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I've had a few moments, kinda hard to think of em though since there's so many, but a few that come to mind are when in SF64 when you have to save Falco for the first time and Peppy says, "Use the boost to chase!", I respond with, "I'm too bad ass to boost", or in Adventures when Queen Earthwalker was talking about Tricky's flame command, I said, "Really, triceratops have the ability to breathe fire now, when were they discovered as the missing link to dragons?" I also remember yelling at Panther a few times in Assault, mostly because I have extreme dislike for him because I beat Command before Assault, like when he mentions his favorite cafe, I said, "Really, you're a space pirate and you have a favorite CAFE, on Corneria of all places?" And of course when he asks Krystal, "Would you like to ride on my wing, Krystal?" my response was, "Really...just...really there Panther, that's the best you can come up with?" And I have yelled at the T.V. a few times when Krystal is in danger in the game, because when those purple arrows come up, I'm already in motion to assist her before her call for help even comes in, and I'll either yell at the enemies to get the hell away from her, or, if she flies behind a building, I'll be like, "NOOOO! I can't shoot through buildings Krystal, come back towards me so I can kill the bastids!"

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:fox::*Saves krystal*

:krystal::*takes staff and pushes Fox down the hole* My staff....

me:I soo saw that coming.

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:panther: : Do you want to ride on my wing, Krystal?

Me: That's what he said.

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*Currently on Wolf's wolfen with that automatic-like gun*

:wolf: : When the time comes, just act. - (I think this is something close to what wolf really said.)

Me: lol. Okay. *Points the gun at Wolf then presses and holds down the trigger.*

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Guest Julius Quasar

:krystal: "I feel as if I'm fading away!"

Me: "Just like Greg Kinnear"

:krystal: "It's all right, Fox!  I'm protected by all of your warm feelings!"

Me: "Can you protect me with some of YOUR warm feelings...?"

:wolf: "You're a pitiful sight, pup!"

Me: "Nah, your bionic eye is on the fritz..."

:falco: "Attack the enemy fighters!  I'm cruisin' over here!"

Me: "I ain't paying you to cruise, Falco! WTF!?"

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Wolf: Can let you do that Star Fox!

Me: Then turn around.

Peppy:Do a BARREL ROLL

Fox:Make me

*two seconds later fox is shot down*

Falco:Wow..peppy actually said good advice..thats as crazy as slippy getting married

Slippy:I HEARD THAT

Slippy:FOX HELP ME!

Fox:WHATS THE MATTER NOW

Slippy:I CANT TIE MY SHOES

Fox:I CANT DO THAT FOR YOU MAYBE PEPPY CAN

Peppy:DO A BARREL ROLL

FOX:OR not...

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no, sorry...

Well, that was an Unreal II reference. I'll explain later.

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:slippy: Uh-Oh! I'm in trouble!

Me: I'M HAVIN' FROG LEGS TAHNITE!!!

:fox:  O_o    :shock:

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Falco: See my ship? Does it look OK to you?!

Me: YES! Blame the low polygon count!

Ha! Good one!

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Falco: See my ship? Does it look OK to you?!

Me: YES! Blame the low polygon count!

:lolhyst: Hilarious! Nice job! ^

Well, that was an Unreal II reference. I'll explain later.

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oh...

:slippy: Uh-Oh! I'm in trouble!

Me: I'M HAVIN' FROG LEGS TAHNITE!!!

:fox:  O_o    :shock:

haha! nice! ^  :lol:

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After a particularly bad attempt at saving Peppy...

Peppy: Your father helped me like that too.

Me: Yeesh. I kinda hoped not.

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After a particularly bad attempt at saving Peppy...

Peppy: Your father helped me like that too.

Me: Yeesh. I kinda hoped not.

Krystal:Don't be so cocky!

Slippy:Uh-oh i'm in trouble

Me:OKay 1.THE TELEPATH OF THE TEAM WARNED You 2 YOU KNOW YOUR NOT A GOOD PILOT! So Give me a good reason to save you  otherwise  i think you should learn your lesson the hard way. You going down frog boy. Oh and if you burn up in the atmopshere tell me i want your frog legs for food.

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Krystal:Don't be so cocky!

Slippy:Uh-oh i'm in trouble

Me:OKay 1.THE TELEPATH OF THE TEAM WARNED You 2 YOU KNOW YOUR NOT A GOOD PILOT! So Give me a good reason to save you  otherwise  i think you should learn your lesson the hard way. You going down frog boy. Oh and if you burn up in the atmopshere tell me i want your frog legs for food.

I agree! ^ :lolhyst:

:falco: "You okay Fox? This is taking too long!"

Me: "I can do the job fast, or I can do the job right, you numbskull!"

:krystal: "We have to believe in Fox!"

Me: "THANK YOU!"

