneeling down next to her.

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Have you two forgotten already why...?  She thought to them both and squeezed herself when she heard Cruxis.  "Don't be..."  She quietly said with her head in against her knees.  "...They've obviously forgot about how much fighting relates back to my last family..."  She muttered and shook a little.

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"I'm sorry for the way sy and myself acted. I had no idea." he hugged her trying to comfort her. "You are a friend of mine. Of course i'm going to worry about you."

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Roxane didn't hug back, but set her head onto his arm to thank him.  She slightly brought her head up, only revealing her eyes as she stared off out into the park blankly; her eyes red from crying.

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Cruxis sat down next to her with and arm still behind her. He pulled her a bit closer so she can lean on him. "Everything is gonna be ok. I wont let whatever happened in your past ever come around again."

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She resisted a little and looked away.  "Thank you...  But my 'other' family will not have anything to do with me now... So what's the point in protecting me if they aren't going to do anything...?"  She murmured under her breath and leaned against the wall.

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"Incase one of them gets the smart idea to try something. Anything can happen and i am not willing to let something like that happen. Ever." he said pulling his arm back.

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Have you two forgotten already why...?  She thought to them both and squeezed herself when she heard Cruxis.  "Don't be..."  She quietly said with her head in against her knees.  "...They've obviously forgot about how much fighting relates back to my last family..."  She muttered and shook a little.

"That's a innacurate statement."Ruby muttered walking up to Roxane."mom will be back later she went to get us something."she explained.
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(i don't think much has happened. Valenx is still sitting with Sophia at the poker table and Cruxis is with Roxanne and Ruby outside)

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"Mind if i come with you?" he asked her standing up also. "This place is getting kinda stuffy."

"Oh hey Ruby. What's up?" He asked looking up at the female lupine.

(Cat how long are you going to be on for? cause i got to go fold clothes now T_T)

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