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I will also beat :panther: (even if I get cut to ribbons in the process) to show her how much I want her to take me out of here!

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I will also beat :panther: (even if I get cut to ribbons in the process) to show her how much I want her to take me out of here!

TIS' GETTIN' INTENSE!

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@crazyfooinc,

LOL!

sorry to be the pessemist in this case, but your body would incinerate once you leave the atmosphere if you duct tape yourself to the outside... then again, you could always duct tape yourself to krystal XD

its a win/win, you get to go with her and... your duct taped to krystal  :friends:

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@crazyfooinc,

LOL!

sorry to be the pessemist in this case, but your body would incinerate once you leave the atmosphere if you duct tape yourself to the outside... then again, you could always duct tape yourself to krystal XD

its a win/win, you get to go with her and... your duct taped to krystal  :friends:

I think that would be a situation more for FoXXX, :lol:

Have to come up with a new plan....GOT IT!! I will stow-away under the seat in her craft, but I WILL BRING A BAG OF POPCORN!! FOR AMUSEMENT!! Naaa, that'll never work *crumbles blueprints*

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IM STILL DEFENDING EARTH, SHE NEEDS A SAVIOR!!

may microsoft/apple pave the way for teh future! XD

*i think i just thew up in my mouth a lot.. its ok though its coming out my nose...*

anywayz, back on topic.. hmmm, seems like your stuck here crazyfoo! your gonna have to live in microsoft's future like everyone else!

hows that for pessimist?

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No! For I shall become a Borg and assimilate Earth!...

So either Krystal takes us with her, or Earth is assimilated.

Back O-T, I would do anything I could for her, then ask her to take me with her.

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This is not over yet sir! sit down and lets finish this lecture proper!

LOL, sorry for the off-topic-ness, i cant help myself XD

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No problem, I could not resist either  :lol:.

*Begins to turn into a Borg*

*sticks syringe  with anti-borg syrum into DRl*
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*sticks syringe  with anti-borg syrum into DRl*

OUCH! That HURT!

And you know what did you do?

Now I have to get an Aparoid!

*Calls an aparoid to himself*

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Guest krystal08

you know what? i would tape my hand to her tail! it would hurt her so much to ripped it off that she would have the choice but to take me with her!

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you know what? i would tape my hand to her tail! it would hurt her so much to ripped it off that she would have the choice but to take me with her!

GENIUS!

But how would you get it off once you arrive?  :oops:

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GENIUS!

But how would you get it off once you arrive?  :oops:

He wouldn't. He used GORILLA GLUE: THE TOUGHEST GLUE ON PLANET EARTH

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@DRL, you leave me no choice.. im setting my flamethrower from bake to ROAST!

LOL, XD

@ZIFF, i think if you did that.. shed go all command on your ass and rip your arm clean off with her big knarling nasty pointy teeth....

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^:lol:

Okay, okay... I shall turn into myself... again... *turns into himself*.

Another option will be to glue myself to her using some stiky goo.

That way she will definetly need to take me with her back...

trouble is, what is :fox: going to do to me when they de-glue us?

:shock:

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@hatsworth, are you that fat/big/tall?

@DRL, HES A WITCH!!!

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use the special industrial glue that only comes off with a certain chemical.. make sure it isnt corrosive and you should be fine.. provided that you have sucessfully detached yourself from something with fur first!

try attaching yourself to your/someone elses dog.. or if you really wanna go for legit, go find a fox!

:shock:

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@hatsworth, are you that fat/big/tall?

tall? i am only 13 years old.

fat? a bit.

big? yes.

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Guest krystal08

i would propably just...cut her fur around the glue....once we're off this place... if she bite me, i glue her mouth to my back!

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i would propably just...cut her fur around the glue....once we're off this place... if she bite me, i glue her mouth to my back!

But nobody answered my question... I mean,

DO NOT YOU FEAR WHAT :fox: WOULD DO

AFTER YOU ARE DE-GLUED??!

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well im not that desperate to leave earth, there are so many places we havent been as a whole! not to mention i havent been out of florida that much, not to mention the USA!

ive only seen North Carolina, Maryland, Arizona, and Georgia.. and ive only visited each place once.. i dont get out much, being a gaming nerd and all XD

but geesh, dont scrap earth so easily, especially since i can see your point of the fact that were recking the place... so i say, see it before its gone! or at least watch the discovery channel! :D

@DRL, but yeah, if i was, i think fox would mistake me for a hostile.. nobody wants to be mistaken for a hostile against starfox... or starwolf for that matter.... pretty much the entire lylat system... like i said, we havent even seen all there is to see on earth, much less space travel! dont F**K with Lylat!  :P

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It is... Allright. "See this forest today,

because it may be lumber tomorrow."

I think I get it.

...But about :fox:, what I mean was:

1) I get glued to his girlfriend.

2) He sees me glued to his girlfriend.

3) I am de-glued from his girlfried.

4) HE BEATS ME ´N BLAST ME ´N

    VAPORIZES ME ´N DISINTEGRATES

    ME... ect.

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@DRL, great analogy, i hadent thought of that!

as for fox, were human.. a foreign race not seen in the lylat system (as far as we know) think about it, we already are unfamiliar, if i was fox, if i saw some alien monkey thingy that tried to "glue" itself to his GF, then he would think of you as some kind of "glue" dripping monster thats trying to hurt her or worse! hell freaking kill you! that is unless krystal intervines after having spent the day wiith you and grown fond of your species.

however, if your trying to force yourself on her, i dont think either of them will take too kindly to that XD

i love science fiction, it makes us think of the world in a different light.

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Guest krystal08

well, fox would probably yell at me for doing this, but the sensitive krystal would calm him down and...

*Krystal* hey, c'mon Fox, their's a good explanation why this little fella did this! Don't you think we can help him? This is our duty! *american flag drop behind her* we have to help every one we can, no matter what!

*Fox* (i don't care, i'm gonna kill this bastard for messing with my beloved Krystal)

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