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This is a scene I just came up with in my head.

:panther: Ahhh, the lovely Krystal. I am--

Me: Yeah, yeah, we already know who you are, you spouted out your friggin' name for everyone to hear when you got here... Dips**t.

:panther: --and here's to us--

Me: *Looks to Fox* Can I kill him now?

:panther: Make me mad and your life's as good as gone!

Me:... Now can I kill him?

:panther: I can't believe this... I... I've been...

Me: Outgunned... get used to it, jack@$$.

:panther: I believe the comm records would point you toward Fichina...

:wolf: You Talk to much.

Me: If you don't like it, just remember one thing: I've got more guns than you do.

(^ I bet no one will get the reference from that last comment.)

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Guest Julius Quasar

Me: If you don't like it, just remember one thing: I've got more guns than you do.

(^ I bet no one will get the reference from that last comment.)

(The Punisher)

:krystal: "Fox! You came to help me, didn't you?"

Me: "Uhhh, yeah!  Lemme help you...(out of that jumpsuit, heh heh!)" >=]

:falco: "These things are just making me madder and madder!"

Me: "Falco mad! Falco smash!  Get revenge on world! Rraaaarrrrrhhhhrrr!"

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(Darn! You got it!...

... I can't come up with anything else ATM.)

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:krystal: Slippy! You've already got enemies behind you!

:slippy: Yikes! Help me out here!

:falco: You havent changed a bit Slip.

Me: Good one, Falco!

:krystal: Eww.. Its disgusting!

Me: You have NOT seen distugsting, sister.

:wolf: Cant let you do that, Star Fox!

Me: *downs Wolf* Oh look! I just did!  Watch, Im gonna do it again. *restarts level*

:panther: Make me mad and youre as good as gone!

Me: Oh, shut up. You cant even keep your eyes on your own radar.

:panther: How could this be I-I've been...

Me: Taken out by a guy with a brain. Get used to it.

:panther: Ahhh, the lovely Krystal. I am--

Me: No one cares! Get the hint?

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:krystal: Slippy! You've already got enemies behind you!

:slippy: Yikes! Help me out here!

:falco: You havent changed a bit Slip.

Me: Good one, Falco!

:krystal: Eww.. Its disgusting!

Me: You have NOT seen distugsting, sister.

:wolf: Cant let you do that, Star Fox!

Me: *downs Wolf* Oh look! I just did!  Watch, Im gonna do it again. *restarts level*

:panther: Make me mad and youre as good as gone!

Me: Oh, shut up. You cant even keep your eyes on your own radar.

:panther: How could this be I-I've been...

Me: Taken out by a guy with a brain. Get used to it.

:panther: Ahhh, the lovely Krystal. I am--

Me: No one cares! Get the hint?

lol red.

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rob: i've never seen such an huge enymy!

me: that is because you never played shadow of colossus.

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:wolf: Can't let you fo that, Star Fox!

Me: He-hey! Look who's back! The D**khead!

:leon: Who do you think I am?!

Me: Target practice. Now hold still...

:leon: Me? ME???

Me: Yes, you! YOU!!! Now hold the f**k still...

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(The Punisher)

:krystal: "Fox! You came to help me, didn't you?"

Me: "Uhhh, yeah!  Lemme help you...(out of that jumpsuit, heh heh!)" >=]

  :krystal:-Sigh-

me:*holding dual beam swords.*

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(The Punisher)

:krystal: "Fox! You came to help me, didn't you?"

Me: "Uhhh, yeah!  Lemme help you...(out of that jumpsuit, heh heh!)" >=]

  :krystal:-Sigh-

me:*holding dual beam swords.*

^ (Is that what you meant to do, Kursed?)

:falco: "Don't start whining, I'm almost there!"

Me: "Hurry up, or I'll make you clean every Arwing in our fleet with a toothbrush!"

Sentry Bot: "Destroy Intruders!"

Me: "You mean 'Destroy Intruder', singular, there's only one of me...Grammar! Grammar, Grammar! 'F!'..."

Aparoid Queen: "Bow before us! Submit to us!"

Me: *in an English accent* "WEEEEEE are NOT amused!"

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Falco: What?! Slippy's engauged?! To like.....a girl?

Me: Use your head falco, he looks gay, sounds gay, but is NOT gay! (I don't think)

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:slippy: Maybe you should give me a ride sometime, Wolf!

