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a date, perhaps...

OR I'd beg her to take me back to Corneria with her, since I hate it here on Earth...this planet blows

I think I would do exactly the same, althrough I may be to shy to be with her in public (Taking into account that people will stare at us every time I try to take her anywhere).

But I am suerly going to try to be friends with her, and if it works, beg her to take me to Corneria. Taking me there would not be too hard, because I would go with any conditions (included being thrown in a dark cargo hold). Go Corneria  :cool:!

Phearps something like this would work:

D.R.L.: Could you please, kind, beautiful, and exeptionally skilled miss take me to Corneria with you?

Krystal: Mmmmh... I am not sure, we have limited supplies now. That is why we came to Earth in the first place, althrough the technology here is not good enought to completely resupply our ships.

D.R.L.: Oh, please! I would do ANYTHING! I mean, you surely must have some space remaining in your cargo hold, I can stay there, maybe even in a crate! Under any conditions, PLEASE take me out of this world!

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How noble. Something tells me that Mr. Krystal here is the only Earthling that Krystal would get along with at all.  :wink:

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Try to help her get back where she belonged, while keeping her safe.

Tell her that whatever she does she does'nt fly over Somalia, North Korea, Colombia or other hostile areas as we can't bear to hear that a FARC rebel, Somali pirate or other a***hole like them shot an RPG at her Arwing; very bad news if you wish to protect Krystal from the savage Earth and guide her home to Lylat.

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Since she may want to "explore" our world, I will offer to take her on a guided "tour", avoiding 1) Middle East, 2) Areas with active military combat or high criminal activity.

Take her to the Capital cities of every country that I remember that exists [and they are many, so do not worry about that], and along the way describe the important monuments/historic facts. When enough "urbanization" has been seen, I would take her on a trip through the Amazon and Kalahari, as well as some other places with interesting animals and vegetation. Finally, when team Star Fox is insisting on the fact that they are ready to leave, I would beg her to take me to Corneria, as well as wishing her luck on the trip back there.

(Sorry but I would definetly beg her. You can not say the trip would not be nice though :wink:)

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Corneria is STILL better than Earth, IMO

at least Corneria has no religious extremists, terrorists, no H1N1 virus, better technology, better economy, no starvation, no AIDS epidemic, no corrupt international councils, no hippies....

I'l take Androssian or Aparoid or Anglar (Or any other bad things not necessarily beginning with the letter "A") invasions/destruction of Corneria over Earth's crap any day

Yeah, I would definitely:

-Befriend Krystal

-Date her

-Beg her to take me back to Corneria when she leaves

Definitely this^

But I would have other plans for her before that ;)

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But I would have other plans for her before that ;)

Oh FoXXX, we all know what "other plans" are on your mind :P...

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Try to help her get back where she belonged, while keeping her safe.

no Offence but unless she gets stuck in Area 51 I think she can handle herself but anyway if she were to take me to lylat I would definatly enroll in the acadamy.
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no Offence but unless she gets stuck in Area 51 I think she can handle herself

True, but to Krystal (and Lylatians as a whole) there's nothing familiar about this world. This might come off as obvious, but we live in total chaos, carnage, warfare and anarchy as a whole in comparison to Lylat, so I'm pretty sure that Earth is too dangerous for Krystal herself to explore alone. Kursed, you might be thinking of another argument reading this, but put yourself in a similar situation. You could easily fend for yourself in America because the dangers and settings are familiar, but if you decided to explore a really dangerous place like, say, Afghanistan, don't count on defending yourself easily.

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no Offence but unless she gets stuck in Area 51 I think she can handle herself but anyway if she were to take me to lylat I would definatly enroll in the acadamy.

Me too! :)

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True, but to Krystal (and Lylatians as a whole) there's nothing familiar about this world. This might come off as obvious, but we live in total chaos, carnage, warfare and anarchy as a whole in comparison to Lylat, so I'm pretty sure that Earth is too dangerous for Krystal herself to explore alone. Kursed, you might be thinking of another argument reading this, but put yourself in a similar situation. You could easily fend for yourself in America because the dangers and settings are familiar, but if you decided to explore a really dangerous place like, say, Afghanistan, don't count on defending yourself easily.

Agreed ,but 1.she's a telepath so she may be able to quickly learn where to go from  memories of others and 2. Lylatians seem to be alot more durable than humans.
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Krystal would kick ass and chew bubble gum in this world if necessary :)

Come to think of it, although maybe we could'nt be able to do so ourselves, Krystal sure as hell can :D!

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Anyway...if she would have to go to a safe place on Earth, don't take it wrong but i'm sure she'll come nearby Quebec....(with luck even my town!, 'cauz we don't have anything here)

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Anyway...if she would have to go to a safe place on Earth, don't take it wrong but i'm sure she'll come nearby Quebec....(with luck even my town!, 'cauz we don't have anything here)

You guys have Montreal (keyboard couldn't do the accented "e"), hockey games, and whatever other things Quebecois probably do.

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Anyway...if she would have to go to a safe place on Earth, don't take it wrong but i'm sure she'll come nearby Quebec....(with luck even my town!, 'cauz we don't have anything here)

Well if she is going to go to a safe place, I'm sure it would be far from civilization.

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Well if she is going to go to a safe place, I'm sure it would be far from civilization.

come to think of it though if Krystal really did exist wouldn't my other fan CHaracters like Tigress,Lupe and Ruby exist as well?

Dang I want to give ruby a comforting hug right now...

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come to think of it though if Krystal really did exist wouldn't my other fan CHaracters like Tigress,Lupe and Ruby exist as well?

Dang I want to give ruby a comforting hug right now...

:)

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Well if she is going to go to a safe place, I'm sure it would be far from civilization.

my town is great for that!

come to think of it though if Krystal really did exist wouldn't my other fan CHaracters

if so...i'm really searching for Asaka!

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Anyway...if she would have to go to a safe place on Earth, don't take it wrong but I'm sure she'll come nearby Quebec....(with luck even my town!, 'cauz we don't have anything here)

mmm could be but i think if she really comes to the earth she will bring someone like slippy to analyze the surface of this planet and if she really needs come down i believe she will use a camouflage device

like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPVQal851U but better

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I'd beg her to bring me with her on her adventures and eventually stowaway going back whethere she liked it or not. :P

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I'd beg her to bring me with her on her adventures and eventually stowaway going back whethere she liked it or not. :P

she'd probably sense you as a stowaway and kick you out :P
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I'd beg her to bring me with her on her adventures and eventually stowaway going back whethere she liked it or not. :P

I'd stay with her as long as I can :)

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