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I set my pet velociraptor on you, who then tears you apart, leaving a bloody mess. I sit on the hill.

MY HILL!!!

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Doh ho ho, i was wandering what SC was supposed to be standing for. as far as that goes for me, SPAM SIEGE TANKS!!!!

Summon Cthulhu BRINGER OF ALL THAT IS FEAR!!! He engulfs Jack cayman in TEN TENTACLES.

I then send my fleet of siege tanks to destroy your homeland, conquering all that is true!!!!

being to lazy to walk up the hill, i use my knowledge of computer programming mixed with reality, to digitally recreate me at the top of the hill.

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i sent an virus to your computer that makes it transform into an mechanical monster and kills you, and also explodes inself on cthulu, transforming he into an pile of fried squid, i eat the frieg squid and gain all the cthulu's powers!

MY HILL!

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I call my friends big brother, the bully, to step all over your miniature fort, from which you cower and squirm in the corners of darkness. I then pounce onto the hill, with my tremendously manly legs rocketing me through the air, landing on top of the hill, I look into your corner, with a look full of shame, and banish you from this fort of evil.

For a final tuch I apply a sprinkle of magic to protect !!MY HILL!!

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