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Star_Dragon

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In this game, we kill each other in any way possible. Nothing graphic, bloody, or anything like that.

What you do is you kill the above poster in any way you can imagine. Example:

I kill the above poster by sawing their head off with a plastic comb.

Now, the posts don't have to be exactly like this, but you get the basic idea. Now, let us begin!

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I beat you to death with a squeaky golden hammer.

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I sneeze, blowing you trough the wall and killing you instantly.

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I gas you to death... with my farts.

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I skewer Para through the heart with a hair from my goatee.

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I render Hatsworth's brain useles with a spitball

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I drop an anvil on the above poster's head.

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I drown you in pancake syrup. Tastes good before you die, right?

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Guest Para Astaroth

I laminate you to a Barbie doll magazine so little girls can pull you apart; limb by limb, slowly and painfully.

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Gah!!! For that, I bash you to death with broccoli.

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i will force you to drink an corrosive liquid. (i didn't put acid because somebody may think that is something about drugs.)

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(MY INSIDES!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!)

I perform a colorful fatality on you with a coat hanger and an electric toaster.

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i put you inside an fullly locked room with slippy, all that you have is an pencil, or you choose to stay in an room with an bullet-proof glass roof in the middle of the desert. what do you choose?

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I'd pick being stuck in a room with slippy. 'Cuz I can kill him.

For puting me in a room with slippy, I swat you to death with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I hack you to pieces with a plastic sword.

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(damn... I'm running out of ways to kill you.)

In a whirlwind of sadistic inspiration, I type a full-page explanation of how I plan to kill you. I print it, take it to you, and give you a papercut across the neck with it. I then force-feed you tha paper. You die from an alergic reaction to the kind of ink I used.

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I drop a steam roller on your head. Have fun trying to get out from under it.

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