My Hill

[Airrider]

This was a forum game I saw on my Internet travels, and liked it so much that I introduced it to a few forums. This marks the second.

It's pretty simple: we all battle over...*points to a grassy, roughly four-foot-tall hill* THIS hill. The object is to make up the most creative ways to force the previous poster off this hill and claim it as their own. Every time you perform a post, you must end by typing, "MY HILL."

Nothing too graphic or offensive, let's not make it personal, and so on. Let's touch gloves and come out swinging!

I sit down on the top of the hill.

MY HILL

[Guest Julius Quasar]

I place you on an ice block with a towel on top of it (so you don't get wet)

and push you down the hill "Have fun!"

I now sit on the hill in a nice folding chair

MY HILL

[Vy'drach]

I release my army of trained earthworms to move you and your chair off the hill, and then move the hill to my position with their awesome wormey power.

MY HILL

[Fox-Shot]

I approach you, grab you, and throw you off the hill, then proceed to stomp the worms into the dust then stand on the hill evilly.

MY HILL.

[Sideways]

I trip you from behind and shove you down the hill.

MY HILL

[Airrider]

I burrow up to the hill from underneath and knock you off with a comically large spring-loaded boxing glove.

I then proceed to fill up the hole I made so I have somewhere to sit. That done, I sit down.

MY HILL

[Braux]

I use a bulldozer to scrape off a little layer of earth off the top, and dump the dirt, and you off the hill.

I sit in my bulldozer.

MY HILL

[Fox-Shot]

I call a foul for not fixing your modification of the land.

You are put in the penalty box and I walk on top after hill is fixed.

MY HILL.

[Asper Sarnoff]

I loved to play king of the hill when I was younger, cause I always won.

I use my super strength to stop the earths revelation. Gravity fails and Fox-Shot floats away like a big balloon. I get the globe spinning again and runs up to the top of the hill.

MY HILL! MY OWN... MY ONLY... MY PRECIOUS...

[Hatsworth III]

i knock you with an baseball bat and sit on the hill reading an book.

MY HILL!

[Airrider]

I sneak up from behind with my favorite nine iron, wind up, and do a lovely, high-loft, 132-yard shot sending your rear end into a water hazard.

MY HILL

[Hatsworth III]

but i would scream "THIS IS MY HILL!" and kick you downhill in sparta style.

MY HILL!

[Kursed]

but i would scream "THIS IS MY HILL!" and kick you downhill in sparta style.

MY HILL!

I snipe you off the hill with  a halo sniper rifle and you die. Then i step up on the hill and the announcer announces to me "Hill controlled: and it displays a message to all of you saying "Kursed controls the hill."

[Guest Julius Quasar]

*Stuffs Kursed into a cannon, and lights the fuse, blasting Kursed from the cannon into the next county*

I now sit on a stadium cushion, atop the hill.

MY HILL

[Kursed]

*Stuffs Kursed into a cannon, and lights the fuse, blasting Kursed from the cannon into the next county*

I now sit on a stadium cushion, atop the hill.

MY HILL

I use Dimensional Recall and appear behind you then  put you and your cushion on top of your  cannon and send it and you rolling down the hill "Have a nice trip see you next Fall." MY HILL! Announcer "KUrsed controls the hill"

[Hatsworth III]

turn into an zombie and kill you.

my hill!

[Kursed]

I eat your brains  MY HILL!

[Braux]

*Gets hit by a Charger running up the hill*

*Cooly walks on top, wearing a Kevlar vest and holding a plunger, and talks into a megaphone:*

MY HILL!

[Kursed]

*Gets hit by a Charger running up the hill*

*Cooly walks on top, wearing a Kevlar vest and holding a plunger, and talks into a megaphone:*

MY HILL!

*lands aHrothgar  dropship on the hill and smashes everything "MY HILL"

[evilwaffles]

I order my ghosts (SC) to shoot you. I then roll you down to the bottom of the hill.

MY HILL!

[Kursed]

I order my ghosts (SC) to shoot you. I then roll you down to the bottom of the hill.

MY HILL!

The guns on my Hrothgar shoot your ghost to peices. (your a sc fan too? COOL!) STILL MY HILL!

[evilwaffles]

(Yes, Protoss FTW)

I order my Zerg Lurkers to burrow under the hill and strike you. I then hurl you from the hill. MY HILL!

[Guest Julius Quasar]

The guns on my Hrothgar shoot your ghost to peices. (your a sc fan too? COOL!) STILL MY HILL!

(Splinter Cell rules!)

I send a drone glider with a hanging cable with a magnet on the end of it to fly over you and the magnet catches you by all your metal hardware, and drags and lifts you away in the direction the drone is gliding.

I then sit atop the hill, using a small folding stool

MY HILL

[Fox-Shot]

I unscrew the bolts in you stool and watch it fall apart and you roll down the hill.

I then stand on the hill all epic-like.

MY HILL.

[Braux]

While standing epic-like, behind you i put a large amount of banana peels, I move around and push you from the front, sliding you down the hill in an avalanche of potassium.

I sit on the hill

MY HILL