:slippy: "This base, it looks...rather tasty!"

Me: "Eat s***, Slippy."

:peppy: "The quadrant was THIS close to being lost!"

Me: "Way to doubt my abilities to fight the Ruffians, Peppy!"

:wolf: "What's the problem, are you done already?"

Me: "If that was true, your stupid ass would've been shot down by now..."

:leon: "Who do you think I am!?"

Me: "I think you're a crappy pilot!"

:panther: "Make me mad, and your life's as good as gone!"

Me: "Even with my life gone, it would still be a better life than yours..."

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:panther:: Make me mad and your  life is good as gone.

Me:Bet you wouldn't say that to a lady.

:falco:Me I hate the cold.

Me:really i didn't notice you were such a chicken Falco maybe you should  get a fur coat oh wait YOU CAN"T BECAUSE YOU"D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE!

:slippy:We can launch a Attack at any time!

Me:really I Din't notice SINCE YOU GUYS ARE AFRAID OF A LITTLE COLD!

:falco:Yeah, Me too Just get rit of that Blizzard. will ya.

:krystal:You all need to stop being awfully Selfish.

I know your Visabilty is poor but aim for the towers.

Me:I find it Funny that the youngest member of the team is the wisest  YOU GUYS SUCK!

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  :panther: Make me mad and your life's as good as gone!

Me: Make me mad and you'll be my new fur coat!

:peppy: You've got enemies behind you! Do a loop!

Me: Shut it, bunny boy, or I'll turn you into rabbit stew!

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:katt: How dare you mess up my pretty face!

:falco: since when was it pretty...

*fox goes through the whole lvl by himself iwth almost no health and falco is shot once*

:falco: DOES MY SHIP LOOK OK TO YOU!

:fox: Not compared to mine!

:falco: Fox,you stink as a pilot!If int wasnt for me you...

*fox lasers falco down*

:slippy: thxs,he was getting on my nerves

:fox: you to princess!

*kills slippy*

[i make fun of slippys voice sounding like a girls alot...]

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:slippy: "I'm just saying they did well with all these outdated machines."

Me: "Cram a Betamax tape in it, Slippy!"

:falco: "Bah! I ate that!"

Me: "I got something else for you to eat!"

:krystal: "Whew! Thanks, Fox, I thought I was done for!"

Me: "Well, thanks for having faith in my ability to rescue you!" [/sarcasm]

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:slippy: "I'm just saying they did well with all these outdated machines."

Me: "Cram a Betamax tape in it, Slippy!"

:falco: "Bah! I ate that!"

Me: "I got something else for you to eat!"

:krystal: "Whew! Thanks, Fox, I thought I was done for!"

Me: "Well, thanks for having faith in my ability to rescue you!" [/sarcasm]

:slippy: "I'm just saying they did well with all these outdated machines."

me:I've seen a mechanic much better than you IN OTHER GAMES!!

:falco: "Bah! I ate that!"

me:you can eat my tail afterwards since you suck so much.

:krystal: "Whew! Thanks, Fox, I thought I was done for!"

Me:No offence to you krystal but IF NINTENDO WOULD MAKE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER SPAWN EASIER TO FIND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE SOONER!!!!

:katt: How dare you mess up my pretty face!

:falco: since when was it pretty...

:krystal:+Kursed and other females SINCE WE SAID SO *Dog piles Falco.*

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ummm i forgot it, lame....

oh yeah, geeze that was lame anyway...

how bout:

me: Arrr!!! (out of anger and frustration)

sarumarine: Drop the crane? Now?

shogun: "cocky little freaks!!!"

me: You called.

Fox:Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry.

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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:leon: Who do you think I am?!?

Me: My next meal, that's who.

:panther: I can't believe this... I... I've been...

Me: Skinned? Yeah, I figured as much, f**khead.

:pigma: Since I'm here, I'll just help myself to this!

Me: *Grabs fork & knife* I WILL HAVE MY BACON!!!! BACON BACON BACON!!!!

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:slippy: "I'm just saying they did well with all these outdated machines."

me:I've seen a mechanic much better than you IN OTHER GAMES!!

:falco: "Bah! I ate that!"

me:you can eat my tail afterwards since you suck so much.

:krystal: "Whew! Thanks, Fox, I thought I was done for!"

Me:No offence to you krystal but IF NINTENDO WOULD MAKE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER SPAWN EASIER TO FIND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE SOONER!!!!

:katt: How dare you mess up my pretty face!

:falco: since when was it pretty...

:krystal:+Kursed and other females SINCE WE SAID SO *Dog piles Falco.*

poor falco  :lol: after they dog pile him they do this to him  :collapse:
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Guest Para Astaroth

Geeze, these aren't very nice comebacks.

(Yeah, I just stop because mine aren't that great, so I just keep them to myself :?)

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