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Slippy Becomes Addicted to Yogurt


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:peppy:

What about me? Don't I get yogurt?

:slippy:

Silly rabbit! Yogurt is for toads!

And so, our tale begins!!!

One day, while sitting on a comfy lavish couch in the Great Fox Mothership, Fox and Slippy were watching television. Slippy was hungry.

:slippy:

Fox, I don't mean to be overt, but could you please fetch me some delicious yogurt?

:fox:

Oh man, I just sat down. And I just spent hours looking for Krystal's nightgown. What do you think I look like? Some kind of yogurt fetching clown?

:slippy:

I just want some yogurt Fox. I NEED yogurt.

:fox:

Why? What does yogurt do for you? Hmm...maybe I don't want to know?

:slippy:

Yogurt inspires me. Whenever my dad Beltino worked on inventions, he would eat yogurt.

:fox:

Is that so?

:slippy:

Ribbit! It's true Fox! It's true! You should try some yogurt too!

FOX GOES TO THE FRIDGE....

(Fox walks to the fridge to get some yogurt for Slippy)

:fox:

I'm back with the yogurt, for me and you! Cuz you and me are buddies, through and through!

:slippy:

I'll take the lime, you take the kiwi, I won't charge you a dime, cuz this yogurt is a freebie!

:fox:

This yogurt stuff isn't bad. It has nothing on cheese. But next time you ask for yogurt, can you at least say "Please?"

:slippy:

This yogurt is good. But I need more.  Oh look, the Cornerian Crusaders are about to score!

:fox:

Really?

Fox looked at the screen. But Slippy went to the fridge, and ate every last scoop of yogurt! Then Slippy

dissolved into a puddle of slime. Why do most of these words seem to rhyme?

Fox thought Slippy was yogurt.

:fox:

Alright! More of that yogurt stuff!

:slippy:

FOX, I'M NOT YOGURT, I'M SLIPPY!

:fox:

I hate it when yogurt talks back, that's so lippy!

:slippy:

NO FOX, IT'S REALLY SLIPPY

:fox:

Are you a puddle of slime again?

:slippy:

Yeah. Too much yogurt does that to me.

:fox:

I see. Here, take this De-Slimulator capsule.

Slippy took the capsule. Then he became his normal toad-self again.

:slippy:

Thanks Fox! Got any more yogurt?

Suddenly Peppy came into the room. Peppy was a closeted fan of yogurt, himself.

Peppy: I WANT RASPBERRY RAINBOW! ORANGEY ORANGE!

Slippy: Silly rabbit! Yogurt is for toads!

YO YO YO,

YOGURT!

YO YO YO,

YOGURT IS DA BOMB!

YO YO YO,

YOGURT!

_______________________________________ THE END ________________________________

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SonicDaMan, I made a total of 8 Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese fics, just so you know. I'll PM you the last one if you didn't get to read it. I decided to stop making them, cuz I noticed it was kind of getting redundant, and ran out of ideas.

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