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I stuff you in an oven and weld it shut, then set the oven to BROIL.

Char-Broiled poster, anyone?

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Delicious flesh on... Oh my It's everywhere!!! How could you set it to broil! the only setting to cook ALL sides.

Hma

I use fire bolt to fire you from wherever you work, so you get sooooo depressed you come to me asking for a job, and i give you an impossible job, and wont let you... eat, if you don't do it, but you can't do it so you don't eat... bad idea, I'm broiled and delicious...

I USE SPACE LASER TO LASER YOU FROM... SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I vaporize you with a lighter.

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I type implode ThePointingMan in the console. You implode from the head down.

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I stab you to death with a piece of styrofoam

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I do something spectacular, that i am to lazy to think of, because it would require to much thought, and you die.

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I saw you to pieces with a stick.

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I take you to court, for... illegal use of stick, where your sentence is death.

COUNTER!

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I come back from the dead as a zombie and beat you to death with my own arm.

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I will make you sit in the BIG COMFY CHAIR!! while forcing you to eat 3 gallons of ice cream and watch MST3K until you die of sheer happiness

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I deliver a cat in a basket to your door, hiding inside it, I wait until you are asleep, then a lunge out of the cats mouth, and stab your motherboard, with an electrically charged spittoon (electrically charged to short out the motherboard), and leave with your television. Because of a lack of computer chips in your life, it becomes meaningless to you, and then I shoot you. Then I plead forgiveness and say my brother made me do it.

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I kill ThePointingMan by tying him up to the top of the Sears Tower and crash an RC plane into the building while he's tied up.

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I engulf you in my saliva,(Drooling all over your house too) after i drank a tonic soda!!! So you drown, in saliva.

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I am the manufacturer of tonic water, and make the cans outa lead, so you get lead poisoning and die to, cough cough, going quote from tf2, "WE'RE ALL LOOSERS"

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The one counter for LANDMASTER, (either that or mr otherplayer snuck in a high handicap, which he does alot)

MACHINE GUN, or better yet, GATLING GUN!!!

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I use barrier to charge you and charged blaster to... well, blast you.

btw, even as a noob, I never used handicap. I'd rather get owned then win via hax.  :cool:

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That's good,

Countering posts on a game where your supposed to die after someone posts after your own post. Heh

Unexpectedly, it just so happens that I am using peppy, (whom i do use when i play the game,) have a barrier, and use my 4* Speed to charge mine faster then yours, each shot accelerating your shields decay, until I am the blastering fool now!

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