:wolf:  Shut your trap, toad...

:falco:  HUH??  Who's this broad?

:panther:  Quiet, bird!

:falco:  Wuh-wuz dat?

Me:  *sings*  Jesus loves me...

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:slippy: Maybe you should give me a ride sometime, Wolf!

:wolf:  Shut your trap, toad...

:falco:  HUH??  Who's this broad?

:panther:  Quiet, bird!

:falco:  Wuh-wuz dat?

Me:  *sings*  Jesus loves me...

That didn't make much sense.

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:krystal:THanks FOx your pretty good, In a pinch.

Me:By that she means Thanks alot Fox *Blows kiss*

Miyu;YEEEHAAWW!

me:LET"S ROCK THESE VENOMIANS  BACK HOME!

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:slippy: UH OH! I'm in trouble!

ME: When are you not?!

:peppy: Do a barrel roll!

ME: I JUST DID 5 F**KEN TIMES SO SHUT UP!

:panther: Allow me to introduce myself--

ME: Don't start...

:falco: What in the world is that giant thing?! It looks nasty!

ME: That's what she said

:krystal: Fox! There's someone on my tail

ME: NO FAIR!!!

:wolf: Can't let you do that Star Fox!

ME: I can and I will. So SHUT UP B***H!

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Hi,

LOL, interesting thoughts xD

After throwing a nova bomb on Katina (N64)

Bill:  "FOX, thats one of ours!"

Me: "Yeah, and five of them!"

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:panther: ...When this is all over, I want a first-class meal.

Me: I'll give you a first-class foot up your @$$ if you don't shut up!

:wolf: Keep your advice to yourself and your eyes front, pup!

Me: Oh, stfu, you're not helping.

:peppy: You have enemies behind you! Do a loop!

Me: HUH??? Arent you...

:leon: What's the matter, falco? you're shaking.

Me: Did I ask for you to interrupt, Jack@$$?

:slippy: Uh-Oh! I'm in trouble!

Me: If those aparoids don't waste you, I will.

:falco: You're a basket case, slippy!

Me: Don't think you're not on my s**tlist, too, dumb@$$.

:krystal: Fox, I've got enemies on my tail!

Me: Dammit, gimmie a break, people!

:fox: Who or what are you??

Me: Let's think about that for a second... ooh, this is such a confusing question... It's Pigma--Aparoid-ified.

:pigma: *cackles* Incred--

*Turns off gamecube* I give up. *Goes to watch Red vs Blue*

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Andrew: I MUST PUT A END TO OUR RELATION SHIP...

me:Really why don't you just run again it seemd to work well...Dummy

ANdrewSTarfox eh work him over!

Me:With what? KRystal blackmail? that'd work alot better

Andrew:Is this guy some sort of Demon Bah I'll handle him

Either he's a angel of death or you just suck that bad  my moneys on the second one.:P

:krystal:: Seem pretty deticated for a bunch of Hired guns.

Very good point Krystal why din't someone listen to this?

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:bill: Fox! That was one of ours!!!

Me: How the F**k was I supposed to know?

:wolf: Can't let you do that, Star Fox.

Me: *mumbling to myself* First, I'm gonna wring his neck. Then, I'm gonna shoot him. Then, I'll kick his @$$ right off the rooftop of that building over there!

(I can bet no one is going to get that reference ^^^)

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:falco: Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.

Me: You know, you don't have to be such a d**k

--AND--

:krystal: But... where did Pigma go?

Me: Yeah, where the f**k DID he go? I'm starving and I'm out of bacon!

:panther: Ah, the lovely Krystal. Words--

Me: Hey, f**khead, stfu before I waste you. Wolf, where the hell is Pigma? I'm hungry...

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:falco: Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.

Me: You know, you don't have to be such a d**k

--AND--

:krystal: But... where did Pigma go?

Me: Yeah, where the f**k DID he go? I'm starving and I'm out of bacon!

:panther: Ah, the lovely Krystal. Words--

Me: Hey, f**khead, stfu before I waste you. Wolf, where the hell is Pigma? I'm hungry...

good ones, dude!

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Thx... did you, by chance, get the reference from my previous post in this thread? (The one above Hatsworth's)

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Guest Julius Quasar

Thx... did you, by chance, get the reference from my previous post in this thread? (The one above Hatsworth's)

no, sorry...

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